Night Crumbs

October 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Channing Tatum left his hotel in Savannah looking like a 30-something frat boy who reeks of cologne from Walgreens, always brags about winning Beats by Dre headphones at Dave & Buster’s and will sock you in the throat, bro, if you ask him if the rumor about him letting old dudes blow him for money in college is true. And yes, yes, I would, even if he wore that Budweiser t-shirt during it – Lainey ¬†Gossip¬†

Slutoween hasn’t officially begun until Wonky McValtrex starts wearing all the costumes she bought from Frederick’s – Drunken Stepfather

BREAKING: Beyonce changed wigs – Celebitchy

If two annoying fame whores from The Bachelor can’t make it, is there really any hope for any of us? Really? – Reality Two

And yet another thought-provoking quote from Lindsay Lohan’s Book of Cokehead Philosophies – The Superficial

Ariana Grande Latte looks like Batman’s most annoying foe: Kittengirl – Hollywood Tuna

Dolly Parton, Our Patron Saint of Wigs and Wisdom, has something to say to the gay-hating Christians out there – Towleroad

Nice try, Ceiling Eyes, but nobody does drunken sidewalk ranting better than your mom – WWTDD

The hipster Little Mermaid wedding needs a lot more Ursula – The Berry

And here’s Maria Menounos as a Marilyn Monroe G. I. Jane – Popoholic

Save Isis (the Downton Abbey dog, not the terrorist organization) – Jezebel

Evan Rachel Wood’s transformation into her current piece is almost done – OMG Blog

Lake Bell gave birth to a girl and I’ll be really disappointed if she didn’t name her Puddle – ICYDK

Amy Poehler says she might’ve went on a date with John Stamos but she’s not sure. If he didn’t eat greek yogurt off of her chichis, then it definitely wasn’t a date – Pajiba

The analyzing of the maybe Timberfetus growing in Jessica Biel’s body continues – Popsugar

Just Jack is going to be just married soon – Just Jared

Who knew that when Kevin Smith shaves off his beard and some chunk he looks like a younger Jeremy London – SOW

Kelly Clarkson did Shake It Off – HuffPo

Rest in peace, Julie KotterBoy Culture

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