Night Crumbs
This is supposedly Leonardo DiCaprio at the US Open. That’s good news for all of you tennis-loving homeless hobos with scraggly beards full of fleas and cheese. Just go to the US Open in all your mangy glory, say, “Hello, I am Leonardo DiCaprio,” and they’ll escort you right up to the VIP area! – Lainey Gossip
Why in the hell is Rita Whora going sexy scuba diving in the nighttimes? – WWTDD
Renee Zellweger just isn’t Renee Zellweger when she doesn’t look like she’s trying to look for Jon Gosselin’s peen while sucking on a lemon – Celebitchy
NeNe Leakes will make her Broadway debut and no, Kenya, she’s not playing the title role in a revival of War Horse. She’s going to be in Cinderella – Reality Tea
Ashley Benson looks delicious and I’m only typing that because she’s got a burrito in front of her face – Drunken Stepfather
September 4th: the day that I stared at Natalie Dormer’s crotch for way too long – The Superficial
Behati Prinsloo is serving up 90s Piggly Wiggly lot lizard glamour – Hollywood Tuna
James Franco shaved his head and now he really looks like a giant penis – Towleroad
A pug playing in a ball pit looks a lot like a strung out crackhead looking for the stash they hid earlier – The Berry
When America’s Sweetheart and America’s Favorite Pastime joined forces – Pajiba
Miley Cyrus has taken “using big black asses as props” to a new level – Jezebel
Well, Anne Hathaway’s wig looks good – Popoholic
Liberty Ross wants you to know that she doesn’t stab her Kristen Stewart voodoo doll in the face every night – ICYDK
Channing Tatum is giving me loads of hot douche in these pictures – Popsugar
You might’ve already HAHA’d to a few of these today, but here’s just a sliver from Joan Rivers’ treasure trove of jokes – HuffPo
These Zac Efron GIFs scream 80s gay porn – OMG Blog
Why hello there, Scott Speedman – Just Jared
Gwen Stefani’s speaking parts just can’t work together to say the name “Colbert” correctly – SOW