Brit Brit Got A Brown Weave Put In
Brit Brit showed up to Elton John's Oscar viewing party at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood last night and let's use math to decide whether or not she looks good or looks like a haggard mess.
The hair: The animal was that was scalped to make Brit Brit's weave is the same animal that was scalped to make John Travolta's wig. It looks clean, freshly combed and dingle-free, so it's an upgrade! Although, she probably ate most of her weave after some dumb bitch at the party just had to tell her that her hair color reminded them of a delicious iced macchiato.
Score: + 25
The dress: Brit Brit usually wears elegant clothes that look like they came from a Contempo Casuals fire sale, but this dress doesn't. It looks like it came from a Cache outlet.
Score: - 25
The self tanner: The color of that shade is "watered down Easy Mac" and nothing makes me sadder than realizing that I put way too much water in a bowl of Easy Mac.
Score: - 10
The make-up: That Wet 'n Wild lip liner tells me that Brit Brit obviously gets inspiration from beauty icon Spaz de la Huerta.
Score: +5,000!
And when I tally it all up, I get my answer: Brit Brit looks good! (The lip liner saved her.)
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Wow. She looks like Connie Britton's mom.
ummmm she looks fabulous! no snark no sarcasm just sincerity. she looks amazing.
Submitted by dbella on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 6:15pm.
She looks great and that doesn't look like a weave. I do believe that's her actual hair, folks.
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No. She is extensioned within an inch of her life. The bangs are a dead give away. I am sorry, but she looks old. Best she has looked in a while....but just....rode hard and put away wet.
She will be back to blonde in less than 3 months.
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I like it. Looks better then the bleach blonde shit she does
Don't you remember the last time she died her hair brown??? This is NOT a good thing. She's on the verge of another split from reality I think.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:24am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:06am.
Big improvement and the best part is there's life in her eyes so no snark here for a change. ::checks pulse:: I'm I ok? hahaha
I totally agree. She looks fabulous and like she's genuinely having fun.
I'm going to run to the Lohan post so I can make sure I didn't break my snark bone.
LOL Hohan keeps our snark muscles in shape. Bless her heart.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:06am.
Big improvement and the best part is there's life in her eyes so no snark here for a change. ::checks pulse:: I'm I ok? hahaha
I totally agree. She looks fabulous and like she's genuinely having fun.
I'm going to run to the Lohan post so I can make sure I didn't break my snark bone.
Brit looking GOOD!~ (stands up and applauds) Nice color and it took some years off to boot!
I'm going to have to copy that color.
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4
Big improvement and the best part is there's life in her eyes so no snark here for a change. ::checks pulse:: I'm I ok? hahaha
The brown is an improvement over the People of Walmart bottle blonde but I'm surprised you didn't give her a -100 for the deflated implant.
I like the hair color. But what's the deal with the side angle cleavage. It looks like her implants deflated 0.o
This is the best this chick has looked in ages. Love the color on her. She looks softer and younger. She still needs a weavologist to hook her up in the back, because that part is all kinds of wrong, but overall- vast improvement.
Grade: A-
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Pygar2000 on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:58pm.
She looks fantastic. After a while it seems that blonde hair just sort of loses it and goes flat and starts aging one or does not find the exact shade of blonde one should have.
I would love Gwen S. to change her color! I do like the platinum on her as it is always flawless (has anyone ever seen even a hint of dark roots?)She would make a great redhead.
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Her husband would dump her for one of Boy George's cast offs...She HAS to look like that to keep her man from macking on lady dudes who look like that.
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Got that right! Gwen would be dropped faster than a wet fart if she changed her look.
Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:23pm.
Is this bitch trying to be Cordelia Chase? Because she is failing.
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It's a wrap! We can all go home now.
much better
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Although she looks more like her Mother with dark hair, its a definite improvement. I can actually say that she looks pretty.
Much improved!
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Is this bitch trying to be Cordelia Chase? Because she is failing.
Brunette really suits her!
she looks good-ish. i mean brit looks all natural, non cray cray and love the pan cake boobs.
