And Here's The Spring Breakers Trailer

After months of hearing about this mess and seeing pictures of this mess, there's finally a mess of a trailer for this mess. You might want to get yourself a Dixie cup full of Listerine before you hit play on the Spring Breakers trailer, because watching it will leave a taste of dark tanning oil, chlorine, watered down Jäger, Mountain Dew Amp and dirty foreskin grease in your mouth.

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson are trying to scrub the Disney from their images by playing Girls Gone Wild-like skanks who rob a store to fund their spring break. Then after they get caught and make an appearance in court in their bikinis, they meet a gold-toothed, dick cheese-having James Franco who looks and acts like what you would get if you fed Four Loko to a Mogwai after midnight. The rest of the trailer plays out like something straight out of Brit Brit and KFed's old home movies.

Well, if this mess flops, the producers can always sell it as a commercial to Florida's Tourism Board. And Demi Moore should call her lawyers now, because the phrase "Spring break forever, bitches!" is her official life motto and I'm pretty sure she trademarked that shit.

via HuffPo

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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:06pm.

That trailer... So much disappoint in this generation.
They should have gotten Riff Raff to play Riff Raff. He would have done a better job and is at least funny.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:37pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:39pm.

ethang -- "It looks dirty and sleazy. I wanna see it." OMG, LMAO!!! Me, too -- me, too!!!!!
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OMG, should I hate myself for saying I probably will too? But blech on those girls, no edge to any of them. A court scene in their bikinis, I will so regret this. Maybe I'll wait for it on netflix. lol

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:09pm.

ethang -- "It looks dirty and sleazy. I wanna see it." OMG, LMAO!!! Me, too -- me, too!!!!!

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Submitted by dberka210 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 7:39pm.

This looks absolutely disgusting and a pathetic attempt for some of these ladies to shed their "good girl" image.

Submitted by Tick on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 6:36pm.

So, this was financed somehow? And it has James Franco in it?

What just happened?

Submitted by juni on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 6:10pm.

Hope there won't be too many copy-cat store holdups to fund the lemming's Spring Breaks.

Submitted by not shocked on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 5:56pm.

I can smell the stale pussy-beer-blunt-Axe bodyspray-Victoria Secret Amber Romance-rancid ballsack from here. No thanks

Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 4:38pm.

The Vanessa Hudgens character throws me off. She looks like every high school drop out meth head in my home town and nothing like a college student. I don't know why this bothers me so bad, but it has been grating my nerves since they started releasing pictures several months ago.

Submitted by ThreeWolf4Life on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 4:36pm.

LOLOL At first I thought that was Riff Raff! (look him up) Wow...James Franco is bringing the art. I can't wait to see this hideous trainwreck!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 4:00pm.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 5:28pm.
James Franco should just hand the Razzie over to Gary Oldman (for his impersonation of Drexel in True Romance).

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Submitted by princesspoppy on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:58pm.

James Franco should just hand the Razzie over to Gary Oldman (for his impersonation of Drexel in True Romance).

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 3:17pm.

Submitted by ewe on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:50pm.

thank you Hollywood for saving me lots of moneys. I used to go to the cinema almost weekly.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! and *sob* (I feels exactly the same)

Submitted by NDNchief on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:56pm.

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

I'll admit that I"ll probably see this mess. Only because H.Korine directed it and probably wrote it. H.Korine writes some seriously weird screenplays. Someone mentioned eating sketti while bathing in a tub. That was from a H.Korine movie.

Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:50pm.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if it was actually GOOD! Good in the way "Showgirls" is good?!! That's what I'm hoping. I always think positive!

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Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:49pm.

So, is going on Spring Break for these chicks that important? Life or death? Rob a store? Lame as hell. The only reason to watch this are the bikinis.

Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:47pm.

Submitted by Anima on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 2:38pm.

Why's everyone obsessed with that Skrillex song anyway?
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Yeah the Skrillex track was kind of a hacky choice if you ask me. Even for this piping hot mess (as But.Seriously.Folks so brilliantly described it).

