Night Crumbs
At AFI’s tribute to Jane Fonda last night, Sandra Bullock only looked sliiiiiiiiightly embarrassed to be photographed with Chelsea Handler and Chelsea Handler’s Hanson Brother hair – Lainey Gossip
MaleFiftyCent looks better than the real thing – Towleroad
Tommy Girl is the epitome of pure modesty as always – Celebitchy
CoCo’s camel toe is going to wave goodbye (and it can totally do that) to basic cable for now – Reality Tea
The Porn Iguana is still making stupid videos and is still taking selfies of elegance and I’m still surprised that she’s not the princess of a European country by now – Drunken Stepfather
Today’s pick-me-up brought to you by Justin Bieber breaking the Big Girls Don’t Cry rule by crying about his racist videos – The Superficial
Why didn’t someone tell Rosario Dawson that the Skillrex cut died a long time ago and anybody who gets that cut is against us all! – Hollywood Tuna
It’s Shirtless Friday or I like to call it, the day when I picture 30 hot pieces without pants on – The Berry
Excuse me while I text Allison with, “I HATE YOU I HATE I HATE YOU,” because she gets to see WolfCop and I don’t – Pajiba
MiserAlba sucks on some chocolate in front of the cameras for easy money – Popoholic
No, there’s nothing creepy or unsettling about these child bride-ish pictures of purity-pledging daughters posing with their dads. I totally don’t want to rip my eyeball skin off – Jezebel
So, Tila Tequila’s really giving her latest stunt her all – ICYDK
The guy who stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati, I’d hit it. I’d hit it in her stolen Maserati – Defamer
Tara Reid better clear the empty vodka bottles off of her shelves, because she will get an Emmy for Sharknado 2 – OMG Blog
And I’m expecting #RITAWHORA to start trending when that Calvin Harris dude calls her out as a bareback cheater in 3…2.. – Just Jared
Penelope Cruz in a short hair wig looks like a 13-year-old twink starring in his school production of Peter Pan – Popsugar
It only took Dreamboat Doherty 456 overdoses (I’m underestimating), but he’s finally realized that the bad shit isn’t good for him – SOW
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