Britney Spears is looking like Marie Osmond, her mother and Sarah Palin... not a good combo for someone who makes her money as a sexpot.
Christina Aguilera (whose natural color is a dark golden blonde) and Gwen Stefani both are due for a new hair color but they both definitely try to keep up their color game fairly well--especially Gwen, the patron saint of bottle blondes.
I happen to think Nicole Kidman is pretty as a blonde, she just looks like a more severe ice queen.
She's almost hot again with the dark hair but her titties are sketchy.
She looks like Marie Osmond morphing in to Ashley Judd.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
brit looks younger and alot better with her natural brown . she is really attractive like this
I like Brit with brown hair. Just no pink wigs or dirty Uggs while clutching Red Bulls in the middle of the night! If the pink wig comes out, it's time to worry.
I think she looks a gazillion times better, the eyes don't look so sad
When I saw a clip on TV, she didn't look bad...up close though...a little rough.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Ita, BritBrit's hair is better than Travolta's. His rug carpet* has absolutely no sheen. And probably feels prickly. She's not making weird faces so, well done.
*the short wig
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Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:38pm.
As others have said, she is turning into her mother.
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I don't know if it's the plastic surgery, but Brit,Beyonce and Kim are quickly morphing into their mothers.
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The hair and bronzer are supposed to distract you from the fillers. WTF did they inject in Brit Brit's face?
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# 1 just say no to the Easy Mac MK. damn. #2 Britbrit looks good!
I'd say something but out of respect to the much maligned Carrot-American community I wont.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Very pretty
She looks good! Rooting for her.
Wow, she looks good! And no weird faces? Amazing. But why did she ask for the Lindsay Lohan when she went spray tanning? Dark face, dirty chest, pale arms. What's wrong with these bitches? I do my own spray tanning with my bathroom and I never look streaky or dirty, and I make sure that all of my visible areas match. Wtf.
She looks AMAZING! I think it might be the best she's looked ever.
Brown looks better on her, now if she could only do something about her mismatched skin tones.
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And Brit looks better but that "tan" is the skin equivolent of her old, busted Sun-In bleached, shower drain clog blonde weave. No just no. It looks like a full body dirty Sanchez. All fake skin tones look jacked the fuck up, whether you're Tan Mom, bleach your situation or go full on Oompah Loompah. IT ALL LOOKS HORRIBLE PEOPLE! Rock your natural skin tone, alfuckin'ready.
That said, Brit's eyes look less dead so whatever is doing that (even if it's dirty Sanchez spray tan fumes) she needs to keep that shit up.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Pygar2000 on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 5:58pm.
She looks fantastic. After a while it seems that blonde hair just sort of loses it and goes flat and starts aging one or does not find the exact shade of blonde one should have.
I would love Gwen S. to change her color! I do like the platinum on her as it is always flawless (has anyone ever seen even a hint of dark roots?)She would make a great redhead.
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Her husband would dump her for one of Boy George's cast offs...She HAS to look like that to keep her man from macking on lady dudes who look like that.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thats true about blonde hair. I have gray coming in and the blonde's fading like two weeks after each dye--I dread going back to my natural hair color with gray coming in though.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Ay caramba! Eet is Sofia Vergara's leetle seester!
She looks great with dark hair and a darker complexion/tan.
Still liked her more when she was shaving her head, though.
100% better, good job Nutty McNutbag!
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Miss Chris
Britney looks absolutely beautiful! xoxo
She looks great and that doesn't look like a weave. I do believe that's her actual hair, folks.
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Actually she looks pretty damned happy in that video, too!
This is what followed her last foray into life as a brunette.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQE4tmk6ucw
She looks fantastic. After a while it seems that blonde hair just sort of loses it and goes flat and starts aging one or does not find the exact shade of blonde one should have.
I would love Gwen S. to change her color! I do like the platinum on her as it is always flawless (has anyone ever seen even a hint of dark roots?)She would make a great redhead.
She looks good but we must not forget what happened the last time Britney went brown. I guess we'll soon know if we're about to see an encore (fingers crossed for Britney).
I"ll be honest I would have had no clue it was her if I wasn't told it was.