Thursday, January 17th 2013

Michael J. Fox Goes In On Taylor Swift

Most of us slow clapped on Sunday night when Tina Fey jokingly told Taylor Swift to stay away from Michael J. Fox's son at the Golden Globes, because we could all see her setting her boy trap for his ass. He looks 12 in the face, he's tall, he's white and he comes from a famous family. He's the perfect prey! Well, Vulture asked Michael J. Fox for his thoughts on Taylor Swift dating his son Sam Fox (Side note: If the name "Sam Fox" made you think of this "Sam Fox" then our brains were cut from the same brain cloth.) and Alex P. Keaton rolled up his sleeves, covered his face in mantequilla and went in.

Vulture: Would [you] approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection?

MJF: No. No ... Just back off. I don’t keep up with it all. But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?

Vulture: Right!

MJF: What a way to build a career.

Vulture: So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner (possibly wearing her fox sweater), how would [you] react?

MJF: I wouldn’t even know who she was.

Vulture: But it'd probably dawn on [you] after the breakup song hit the radio.

MJF: Yeah, exactly. 'Sam, You Piece of Shit.' Oh … that was the girl you brought home!

You know the backlash is serious when Michael J. Fox joins the anti-Taylor team.

Taylor hasn't even dated Sam Fox, which means she hasn't broken up with Sam Fox, which means that she hasn't written the break-up song yet. But even though it doesn't exist and I've never heard it, "Sam, You Piece of Shit" has to be my favorite Taylor Swift song of all-time.

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Taylor Swift has been on Forbes at a very early age! I have been her fan and love to listen to her music. So I have booked Taylor Swift tickets from GoodSeatTickets.com

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 9:06pm.

"Impressive. It takes true courage to jump on board the "let's trash the most acceptable celebrity to trash these days" train, Michael.
And...what the fuck have you done lately?---- Oh right, the stellar Oscar nominated turn in "Teen Wolf". Blah, blah, blah... I really don't care what Lifetime movie you produced for your wife to star in or what guest appearance you shook and shimmied your way through.
Taylor is an idiot, but true courage and class would have been to just NOT repeat every lame insult you read about someone who is much more successful than you, like it or not.----The little twit didn't actually hit on your unfortunate looking son, some second rate comedienne just made a joke that she did.----“
This is a PARENT, saying pretty mean things about a girl not much older than the son he is supposedly defending.
It's a not-so-veiled attempt at capitalizing on the backlash against someone he doesn't even know."

----Well, you should know about saying pretty mean things. BTW, his son does not appear to be “unfortunate looking” in any way, or “like 15 on growth hormones” or “fucking sad” as you have described him in other posts.

I seriously doubt MJF knows enough about Taylor Whatshername to “jump on board", or was even aware that she is a boyfriend-stalking opportunist. He probably asked “Who?”, and someone told him about her 'boyfriend songs', so he could understand Tina Fey's joke.

...As for any guest appearances that MJF “shook and shimmied” his way through, he has appeared on over a hundred talk shows since his diagnosis of Parkinson’s in 1990, but there have been few appearances where he is moving as you describe.

That particular dyskinesia symptom only occurs when you actually take the Parkinson medication properly- without it he would gradually become stiff and unable to walk. You sound like Rush Limbaugh. Way to jump aboard that bandwagon to hell

If Taylor is “currently much more successful” than MJF, then we are all very impressed.
....Michael J. Fox has won four Emmy Awards and four Golden Globe Awards, a People’s Choice Award and two SAG Awards, (but no Oscar nomination for Teen Wolf) He has written three books. He created the Michael J. Fox Foundation and received an honorary doctorate of medicine degree for his work as an advocate and fundraiser for a cure for Parkinson's disease. He continues a career in voice-overs, writing and producing. (Thanks Wikipedia!)

MJF was asked a question about something he had little knowledge about(other than probably asking “Who is she?”). When the paparazzi got in his face he said “No. No…Just back off”-and that he didn’t 'keep up with it all'. Then he made a couple of jokes that would have been harmless had not the media dramatized it out of context and proportion.

LMAO- if anyone is capitalizing on this it is Taylor.

I don't see where he attacked her. I mean he is only saying what has been said about her before. And it is true. Only time she has a hit is when she breaks up with a guy. As a parent, he didn't want to see or should say hear about how her relationship might have been with his son every time he turned the radio on. She is young and should date whomever she wants. Just don't air your dirty laundry out in a catchy tune and video.

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Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:49pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:29pm.

what is this "rude" thing you speak of, i do not understand... ;-P nope, not at all. nice to talk to you - enjoy your comments

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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This makes me love MJF even more. I really hope he doesn't issue a statement to the world about an apology. TS is a self-entitled moron who needs to grow up. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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Taylor Swift is a kid. Why does anyone, including MJF care who she dates or have to comment on it?

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:55pm.
He is capitaliZing

Fuck off, you brain-dead idiot.

