Night Crumbs

September 4, 2014 / Posted by:

This is supposedly Leonardo DiCaprio at the US Open. That’s good news for all of you tennis-loving homeless hobos with scraggly beards full of fleas and cheese. Just go to the US Open in all your mangy glory, say, “Hello, I am Leonardo DiCaprio,” and they’ll escort you right up to the VIP area! – Lainey GossipĀ 

Why in the hell is Rita Whora going sexy scuba diving in the nighttimes? – WWTDD

Renee Zellweger just isn’t Renee Zellweger when she doesn’t look like she’s trying to look for Jon Gosselin’s peen while sucking on a lemon – Celebitchy

NeNe Leakes will make her Broadway debut and no, Kenya, she’s not playing the title role in a revival of War Horse. She’s going to be in CinderellaReality Tea

Ashley Benson looks delicious and I’m only typing that because she’s got a burrito in front of her face – Drunken Stepfather

September 4th: the day that I stared at Natalie Dormer’s crotch for way too long – The Superficial

Behati Prinsloo is serving up 90s Piggly Wiggly lot lizard glamour – Hollywood Tuna

James Franco shaved his head and now he really looks like a giant penis – Towleroad

A pug playing in a ball pit looks a lot like a strung out crackhead looking for the stash they hid earlier – The Berry

When America’s Sweetheart and America’s Favorite Pastime joined forces – Pajiba

Miley Cyrus has taken “using big black asses as props” to a new level – Jezebel

Well, Anne Hathaway’s wig looks good – Popoholic

Liberty Ross wants you to know that she doesn’t stab her Kristen Stewart voodoo doll in the face every night – ICYDK

Channing Tatum is giving me loads of hot douche in these pictures – Popsugar

You might’ve already HAHA’d to a few of these today, but here’s just a sliver from Joan Rivers’ treasure trove of jokes – HuffPo

These Zac Efron GIFs scream 80s gay porn – OMG Blog

Why hello there, Scott Speedman Just Jared

Gwen Stefani’s speaking parts just can’t work together to say the name “Colbert” correctly – SOW

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