Afternoon Crumbs

June 17, 2013 / Posted by:

Goopy Paltrow’s organic, conflict-free, grass-fed nipples made an appearance the other night – Lainey Gossip


Christie Brinkley’s chichis make the most out of a fug dress that looks like floral vomit – Hollywood Tuna

I don’t know if Everly Tatum is sleeping, thinking of breastfeeding on Channing Tatum’s tit or trying to figure out why her daddy is wearing a hoodie he got at that Tijuana border – Celebitchy

Paris Jackson has wonderful taste – The Superficial

“Cameron, can you please move about 45 steps to your left. You’re blocking Kate’s chichis” is probably the most used line on the set of The Other WomanDrunken Stepfather

You know blind items have ruined you when you see a picture of Giada De Laurentiis and all you can think about is how she’s supposedly the blow job queen – Popoholic

Madame the Puppet looks WHORENDOUS! – Reality Tea

It’s nice to know that you can still get a pedicure in Mordor – ICYDK

Jay-Z tries to out-Kanye KanyeIDLYITW

Pimp Mama Kris totally hacked into Beyonce’s site and wrote that message. Get the Internetz police on this! – HuffPo

Joe ManJell-O should really look into opening up a topless refrigerator moving service – Just Jared

Justin Bieber will take one of everything – OMG Blog

In case you wanted to know what Liberace’s peen was like…. – SOW

In other words, Amanda Bynes thinks everybody but Amanda Bynes is ugly – Jezebel

Tommy Girl is topless, wet and handling a pole – Popsugar

So this is what happened to Sonny Malone from XanaduVideogum

Tyra Banks might have a new piece – I’m Not Obsessed

Jason Statham’s side-eye says everything that needs to be said about Rosie Huntington-Whateverly’s dress – Moe Jackson

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