Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 8, 2013 / Posted by:

The dick-hungry memaw who wants 100 dicks for her 100th birthday.

I don’t know where this interview happened and I don’t know the names of the dick-loving vision in hot pink velour or the reporter, but I do know we’re all probably going to be like her when we’re 100. A reporter wanted to interview ole’ girl about turning 100, but all she wanted to talk about was dick. She only has one fuck to give and it’s for dick. She wanted to talk about his dick, your dick and everyone’s dick. The only thing she wanted for her 100th birthday was 100 dicks, a dick cake, dick candles and dick dick dick. Who ever said you should listen to your elders was talking about this dick-loving elder right here.

And the line of the entire interview has to be:

The dick-loving memaw’s granddaughter: “Grandma, you’ve been blessed by God.”

The dick-loving memaw: “I’ve been blessed by dick.”

That made me fall into the casket. Please bury me in 100 dicks.

(For Gabrielle and Jason)

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