Beyonce Talks About Having A Miscarriage
Last year, platinum recording artist Blue Ivy Carter released a song (ft. Jay-Z) and in it Jay-Z rapped about how Beyonce had a miscarriage before getting pregnant with B.I.C. Beyonce and Jay-Z never talked or rapped about it again. But in the HBO documentary about Beyonce, starring Beyonce, directed by Beyonce, produced by Beyonce, edited by Beyonce, catered by Beyonce, costumed by Beyonce, production designed by Beyonce, choreographed by Beyonce and gaffed by Solange (Beyonce had to give Basement Baby something to do!), Beyonce gets deep and talks about the song she wrote after having a miscarriage. E! News says that in the beyoncementary that airs next month, she says:
"About two years ago, I was pregnant for the first time. And I heard the heartbeat, which was the most beautiful music I ever heard in my life. I picked out names. I envisioned what my child would look like...I was feeling very maternal.
I flew back to New York to get my checkup—and no heartbeat. Literally the week before I went to the doctor, everything was fine, but there was no heartbeat. I went into the studio and wrote the saddest song I've ever written in my life. And it was actually the first song I wrote for my album. And it was the best form of therapy for me, because it was the saddest thing I've ever been through."
Beyonce never says the name of the song she wrote and she doesn't say what album it's on or if it even made the album. And if you need to hug your heart with a puppy after reading that, here you go.
And on a different note, Beyonce's beyoncementary was put together using the thousands of hours of footage her personal visual director has shot of her over the years and stored in her personal Beyonce library. Beyonce doesn't stop there either. Beyonce knows of every Beyonce-related moment that has happened on this planet. So look up, you see that spider on your ceiling. That's not a spider. It's a camera recording you reading about Beyonce and a ceiling spider camera recorded me writing about Beyonce. We're not living in a nanny state. We're living in a Beyonce state!
Here's a few pictures from Beyonce's Instagram of her rehearsing for the Super Smoke A Bowl.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:39pm.
What do they program against the half time show? Isn't that the puppy bowl?
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For the half time: Team Puppy Bowl!!!
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:21pm.
Did she miscarry a pillow just like she gave birth to one?
So I've seen previews for this HBO documentary, and they show a sideways view with a baby bump - but the view is only of SOMEBODY'S torso. Could belong to anyone.
I actually like Beyonce. I find she's always been very private. She doesn't call the paps before leaving the house or a restaurant, she hasn't whored her child out to People and she generally keeps her mouth shut. And I do think she's very talented. So for all that, I don't hate her.
The miscarriage was mentioned a year ago, the documentary was filmed before her lip-synching fiasco (which I don't give a shit about) so I don't see how this is damage control. She's doing a documentary about herself so she's going to have to open up about herself.
Although even though I don't hate her, I can't see myself watching that doc.
If she wanted publicity that hard, she could just spend her time showing her kid around. I mean, apart from the post birth pics I can't recall ever seeing that baby in the press.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:53pm.
I bet the song was "Single Ladies" because when you are with a baby, you are like a double human but when you don't have a baby in your chocha, you are a single human.
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The Great and Powerful Wizard of DListed has spoken.
Well, that's quite a whopper you told there, Beyonce.
First trimester miscarriage is really quite common. One day there's a heartbeat, the next there isn't. You could easily go through whole thing before you even realize that you're pregnant. It doesn't usually affect you getting pregnant or carrying to term though.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:40pm.
Excellent point. My cold dead heart feels NOTHING for her.
Submitted by que cochina: "Well, Bey, since everything in your life is documented - every burp, fart, sneeze - then this episode is probably captured on film somewhere. I demand proof!"
Yeah. Where's the footage of her in the OB/Gyn's office crying her eyes out? Balled up on the sofa in sweats, cramping and bleeding and popping painkillers?
I wonder what else got edited out and burned.
She took over an entire hospital floor to give birth in private and then she goes and freely shares something as private as this. I don't get it.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Too bad the Maysles Brothers weren't the ones making this documentary.
Fake hair, fake tits, fake baby belly, fake mother, fake miscarriage, fake singing.
And fake personality. Which is real.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
I can't with this narcissistic bitch. I can't.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
What do they program against the half time show? Isn't that the puppy bowl? Lingerie bowl? Madonna was interesting, Michael Jackson was interesting, but this woman - honey we just heard you fake it on TV not too long ago.
I dont believe she was ever pregnant either. Even if she really did have the miscarriage I question her timing. I despise celebs who pimp out their "trauma" for publicity. They always claim they do it to help us little people deal with our traumas--well, no you dont celebs, you do it to get everyone to feel sorry for your wanky narcississitc ass. If you ever notice, the most obnoxious celebs are always the ones with the biggest sob stories.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Giiirl, go get somewhere. I am so tired of this ho and her thirsty weave antics. I hope she bust her ass ala Michelle Williams during the performance. Team Voodoo!
Well, Bey, since everything in your life is documented - every burp, fart, sneeze - then this episode is probably captured on film somewhere. I demand proof!
Whatever the fuck her story is she look gorgeous and natural in that main pic.
She is pretty Whamo.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:27pm.
Even though I don't understand why she would share this information now I sympathize with her for her loss. Miscarriage sucks.
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Don't. She wasn't ever pregnant. She is doing OCTOMOM - making medical claims to fluff a story b/c she knows HIPAA will stop the truth from coming out.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:21pm.
