Night Crumbs
The first shots from Brangelina’s very own Eyes Wide Shut called By The Sea are out and judging by these pictures, the movie’s investors must be really happy since they’re saving a lot of money in the budget by not having to buy food or soap – Lainey Gossip
Kandi Burruss might have a baby growing in her and if she does, I can’t wait to see the episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta where Mama Joyce tries to fight the baby after calling it a gold digger – Reality Tea
This Means War ruined romantic comedies for Tom Hardy – Celebitchy
Nicki Minaj’s old high school is missing out, because she could’ve let the science department examine the mysteries of her Fix-A-Flat ass – WWTDD
Dear Ariana Grande Latte, Brit Brit did it better – Drunken Stepfather
Snoop Dogg really needs to change his weed strain, because the one he’s currently smoking isn’t doing good things to his brain – Towleroad
It looks like Nicki Minaj’s ass has an ass – The Superficial
So what kind of foolery did Urban Outfitters pull today to get free publicity? – Gawker
And that overcooked crow Wendy Williams ate probably has more life in it than Kim and Kanye’s fake marriage – Jezebel
Selena Gomez got bangs – Popoholic
While scrolling, scrolling, scrolling and scrolling some more through this mega list of Madge’s best magazine covers, I kept saying to myself, “That Interview cover of her looking like a masturbating Clockwork Orange clown better be in the top..” – Boy Culture
The double dose of fetus growing in Zoe Saldana’s body has grown some more – ICYDK
Photoshop did wonders for Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland Magazine spread – Hollywood Tuna
I’d hit ’em all – The Berry
Holly Montag (Remember her? I won’t judge you too much if you shake your head yes) got married – Popsugar
You’d probably get the heaves if I asked you if you’d dieu Gerard Depardieu, but would it change your mind if I told you that he probably cums wine? – Pajiba
A Zoolander sequel is happening maybe – OMG Blog
I know what you’re going to do in two summers and it won’t include seeing the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot – Just Jared
Pic: EW