Night Crumbs

August 28, 2014 / Posted by: Allison

Jessica Alba says her non-toxic eco-friendly soap/detergent/skin care line, The Honest Co., is reportedly valued at $1 billion. Yes, $1 billion. Dollars. But she might have fudged the numbers a bit and she’s not actually worth that much. Either way, if she’s making anywhere near $1 billion, why is she still trying to act??? Focus on the soap! It’s clearly the thing you’re good at! – Lainey Gossip

Dancing with the Stars continues to play fast and lose with the definition of the word “stars” – Reality Tea

All of Ariana Grande Latte’s “memories” of the 90s clearly came from a BuzzFeed article about the 90s – Celebitchy

BREAKING: Hilary Duff walked to her car – Hollywood Tuna

Rachel, Phoebe, and a rubber Monica mask all reunited on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night – HuffPo

Harry Styles wore a Michael Sam jersey during a show in St. Louis. Cut to Taylor Swift texting Harry “Who’s this Sam chick? She sounds hideous” – Towleroad

Kendull Jenner is just going by Kendull now, because she knows the last name Jenner doesn’t mean shit unless it’s accompanied by the name Bruce – WWTDD

Sorry Lara Bingle, but the position of Hot Nearly-Naked Ho on a Beach has already been filled by CoCo. Put on your shirt, it’s time to go home – The Superficial

Lizzie Caplan reminding us she’s more Gretchen Wieners than Janis Ian – Drunken Stepfather

But for why is Ciara dressed like a hat-less Carmen Sandiego? – Popsugar

Jessica Chastain looks like she wants to either sell me a house or a really smart set of luggage at Macy’s – Popoholic

Oh, here go hell come; you don’t EVER fuck with Donna Meagle! – Jezebel

I think this is also how Michelle Duggar’s uterus reacts every time she announces she’s pregnant – The Berry

…and speaking of uteri, Shakira has a baby living in hers – ICYDK

Blake Lively managed to find a wannabe-GOOPy way to write about getting attacked by bees – Just Jared

If only the cast of Rocky the Musical has performed dressed like this, their show might not have closed – (NSFW-ish) OMG Blog

David Fincher is directing normcore ads for The Gap now (“Who???” – Tyler Perry) – Pajiba

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