Night Crumbs

August 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted holding hands in Canada, but it looks more like he’s pulling her aside to whisper: “Girl, you need to start doing a creep sweep before you exit the plane, ’cause that camel toe is out of control”Lainey Gossip

Pimp Mama Kris just signed Shrek Montana as a “client”, which means a Wookiee/Ogre sex tape will be burning our eyes in no time – Reality Tea

Huge shocking surprise: “Mega pop superstarAriana Grande Latte is a difficult fetus-faced diva – Celebitchy

Alessandra Ambrosia Salad reminds us what she looks like when she’s not wearing a bikini – Hollywood Tuna

Ageless Smoky Mountain wildflower Dolly Parton did the ice bucket challenge and – DUH – it was adorable – Towleroad

Brit Brit had the kind of day that even a trenta white chocolate mocha Frappucinno couldn’t fix – WWTDD

Every time I see Rihanna in a bikini, it always looks like that Isis tattoo has volunteered to hold her tits up, like “Here, allow me” – The Superficial

I bet all the ice cubes in that bucket were like “Ew, you go first!” “No, you go first!” – Drunken Stepfather

Jackie from That 70s Show: still pregnant – Popoholic

These are either the first pics of Angelina Jolie since she got hitched or Yzma from The Emperor’s New Groove on vacation (they’re blurry and it’s hard to tell)  – Popsugar

#26 automatically wins, because PUPPEH!!! – The Berry

Kendull Jenner (sorry…Kendull) klaims she was bowing her head – not checking her phone – during the moment of silence for Ferguson during the VMAs. This just in: Kendull Jenner is as good at lying as she is at reading – ICYDK

Vanessa Hudgens did a good – Just Jared

Lena Dunham looks like one of the Golden Girls waking up from a post-cheesecake nap on the lanai (well, not Blanche – Blanche would never wake up looking anything less than a freshly bloomed magnolia blossom) – SOW

The dancers from Cirque du Soleil’s Michael Jackson: One made a music video for the single “A Place With No Name“, and it’s the definition of a beautiful low-budget desert circus raver stripper ANTM mess (aka PERFECTION) – Boy Culture

Totes awky mo mo” sounds like something Miley Cyrus would name one of her dogs – Pajiba

Pic: FameFlynet

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