Night Crumbs

July 18, 2014 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt wore his homemade Brangelina t-shirt and beige blazer on June 9th. He was still wearing his homemade Brangelina t-shirt and beige blazer in Marseilles yesterday. I don’t think he’s changed and he’s going to keep wearing his homemade Brangelina t-shirt and beige blazer until either his toxic body cheese eats them off or until they mutate and grow legs and arms and pull themselves off of his body. I’m going to put a week’s worth of weed money on the first one – Lainey GossipĀ 

Lupita Nyongo’s on French Elle looking like she’s birthing out the sun and is really, really excited about it – Jezebel

Star Magazine wants you to believe that Gisele Bundchen is the Joan Crawford to Tom Brady’s Christine Darling and makes him scrub toilets at 6am – Celebitchy

Jessica from True Blood already got a new job – The Superficial

So did Wentworth MillerJust Jared

Backdoor Farrah is obviously a graduate of Detective Courtney Love’s Night School of Mystery Solving, because she just solved the mystery of who hacked her frozen yogurt website! – Reality Tea

This is what Lady CaCa’s nipple looks like in case you forgot – Drunken Stepfather

Andrew Rannells as Hedwig kind of look like an end-of-the-night Amanda PalmerTowleroad

Um, somebody please get a crowbar and a blow torch, because methinks Megan Fox Botoxed her eyelids so much that she can’t lift ’em anymore – Hollywood Tuna

TGIF! Here’s Kat Dennings’ chichis – Popoholic

It’s Hell I Should Work Out But Fapping Burns A Lot Of Calories Right? Friday! – The Berry

No, it’s not at all embarrassing that Katy Perry is mad about not getting nominated for a coveted MTV VMA – IDLYITW

Brad Pitt and St. Angie Jolie’s new movie has a name – Popsugar

Looking like a cheese-filled hot dog covered in mustard (no offense to cheese-filled hot dogs covered in mustard) – ICYDK

Julia Ormond has a really good reason for why she dumped her last piece – HuffPo

Dustin Lance Black’s twink diving piece is topless on AttitudeBoy Culture

Pic: Bauer Griffin

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