Jeff Goldblum Is Somebody’s Husband For The Third Time

When 62-year-old tall drink of hot grandpa Jeff Goldblum got engaged to his 31-year-old aerialist/contortionist/actress (aka the most L.A. job title of all-time) girlfriend of 3 years Emilie Livingston last July, hos who have always been hard up for his hot fly dick dribbled out a little tear. Well, those tears are dribbling out again, because Jeff and Emilie (who kind of looks like the love child of a brown-headed Lisa Kudrow and a serene ostrich) got married in L.A. over the weekend.

UsWeekly says that Jeff made Emilie his third wife at the Chateau Marmont on Saturday night. Yeah, at the Chateau Marmont. Bitches are full L.A. If only they got married 2 years ago, Emilie could’ve been serenaded down the aisle by the sound of Lindsay Lohan screaming at her dealer for ripping her off or screaming at James Franco to let her in his room. But anyway, Emilie and Jeff’s guests weren’t serenaded by LiLo’s whiny screams, but UsWeekly says that he played piano for all of them.

“It was a night filled with love, music, and lots of laughs,” the insider says of the wedding, adding that Goldblum played piano and sang for his wife during the reception.

Jeff Goldbum was married to actress Patricia Gaul from 1980 to 1986 and a year after their divorce, he made it legal with Geena Davis. Their marriage died 3 years later in 1990.

Some might be throwing looks of cold judgement at Jeff Goldblum because he’s probably got ass hairs that are older than his current wife. But that age difference is nothing for him. He used to fuck around with Alex from Lost when she was just 22. Besides, I’m sure Jeff and his new bride will tell you that she’s an “old soul” and he’s a “young soul” so it evens out. I just hope these two stay married long enough to do a naked beach photo-op, because I need an updated picture of (NSFW) Jeff Goldbum’s peen.

Here’s Jeff Goldblum looking like an Amish hipster dad while shopping for stuff with Emilie at The Grove a couple of weeks ago.