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I see you are still pulling your cowardly bullshit of waiting until the post disappears to the second page before posting some pathetic little foot stomping crap. You know how fucking inferior you are but just can't help trying. It won't work...your internet persona won't do a thing to change what you really are. Sad little fuck filled with impotent rage--nothing changes with you, you pus encrusted twat.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Have to co-sign with the comments of "Ewe" and "Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:27pm"

Love Michael J. Fox. A legend of 80s/90s entertainment. Hope none of these people making fun of his illness (who, might I add, are doing it while earnestly defending a completely mediocre talent--WTF?) never have to face a debilitating, fatal illness.

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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:11pm.
Has any other celeb other than MJF and Taylor's exes said anything bad about her? I don't see all of Hollywood criticizing her. I just read the criticism here on the D. Taylor is going to be all right. She is america's sweetheart.<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

They (or at least Carrie Underwood) dissed her at the CMA's or something like that. Not only did they mock her song, but she went home empty handed.

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I forgot about that! Even though I don't like Carrie, but I like Brad Paisley (she toured with him after her first album came out) so I assume that it was a harmless joke. : )

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:29pm.
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Thanks for clarification and sorry if I was maybe a little rude in my last post - just woke up and hadn't had coffee by then =)

And I can take back what I said about "understanding if Taylor would be pissed" as Sam Fox's name didn't pop up out of the blue.

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She deserves it. If she wasn't a serial dater, she'd have no material. She is in the league now of being known more for who she is fucking than her music. If your going to play the media whoreing game you gotta expect the shade that comes with it.
I wonder which celeb she will be fucking next? I give it 3 weeks before she hops on a new piece.

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Has any other celeb other than MJF and Taylor's exes said anything bad about her? I don't see all of Hollywood criticizing her. I just read the criticism here on the D. Taylor is going to be all right. She is america's sweetheart.<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

They (or at least Carrie Underwood) dissed her at the CMA's or something like that. Not only did they mock her song, but she went home empty handed.

"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 1:23pm.

Good to see you are still around...

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Love him! He is a good writer too....cute and funny, how can you go wrong with that combo?

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Submitted by tomahawk on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 3:19am.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:08pm.

every year a son and a daughter of a Hollywood couple are selected as Mr. and Miss Golden Globes. they assist the presenters and escort the award recipients from the stage, go to the official GG party, etc. there has been so much discussion about the Fox cub i forgot who Miss GG was, lmao

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:55pm.
He is capitaliZing

Fuck off, you brain-dead idiot.

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He hardly went in on her. Chances are he really had no clue who the fuck she was when that "joke" was made, and having asked around, got told by others that writing songs about the people she goes out with is "what she does". And then he made a pretty benign joke at the end. But shit your pants and make fun of his illness all you want.

Funny to see all the assholes who rip on Taylor here all day for the same thing suddenly changing their tune.

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Love it! Go MJF.

JoRN's picture

Team Fox. I would not want that psycho girl near my son. She dated Mayer for God's sake!

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I love MJF, and whatever he wants to say about this is OK with me.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 11:46am.

I wouldn't want my kid raked over the coals by that saccharine bag of crazy, either.
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I wouldn't want my kid raked over the coals by that saccharine bag of crazy, either.

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MJF can say whatever the fuck he wants to say. Life is short and he has a debilitating illness. Also didn't he always have a cocky attitude (or maybe I'm getting him too mixed up with his Alex P. Keaton character)

And its one thing if the public came across a bunch of songs about her ex's that she never released. But the girl is very much profitting from her various public relationships, she deserves to get some flack for it.

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LOL, makes me love Michael J. Fox even more.

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Looks like Michael J Fox cloned himself!

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:55pm.

Dear Karen,
capitaliSing, since I do not speak or use American English (use a dictionary before correcting me next time - then you won't have to look like the ignorant fool you so clearly are). And how is it capitaliSing when being asked a direct question?

Furthermore, talking about someone's JOB - which is what MJF did here - is not the same as talking about someone's DISEASE! One is a voluntary action - the other is not. Are you really too fucking ignorant to know the difference?

Also, you said supposedly defending, so I commented on that. Check your own quote, you silly, silly person. If extended reading isn't my strong suit, then obviously reading comprehension isn't yours. I am not making the same point as yours and if you can't realise that then there is no hope for you at all.

I hope your child(ren) have tutors to help them with their English homework because you're clearly not capable.

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this boy is no Samantha Foxx even with the Alex Keaton gene. Has Taylor seen that movie Michael J did with Joan Jett? Anyway, I approve and the song IS her best song until she writes it. You know she had the most downloaded single with that "never ever going to stop being a serial stalker and I already did you so drop it."

My question and I'm serious. Do people actually buy this shiz or is it just like all those fake views on youtube?

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Why can't they just let Kanye and Nicki Minaj on Swifty? Kanye had her number years ago!

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:08pm.

