Night Crumbs

September 23, 2014 / Posted by:

Douche extraordinaire John Mayer wore this gardening grandma mess at a show in Chicago. To quote Amber from Clueless, “She could be a farmer in those clothes.” – Lainey Gossip

Miss America once hazed sorority pledges by making them craft all night. Taylor Swift just announced that she’s going to stop trying to be a pop star and pledge to that sorority, because that sounds like the type of hazing she can get into – Celebitchy

Cara Delawhatever is wet, naked, sandy and covered in jewels. She’s like that all the time since she’s always on vacation, but this time she did it for work – Drunken Stepfather

A radio host in Phoenix didn’t appreciate Falkor Rimes yodeling ┬áinto his ear during a David Gray show – Reality Tea

Ariana Grande Latte: The Menopause Years – The Superficial

Tom Brady Facebook’d his resume for some reason – WWTDD

Ariana Grande’s face says “latte with extra milk” and her stomach says “caramel mocha” – Hollywood Tuna

FYI: Those naked pictures of a dude that obviously isn’t Liam Payne aren’t of Liam Payne – Towleroad

They tell me this is supposed to be Zoe Kravitz, but I keep looking around for little Olivia trailing behind her ass, because that is obviously Denise Huxtable and nobody can tell me otherwise – ICYDK

But did the fake three-tittied Florida flower get her three-tittied breastplate at – Jezebel

MiserAlba being miserable while wearing the glasses I bought at the swap meet in the 5th grade – Popoholic

Behold, a list of my new favorite bands. I so want to be president of the Anal Cunt fan club – OMG Blog

Joseph Gordon-Levitt should have a talk with that All About That Bass trick – Pajiba

Hot pieces in cum goggles! – The Berry

And here’s some more pictures that will fuel the tears of the #ROBSTENISUNBROKEN fangirls – Popsugar

Sarah Hyland got a restraining order against the crazy ex-boyfriend who allegedly choked her and threatened to kill her – HuffPo

Baby: Mila Kunis still has one in her body – Just Jared

Jessica Simpson’s piece split his pants on his wedding day – SOW

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