Oh, It’s Just A Naked Ass Naked Lady CaCa Chanting In The Forest

If you need 2 community college art class credits, then watch this NSFW HIGH ART piece from the performance artist to the stars Marina Abramovic and Lady CaCa. This shit, which I’m obviously not deep enough to understand, is to promote Marina Abramovic’s Kickstarter for her institute which will teach hos The Marina Abramovic Method. Here’s the description:

The Abramovic Method is Abramovic’s adaptation of her Cleaning the House workshops for the general public. The method helps participants to develop skills for observing long durational performances through a series of exercises and environments designed to increase awareness of their physical and mental experience in the moment. Abramovic will install this method at MAI via a series of chambers, each dedicated to one of these exercises.

Based on this fuckery of a video, The Marina Abramovic Method involves:

1. Moaning like a cow slowly getting stung to death by a swarm of bees.
2. Lying on the floor in mental hospital pajamas
3. Wearing a cone dildo mask while chanting out some Illuminati crap into the heavens as I stand in a lake.
4. Walking through the forest with my nipples and waxed crotch out.
5. Spooning with a crystal giant crack rock from Pete Doherty’s stash.

I don’t need to sign up for some class to do all that. I just need to drive out to a forest and take some peyote.

And now I need to wipe my screen with holy water wipes, because I have a feeling that in 7 days, Lady CaCa is going to crawl through my screen to “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh” in my ear until I lose my mind and join the Little Monsters.