Somewhere A Bed Is Missing Its Skirt
If you threw a bleach-stained B.U.M. Equipment zip-up hoodie, grocery store flip flops, a scrunchie bracelet and a key chain with about 10,000 keys on it (Side note: Why do people in CA carry so many keys? Are all of them wardens at a pirate prison?) on Jennifer Lawrence, you'd have my cousin going to the gas station to buy an Arizona Iced Tea and scratchers. My cousin has even wore lipstick that almost matched her skin color before, because she wanted to look like she wasn't wearing any lipstick. Well, bitch, I hate to break it to you, but the fact that you're wearing lipstick gives away the fact that you're wearing lipstick.
Jennifer Lawrence showed up to the Oscar Nominees Luncheon in L.A. last night and I'm guessing it was a business casual type of event. She ignored the first word in business casual. Jennifer looks like she just got back from the beach where she spent the past 8 hours getting drunk on sun, saltwater and beer. This is a look that says "give me aloe vera and another Coronita." On a positive note, Jennifer Lawrence looks like a twin bed. Her chichis are the pillow, her torso is the lying down part and the bottom of her dress is the skirt. You'd probably have the best power nap on her.
And below are also pictures of Jennifer at The Hollywood Reporter Nominees Night party in Beverly Hills last night. That dress looks like a bedazzled skin infection complete with picked-at scabs and she's got guinea pig hair.
The answer to the question "For why does she look like this?" totally explains why she looks like this. The answer is: her stylist is Rachel "Chupa" Zoe. Case closed!
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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:07pm.
I'm not sure if there any books still banned by the US gov't but I know a lot of public school districts have banned certain books from being in the school library...like Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Harry Potter (it's the devils book - lol), etc.
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They ban books like Huck Finn? Why for fuck's sake? No wonder kids don't read.
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Because it has the "N" word in it. Repeatedly. Which is stoopit 'cause if you READ THE BOOK you know that Huck and Jim are friends and that word is used because it is historically accurate for the time and place of the story.
I don't know who this girl is nor do I care. She is not pretty or attractive in the slightest.
Fucking Rachel Zoe. I can't be the only one who never got her hype, right? I'm sorry, but I was never impressed by anything I saw Rachel Zoe wearing, let alone wanted to take her fashion advice!
her nose and lips looked worked on actually. She's a cute girl but she's been tweaked already. I think she's overhyped looks and talent wise, but she she was great in that winterbone movie. Thought hunger games was a kiddie version of the running man--why isn't stephen king suing THG author's ass off?
She has Derp Face and her shoes (I can't with the nude pumps anymore, just stop it) are way too big.
I've seen worse dresses. What troubles me about this young lady - or rather Hollyweird - after what, like two movies she's already in for all the awards. Tell this to Marilyn, Billy Wilder, Hitchcock, Michael Ballhaus, de Caprio, Depp who had groundbreaking turns and never got acknowledged. Hollyshit is all about new faces who sell for the next flic and then wander into oblivion.
The Ballhaus ommissions really hurt the worst. Still his work will be appreciated in years to come whereas Ms. Lawrence's career most probably is past it's peak and nobody will remember her in two years time.
The Academy just sucks. Still like the dress. Sort of.
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She & Rachel Zoe seem to have murdered her hot. She was sexy and adorbs a few years back but now, only in her mid 20s, she's already looking past her prime.
It looks cute on her. Other people maybe not so much.
I like her. She seems real cool and she's a talented actress. And I can't believe she is styled by Chupacabra.
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veryoldbat damn that sucks. but at least now a days there is Netflix etc....
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Snowy.. I sent a reply.. Wait:::: licks Sweetas forehead too:::... And can't see it here. Sorry if you get a double. We raised our kids in the Midwest. Raised in Boston, a person has access to anything. Here, for example... Books can be challenged by parents so they are not easily available in the school system. Not taught.. Mentioned.. Just fade away. They do it with films too. Anna Karenina was everywhere in Boston last November; so when I got back.. I thought no biggie. But i couldn't find it. It showed in a shit art house theater for two weeks and was gone. No major chains picked up distribution on it . Ask CIJ about challenged films and books. Sorry for the rant.. But as you know.. Stuck here for awhile... So living off of a diet of books and Netflix recommendations from the D. So what was SO WRONG with Anna that I can't see it!!!?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:07pm.
