Night Crumbs
Brad Pitt wore his homemade Brangelina t-shirt and beige blazer on June 9th. He was still wearing his homemade Brangelina t-shirt and beige blazer in Marseilles yesterday. I don’t think he’s changed and he’s going to keep wearing his homemade Brangelina t-shirt and beige blazer until either his toxic body cheese eats them off or until they mutate and grow legs and arms and pull themselves off of his body. I’m going to put a week’s worth of weed money on the first one – Lainey Gossip
Lupita Nyongo’s on French Elle looking like she’s birthing out the sun and is really, really excited about it – Jezebel
Star Magazine wants you to believe that Gisele Bundchen is the Joan Crawford to Tom Brady’s Christine Darling and makes him scrub toilets at 6am – Celebitchy
Jessica from True Blood already got a new job – The Superficial
So did Wentworth Miller – Just Jared
Backdoor Farrah is obviously a graduate of Detective Courtney Love’s Night School of Mystery Solving, because she just solved the mystery of who hacked her frozen yogurt website! – Reality Tea
This is what Lady CaCa’s nipple looks like in case you forgot – Drunken Stepfather
Andrew Rannells as Hedwig kind of look like an end-of-the-night Amanda Palmer – Towleroad
Um, somebody please get a crowbar and a blow torch, because methinks Megan Fox Botoxed her eyelids so much that she can’t lift ’em anymore – Hollywood Tuna
TGIF! Here’s Kat Dennings’ chichis – Popoholic
It’s Hell I Should Work Out But Fapping Burns A Lot Of Calories Right? Friday! – The Berry
No, it’s not at all embarrassing that Katy Perry is mad about not getting nominated for a coveted MTV VMA – IDLYITW
Brad Pitt and St. Angie Jolie’s new movie has a name – Popsugar
Looking like a cheese-filled hot dog covered in mustard (no offense to cheese-filled hot dogs covered in mustard) – ICYDK
Julia Ormond has a really good reason for why she dumped her last piece – HuffPo
Dustin Lance Black’s twink diving piece is topless on Attitude – Boy Culture
Pic: Bauer Griffin