So I Guess Ciara Isn’t Going To Spend Her Future With Future

August 13, 2014 / Posted by:

The Baby Mothers Of Future Club will have to rent out a bigger church basement to hold their monthly support group meetings in, because they’ve got a new member. One year after getting engaged and three months after birthing out her first kid and his 500th, Ciara pink-slipped rapper Future after his wandering Christopher Columbus-ass dick traveled into another piece’s snatch. Ciara probably should’ve realized that Future is a slut with a dick that gets easily bored when he told her that his three kids have three different mothers and when his peen yawned and mouthed the word “NEXT!” right after they boned for the second time.

Several sources tell UsWeekly that Ciara dumped Future as soon as she found out that he was doing what Future does:

“He cheated on her. Game over,” an insider tells Us of the “Turn On the Lights” rapper. Another source adds: “She’s devastated. Ciara’s focus now is the baby.”

Ciara and Future met when their label set them up for a track. They started wet humping on each other shortly after that and that led to get her getting knocked up, which led to him proposing to her on her birthday. They were together for a little over a year. Ciara gave birth to their son Future Zahir Wilburn in May.

The moral of this story is: If you let a rapper named Future, who has a collection of baby mothers, bust raw nuts up into your ovaries and you come down with a CASE OF THE BABIES!!!, do not let him name your child. Do not let him do it. Because he will name your child after his stage name (not even his goddamn government name) and then your poor innocent child will have a fucked up name like Future. Well, the good news for Ciara is that the county court is open five days a week and it won’t be that hard to change her baby’s name from Future to Past.

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