Afternoon Crumbs
No, that’s not a still shot from the Jocelyn Wildenstein biopic starring Ron Perlman. It’s a still shot of Lindsay Lohan in the new trailer for The Canyons and somebody hit me over the head with an empty crack pipe, because it actually looks like the kind of mess I want to see – IDLYITW
Kaley Cuoco’s Starbucks For Two photo-ops are on pause for now – Lainey Gossip
The blonde one looks like she’s wearing a misshapen maxi-pad – Hollywood Tuna
Bud Light-infused barf is trickling out of my eyes and it’s all because of Shia LaDouche’s hipster uniform from hell – Celebitchy
I like the picture of Helena Christensen kissing Courtney Stodden – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
There will be a gayelle slut on Two and a Half Men next season – Towleroad
Don’t we all, Andrew Garfield, don’t we all? – The Superficial
John Mayer did a nice – The Berry
Seriously though, who hasn’t had bareback sex with an inflatable pool toy? – Jezebel
How many potato sack lives were taken to make Anne Hathaway’s fugilicious pants? – Moe Jackson
Ben Affleck’s playing the husband in Gone Girl and I hope they cast JLo as Amy so we can get a Gigli 2! – Just Jared
Selena Gomez’s stepdad is kind of hot – Popsugar
Are we sure this isn’t a SANS FARDS Pete Burns? – Hollywood Rag
Beyonce and Jay-Z’s matching denim outfits ain’t got shit on Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake’s matching denim outfits – Crunk + Disorderly
Like a piece of bait hanging on a hook for Oscar – I’m Not Obsessed
When I worked as a bus boy at Disneyland, I used to tuck garbage bags into my waistband so I always had one at hand. Ciara totally stole my look. – Go Fug Yourself
Glamberace is going to be on Glee next season and I really hope he plays a singing vampire who sucks out Rachel Berry’s voice box – ICYDK
But where is the “how to wash your pubes in space” instructional video? – SOW