Tina Fey made the joke during the GG
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It wasn't about WHO personally, but rather "who the fuck would do something like that?"
But if he was an official participating person, it does make sense. Though I have no idea what "Mr. Golden Globes" means, sorry.

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Do you think it's wrong that I get an erection reading about all the people who now hate Taylor Swift? I've always hated her; always will.

Her appearance fucking sucks.
Her music fucking sucks.
Her whole persona is fucked.
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GG: That is a great idea. I'll hold her down and you can use the razor. Or we could put Nair in her leave-in hair conditioner. I bet she'd be really mad because it would probably make her look like a conehead.

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I will make Taylor Swift my new role model if she writes a song called "Sam, Your Piece of Shit". PWEASE TAYLOR? I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY MY LITTLE PONIES!!!

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

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CiJ, that just makes me want to shave her head.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Poor Mrs. Fox. You know she is totally ripped but that dress makes her look lumpy and bumpy everywhere. She's 112 lbs but you can see her belly button outline.
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HAHAHA! I love it that everybody hates her now. I've always hated her since the beginning. Her songs suck and she is Pollyanna Stank Ho. Memba this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLWpyRAaybU
It is remarkable how bad of a musician she is.

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I loved it when Tina said that Taylor "needs some ME time". Lol I hope she takes that advice. What happened to her best friend (she wrote a song about her called "15" and it was real sweet)? She needs to hang out with her and a few other girls and go on a vacation.

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Son is probably gay anyway.

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Has any other celeb other than MJF and Taylor's exes said anything bad about her? I don't see all of Hollywood criticizing her. I just read the criticism here on the D. Taylor is going to be all right. She is america's sweetheart.

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PHM, "Sure, I'd love a new neighbor..I mean for Sam to date Taylor"
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bwahahaa *cries*

@Orangina, singing prudehors are the worst, and I used to think she was so innocent. As MK says, slut tramp (with hit songs making lots of money)! She'll live.

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She talks trash about all of her exes in her songs and someone can't say something derogatory about her? Puh-lease.. She deserves all the crap that gets thrown her way... And then some b/c this trick capitalizes on these 7th grade songs of hers.

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maybe she'll write a song about it.

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Eh, I'm sure Squinty isn't feeling too bad. It's not the worse thing said about her.

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@WithinReason

Yeah, to her fans its probably like when your slut friend fucks every guy you tell her you like. Hell, she'll even fuck your boyfriend. Because she gets off on having what someone else wants.

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I like MJF going against his "wholesome" thing a lot.

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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 12:00am.
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Oh dear god. It's not that serious @Karen Flatts

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Submitted by ellegaunt on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:25pm.
I think Karen flats is on her period.

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Funny, I think ellegaunt is on her latest trick's stolen iphone, googling "witty internet insults from 1992".

My last period had more living matter than what's between your ears, clearly.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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"I am not really a crazy psycho. I swear." Nicki Minaj. ________________________________________________________________

Oh dear god. It's not that serious @Karen Flatts

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Submitted by ewe on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:31pm.

And Karen Flatts, how the fuck is MJF "capitalising" on the backlash of Taylor fucking Swift? Do you even know who he is and what he's done and why he'd have no fucking reason to capitalise on anything Taylor Swift - past, present or future... And he's not "defending" his son, he's saying he doesn't want him dating a known serial dater who writes songs about every person she breaks up with, and even jokes about it on twitter. He's not bashing her: he's calling a spade a fucking spade. Oh, and I wouldn't believe for a fucking second any parent who says they wouldn't care if their child dated someone with a bad reputation. That's the sign of a bad parent or a fucking moron - take a pick!

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He is capitaliZing on the backlash against her exactly in the manner I said he did, but apparently I have to cut and copy my original statement for you. Tl; dr maybe?

"This is a PARENT, saying pretty mean things about a girl not much older than the son he is supposedly defending. It's a not-so-veiled attempt at capitalizing on the backlash against someone he doesn't even know".

He is clearly taking the low road by jumping (or flailing maybe) on the band wagon, by making jabs at her writing songs about her relationship then alternately snubbing her by claiming he doesn't know who she is...riiiigght. How'd you like my fifteenth mean reference to his disease? Picking up on any hypocrisy here? Good, it's about time.

...and here it just gets annoying. "And he's not "defending" his son"??? Really? In response to my statement "In what world is he defending his son"? (Which by the way was in response to someone else's statement to that effect, but we've pretty much established extended reading is not really your strong suit, so I'll let that one pass).
That's not point-counter point, it's point-point. I do admire your ability to form a response in a manner that seems to be opposing my point while at the same time saying exactly the same fucking thing. That must come in handy in well, um...your world.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

His son looks a little ghey face to me.

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I LOL'd when I read his comments. Seriously though, Taylor Swift is a big girl..she can handle it. I don't think he was saying it to be mean. Would it have been better if he said "Sure, I'd love a new neighbor..I mean for Sam to date Taylor"

SHE is the one who wants her love life to be so public, so it's fair game.