Afternoon Crumbs

July 11, 2013 / Posted by:

No, that’s not a still shot from the Jocelyn Wildenstein biopic starring Ron Perlman. It’s a still shot of Lindsay Lohan in the new trailer for The Canyons and somebody hit me over the head with an empty crack pipe, because it actually looks like the kind of mess I want to see – IDLYITW

Kaley Cuoco’s Starbucks For Two photo-ops are on pause for now – Lainey Gossip

The blonde one looks like she’s wearing a misshapen maxi-pad – Hollywood Tuna

Bud Light-infused barf is trickling out of my eyes and it’s all because of Shia LaDouche’s hipster uniform from hell – Celebitchy

I like the picture of Helena Christensen kissing Courtney Stodden – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

There will be a gayelle slut on Two and a Half Men next season – Towleroad

Don’t we all, Andrew Garfield, don’t we all? – The Superficial

John Mayer did a nice – The Berry

Seriously though, who hasn’t had bareback sex with an inflatable pool toy? – Jezebel

How many potato sack lives were taken to make Anne Hathaway’s fugilicious pants? – Moe Jackson

Ben Affleck’s playing the husband in Gone Girl and I hope they cast JLo as Amy so we can get a Gigli 2! – Just Jared

Selena Gomez’s stepdad is kind of hot – Popsugar

Are we sure this isn’t a SANS FARDS Pete Burns? – Hollywood Rag

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s matching denim outfits ain’t got shit on Brit Brit and Justin Timberlake’s matching denim outfits – Crunk + Disorderly

Like a piece of bait hanging on a hook for Oscar – I’m Not Obsessed

When I worked as a bus boy at Disneyland, I used to tuck garbage bags into my waistband so I always had one at hand. Ciara totally stole my look. – Go Fug Yourself

Glamberace is going to be on Glee next season and I really hope he plays a singing vampire who sucks out Rachel Berry’s voice box – ICYDK

But where is the “how to wash your pubes in space” instructional video? – SOW

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