Night Crumbs

August 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba says her non-toxic eco-friendly soap/detergent/skin care line, The Honest Co., is reportedly valued at $1 billion. Yes, $1 billion. Dollars. But she might have fudged the numbers a bit and she’s not actually worth that much. Either way, if she’s making anywhere near $1 billion, why is she still trying to act??? Focus on the soap! It’s clearly the thing you’re good at! – Lainey Gossip

Dancing with the Stars continues to play fast and lose with the definition of the word “stars” – Reality Tea

All of Ariana Grande Latte’s “memories” of the 90s clearly came from a BuzzFeed article about the 90s – Celebitchy

BREAKING: Hilary Duff walked to her car – Hollywood Tuna

Rachel, Phoebe, and a rubber Monica mask all reunited on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night – HuffPo

Harry Styles wore a Michael Sam jersey during a show in St. Louis. Cut to Taylor Swift texting Harry “Who’s this Sam chick? She sounds hideous” – Towleroad

Kendull Jenner is just going by Kendull now, because she knows the last name Jenner doesn’t mean shit unless it’s accompanied by the name BruceWWTDD

Sorry Lara Bingle, but the position of Hot Nearly-Naked Ho on a Beach has already been filled by CoCo. Put on your shirt, it’s time to go home – The Superficial

Lizzie Caplan reminding us she’s more Gretchen Wieners than Janis Ian – Drunken Stepfather

But for why is Ciara dressed like a hat-less Carmen Sandiego? – Popsugar

Jessica Chastain looks like she wants to either sell me a house or a really smart set of luggage at Macy’s – Popoholic

Oh, here go hell come; you don’t EVER fuck with Donna Meagle! – Jezebel

I think this is also how Michelle Duggar’s uterus reacts every time she announces she’s pregnant – The Berry

…and speaking of uteri, Shakira has a baby living in hers – ICYDK

Blake Lively managed to find a wannabe-GOOPy way to write about getting attacked by bees – Just Jared

If only the cast of Rocky the Musical has performed dressed like this, their show might not have closed  – (NSFW-ish) OMG Blog

David Fincher is directing normcore ads for The Gap now (“Who???” – Tyler Perry) – Pajiba

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