File this under: The shit a ho will do for a piece of ass, even a piece of ass they haven’t seen in person yet.
TMZ says that Thomas Gibson of Dharma & Greg and Criminal Minds met some hot trick on Twitter two years ago. The hot trick told Thomas that she was a huge fan of his and his peen became a huge fan of hers when she sent him a picture of her hot half-naked ass. The catfisher reeled Thomas in by sending him more pictures of her, pictures that weren’t really of her and were taken from porn sites. The catfisher, who’s from North Dakota, and Thomas, who’s been married for twenty years, talked through email and on the phone for two long ass years. The catfisher tells TMZ that she started to feel actual feelings for Thomas and everything was hearts and rainbows until he found out about her fakery. When Thomas discovered that she isn’t who she said she was, his lawyers sent her a letter telling her to stop contacting him. Their true, real love died before Nev and Max could have them on Catfish.
Since Thomas broke the catfisher’s heart, the crazy bitch is out for revenge and gave TMZ this hot tub video that Thomas sent her while he was on a Christmas vacation in Utah with his family. TMZ calls the video “hilariously embarrassing” and yeah, it’s sort of embarrassing, but it’s not hilarious at all. I wasn’t laughing, because I was expecting an appearance by his wet hard dick and I was expecting him to hump a jet while telling the catfisher that he’s thinking of her cooch. I was expecting some hot solo hot tub action. Instead, I get a video of him looking sad, lonely, drunk and constipated while sitting in the hot tub by himself and talking about the blue lights and the beautiful background. I got catfished! He looks like me talking to myself while drinking a plastic cup full of pink wine in a tub full of lukewarm water.
Thomas sort of responded to this on Twitter when one of his followers brought it up and he said, “Spliced bunch of lies. And no one’s business.”
What he should’ve done is claimed that he was hacked and say that the video TMZ posted was a video he sent to his grandma. I’d believe him. I’ve seen backyard tours on HGTV that were sexier than this shit.