I'm not sure if there any books still banned by the US gov't but I know a lot of public school districts have banned certain books from being in the school library...like Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Harry Potter (it's the devils book - lol), etc.
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They ban books like Huck Finn? Why for fuck's sake? No wonder kids don't read.
When you are that young and healthy looking, (ahem) nobody cares what the hell you are wearing, most of them are conspiring how they are going to get you out of those ugly clothes. Am I right? Was it just me this happened to?
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Four words on this post- go back to blonde.
Ok, I lied-
Two more words: Drop Chupacabra!
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
I don't really get the hype either, but I hate the Hunger Games in general. She hasn't wowed me in anything, but I love that she admitted that "acting is stupid." She also needs to fire rachel chupacabra zoe. She has the potential to look great, but her makeup and styling is always off to me, and that frosted light pink lipstick? Echhh. I've also never seen someone change their hair color so often... how does it not fall out?
The first time i saw her in x men first class - i knew nothing about who she was - i thought "ewww, she looks like every other chick from thr tri delta sorority here at SC". I couldnt believe they had cast HER for this role: those fat cheeks and just sonority slut look. The fact that she is now being celebrated as this aamzingly talented actor is truly beyond me. She really must have fucked the right person who then has been pushing for her to be elevated to this status. There are so many amazing actors out there, I cant believe they are making this dog the end all, be all of acting.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 1:02pm.
I'm not sure if there any books still banned by the US gov't but I know a lot of public school districts have banned certain books from being in the school library...like Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Harry Potter (it's the devils book - lol), etc.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:10pm yes, I read them all back to back! loves the series and I can't believe you have banned books? where do you live?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
@Whamo let's face it, our society now celebrates trainwrecks. That definitely needs to change, but it won't until people stop rubbernecking so that the wrecks stop raking in the dough. This girl may not be extraordinary, but she has potential and she's got an uphill battle to stay normal, so I'm rooting for her.
My Portuguese nana would smack me so hard over the head with her purse if I ever opened my legs like that in a dress!
No comment on the hair and lips. We aren't still pretending she's pretty are we?
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
@ Sans... Since you are our resident lady of literature and smartology...should I have used the term challenged instead of banned? I personally think its ridiculous to pull books. If my kids can't get books locally... They get them on Amazon. It only makes them want to read them more.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
She "tries" to imply she has a sense of humor. Maybe she can get one for this outfit. Not getting the hype about her?!
One of the many benefits of being under 25 with a perfect body - you can wear ridiculous/ugly clothing and still look decent.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
Chupa's too busy shopping for her own skinny ass to make anybody else look good...
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:10pm.
@ Snowy... Did you read Catching Fire? Very good read. THe series is on the banned books here. Woot!
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I liked the Hunger Games series overall, though the third one got a little silly towards the end. JL did a bangup job of playing Katniss in the movie. She was actually way more likable in the movie than in the book, IMO.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:10pm.
Luc::: throws rice at Ba-Buttons. Congrats on your nuptials. Ba Buttons will be serving the loaded hot dog and warm beer for the reception? :::
Haha! VOB - hope we're invited to the happy event!
She's fashion impaired. This dress didn't sell well in 1978, so there's plenty of them in the back closet at Universal. LOLOLOLOLOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Dress is perfectly fine I think. I have noticed a black and white trend lately but I don't like it here.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:10pm.
@ Snowy... Did you read Catching Fire? Very good read. THe series is on the banned books here. Woot!
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Banned books? what the what? where? in a school or something? Why?!
(I'm guessing this may be a US thing? I don't think I've come across banned books lists before?)
She's cute and I've got no hate for her or her looks. I do take issue with those shoes with that dress, though. Not a good combo.
And for why are her legs so far apart?
She doesn't look her best here, but that "stuffed look" (via botox, fillers, etc.) some people are accusing her of I honestly think is just baby fat.