I think Beyonce is pretty and I like her music. But she annoys me to NO end.
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Me too!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Ok, I heard everything now.
Beyawnnnce is lying!
What's even worse is that this orchestrated lie is unsettling in that she's using a pregnant woman's nightmare, for PR and to cover up her embarrassment for Obama's thing last week. I can't stand this woman. Lying so much is a sign of someone being a psychopath, sociopath, or just plain old fashion stupid ignorant. I chose the latter.
That's horrible but I don't understand the need to share with the public. If I had her money I'd have a psychiatrist on speed dial. Still I can't imagine losing a baby, sads. Maybe that's why she used a surrogate? I wouldn't blame her.
"Can I "Sing" Live?"
No. because you suck.
Well, I don't believe she made up the miscarriage. I believe it happened (as they are VERY common). It's painful and heartbreaking and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Not even Blohan. However. Why is she bringing it up NOW?
If she's dragging it out for sympathy or to deflect bad PR, she deserves a few more.
Yeah, I said it.
And I don't believe Blue Ivy came out of her body. I just don't and no one can make me believe it. Don't care if I sound like a Birther or Truther or Holocaust Denier. Don't believe it.
So this comes to light right before the Super Bowl. Hmmm.
I'm sorry, but there are women who go through this difficult loss and don't use it for publicity or to elicit sympathy.
Unless she's putting her money where her mouth is, whatevs.
Even though I don't understand why she would share this information now I sympathize with her for her loss. Miscarriage sucks.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
A documentary. Haven't we seen it all already? *yawn*
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I guess I am sympathetic -- well hell, it would be cruel if I wasn't.
But Beyonce as a whole irritates the fuck out of me. Narcisitic (how the HELL do you spell that??).
Wow, guess I'm a bit bitchy today?
I think Beyonce is pretty and I like her music. But she annoys me to NO end.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Did she miscarry a pillow just like she gave birth to one?
I love all her Instagram photos except for the cheesy referee one. I usually ignore B posts because I never really paid much attention to her or her music.
She is very pretty, though.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:53pm.
I bet the song was "Single Ladies" because when you are with a baby, you are like a double human but when you don't have a baby in your chocha, you are a single human.
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Sucky ! ! !
I feel sad for her, but I find her boring and egocentric. A documentary about her sounds like a massive yawn-fest.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
She's a beautiful woman but her massive ego and oversharing and having her every move videotaped by a person videographer makes me hate her.
I read this last week elsewhere, and in that article she said this miscarriage was the next day. At any rate, having experienced a miscarriage, I won't throw shade, but she still annoys me.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:01pm.
she is giving us 2 star stripper manface
In other words, it is now mounted on your bathroom wall, am-i-rite?
Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:00pm.
Karma's not real
*kicks feet up onto ottoman... but falls over and breaks neck*
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I never thought it was until recently... I'm beginning to think Karma is really an evil entity!!
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" Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream... when I do you from behind..." ~ Kenny Powers
That picture of her with the 'can I live' sweatshirt. I wish it said 'can I live without putting every detail of my life on twatter and instagram'
Bitch, please.
Nobody loves Beyonce more than Beyonce. Trust and believe that. Confidence is great, but I just can't with people who love themselves SO SO SO much. Surprised she's not putting pictures of her turds on twitter. Get the fuck over yourself already. There is younger and better always on the horizon, just rememba that, you self absorbed overexposed mediocre megalomaniac!!!!!
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Submitted by RichBitch on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:03pm.
So what she's really saying is that Consuela unzipped the wrong pillow one Tuesday morning and the feathers went everywhere giving her the sads.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I don't even feel sorry for her. That's how big of an egomaniac I think she is.
Something about that statement sounds fishy. She went in and heard no heartbeat.. then what? Maybe she was avoiding graphic details... but that still was not very believable.
So what she's really saying is that Consuela unzipped the wrong pillow one Tuesday morning and the feathers went everywhere giving her the sads.
I'm on team Diversion.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 1:00pm.
I think she's gorgeous, but that photo in the striped top is hideous.
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yes honey she is giving us 2 star stripper manface, it's actually quite tragic!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Karma's not real
*kicks feet up onto ottoman... but falls over and breaks neck*
ANGELA CURSED ME!
DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:55pm.
And if it's not true, then she is a truly evil CUNT for using something like that to drum up publicity.
i don't think it's to "drum up" anything. i think mike nailed it -- this is to DIVERT attention from the topics of lip syncing and surrogacy. she is at defcon level 1000+ publicity level already
as i said before Team Creole is putting on one of the most massive displays of multi-month p.r. strategery evah. i'm truly impressed with how they have timed and staged everything from BIC's birth thru the Super Bowl, this HBO mess and for 2013 beyond. truly impressed.
ETA: because Team Creole is acting like they are on a mission from God i really am on the fence about truthfulness. i would hope that she/Tina could not be pressured into going along with a story like this but....if you'd lie and lie and lie about surrogacy... i honestly just don't know with Beyonce
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think she's gorgeous, but that photo in the striped top is hideous.
I feel sympathy for anyone who has had a miscarriage, as my mom had three of them before she had me. But I don't believe this bitch was even pregnant, let alone had a miscarriage. Bitch is trying to drum up sympathy and publicity. And by the looks of that lead B&W photo, it goes to show you how truly unspectacular looking this bitch really is.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 12:58pm.
Gnaw on the placenta, it's full of protein.
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M.E. please have a little respect for the hungry
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.