She's 22 and a non-meth smoking normal young woman at a healthy weight. I had a baby face until I was mid-20s. It's sad that we see a normal face now and assume it's stuffed with fillers!
i don't know this one but she reminds me too much of the 70's chick, glynnis o'connor (ode to billy joe/boy in a plastic bubble, etc.) and that is not a good thing.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
@ Snowy... Did you read Catching Fire? Very good read. THe series is on the banned books here. Woot!
Luc::: throws rice at Ba-Buttons. Congrats on your nuptials. Ba Buttons will be serving the loaded hot dog and warm beer for the reception? ::: grins
Migrainuese is going to be so jelly.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:30am.
Oh, please... just wait til you go to lunch!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:33am.
Her looks: Bottom left picture. Really you guys don't think she looks sexy there?
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Hey Pushy.. she ain't ugly by any means but to me she's average pretty. What the heck JMO anyway, what do I know meh...*shugs shoulders*
This is a bad look and her skin looks a shade of unhealthy Lohan but I'm not sure what universe you people live in that demands that people with mildly chubby cheeks and full lips are necessarily botoxed as fuck.
Sigh. Another victim of the Lips That Ate New York City esthetic.
Absolutely fucking AWFUL.
WHY GOD WHY?!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Chupa, WTF?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:28am.
LMAO Whamo, I don't even love her that much, It's just so rare i have someone to defend on here, ya know, it get's my juices flowing!
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You know I love ya Snowy, I'm just teasing you:P I know you like her because you came after my ass last time too. lol!
*waits for Jacko to finish, feels up Snowy's boobs*
She's a bit like Kristen Bell for me. I want to like her - a LOT - but it increasingly feels like she's working off past glories. (Veronica Mars for Bell, and Winter's Bone for Lawrence.)
She's far too pretty to look like that. She can't pull off pale lipstick, and she looks better as a blonde. And her makeup is bad. Also, I'm sure it's just an awkward photo moment, but I just want to drill her on her posture.
I know everyone has probably done this to death in the comments, but her face looks so jacked, it's unbelievable.
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@whamo
I know, but going by Hollywood standards, bitch deserves a Nobel. In the normal world, being celebrated for not being a crackhead by the age of 20 is kind of an insult lol.
Study Hall's almost over and I need to finish my homework, later horz. I leave you with more side-eye.
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Uh oh, them lips.
@whamo "she's talented but is seems a lot of the attention she's getting is because she's NOT a drugged out mess. I mean is this what it's come to," Yup, for me, it's refreshing to have someone that isn't Fucked up in Hollywood. Though she sure has time. and those lips are a bad indicator.
Her looks: Bottom left picture. Really you guys don't think she looks sexy there?
LOL jack you perv! are you watching me!?!?!?!?!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:11am.
Her face leaves me puzzled. It looks "worked on" - actually stuffed to bursting with fillers, botox, what have you - but I know it's not.
And probably the reason why people think she's "so talented" is because there isn't another "real actress" her age at the moment. In the films I've seen her in she hasn't made any impression on me at all.
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DAMN IT LUCI!!! YOU CAN READ MY MIND!!! GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!
No wonder I forged your name on the wedding license. Now I do have a grudge fuck scheduled with Migraineuse sometime in the future but I'll try not to let that sully our wedded bliss.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:25am.
"I am not really a crazy psycho. I swear." Nicki Minaj. ________________________________________________________________
@Whamo
Yes. That's an amazing feat in a town where affairs are the norm, children are sold to line their parents pockets, drugs and alcohol are plentiful, and people use you for all you got.
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Hey I do understand where you're coming from Kort and you're right HW is a bitch, I just think it's up to us to expect more and get back to expecting the norm to be...well normal that's all I'm saying.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:29am.
o.O
PERV
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
*sniffs snowy's chair when she gets up to go to the copier*
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
LMAO Whamo, I don't even love her that much, It's just so rare i have someone to defend on here, ya know, it get's my juices flowing!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
TEAM SELL YOUR KIDS TO LINE YOUR POCKETS!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
I like J.Law but this is not the look.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.