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:39pm.

LOL at these movies filmed pre-kindergarten shooting. By the time they edit it down to present day standards, it will be 20 minutes.

I mean look at this mess. It's some sort of MTV production with Justin Bieber's girlfriend and they're firing machine guns. It's hilarious to think this will fly.

Submitted by SarahR. on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:29pm.

1:25 has special artistic merit if you ask me.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:28pm.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 2:03pm.
Is Franco channeling Drexl from True Romance? You sir, are no Gary Oldman!
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HONEY! I said the same thing earlier! HONEY!

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Submitted by Anima on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:08pm.

Why's everyone obsessed with that Skrillex song anyway?

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:54pm.

Submitted by AtomicCity on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:56pm.

Tonic, that sounds so much like my friends and I growing up. Good times.

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Sometimes I really miss those days, things were so much simpler then. But I won't be paying to watch this crapfest.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:41pm.

What an artiste James Franco is! He truly is one of the outstanding thespians of our time.
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Submitted by HollyG on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:40pm.

Submitted by ewe on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:50pm.

Sisqo Shakedown!! Haha, memories! I have a suspicious number of male friends who can and will do Nsync dances when drunk and I think their knowledge stems from that show.

"I love how he's staring at the camera like, 'Someone call an AMBER ALERT, because you will get lost in these eyes.'" - MK

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:36pm.

That looks a piping hot mess. And James Franco...I still would...looking just like that.

I'll show myself out.

Submitted by chaka1 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:36pm.

What in the FUUUUUUCK did I just watch? Is this one of those Cinemax flicks that comes on Saturday night at 2 am?

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:34pm.

Thanks EWE.

You are to blame for this.

http://youtu.be/Oai1V7kaFBk

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:33pm.

Is Franco channeling Drexl from True Romance? You sir, are no Gary Oldman!

Submitted by mynameisstolen on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:29pm.

A morning cup of WTF!

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:27pm.

I was just thinking that this was made for all the dirty old men who miss old-school Britney when they all started singing Baby One More Time and made me miss old-school Britney.

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:26pm.

'If this mess flops...' You mean WHEN, right? This must be the white girl version of Set It Off.

Submitted by AtomicCity on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:26pm.

Tonic, that sounds so much like my friends and I growing up. Good times.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:26pm.

I'd watch it on DVD.

Submitted by CashewTime. on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:25pm.

Did not need this to start my day. I think the lord just punished me for getting up late, ugh.

Submitted by ewe on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:20pm.

I'd rather watch an endless loop of Sisqo's Shakedown reruns.

But then again, thank you Hollywood for saving me lots of moneys. I used to go to the cinema almost weekly.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:19pm.

"Spicious" - my new favoritest word

Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:18pm.

LOL PSL

This makes me nostalgic for junior high. My friends and I would watch the Spring Break marathon on MTV and put on loud music and dance around her pool trying to imitate the bikini hos. Then we'd totally watch TRL and the Real World and actual music videos. Good times.

Submitted by Nikitainthesection on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:16pm.

I don't know if I should be thankful or not, but it says this when I click on play:

"Sorry, this video is unavailable from your location"

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:11pm.

*scratches head*

Did someone slip acid in my morning protien shake?

This is some Girls Gone Wild, True Romance, KFed, MTV Spring Break trash mash up fucking nightmare brought to you by Disney whores.

Submitted by poshjosh on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:07pm.

This movie looks like a fucking disastrous mess. James Franco, you used to actually make good choices , what happened???

Submitted by Boo1212 on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:04pm.

Not even when it will show up on free tv (next week)will I watch this mess. I did not watch that Lohan mess either.

Go Verb Yourself!

Submitted by ethang on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:01pm.

Nice Kevin Federline impression there, James.

It looks dirty and sleazy.

I wanna see it.

Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:59am.

What the fuck is this shit. Honestly.. I am getting to old for Hollywood.

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Submitted by Saix on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:57am.

Tom Kaulitz. Is that you?

Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:54am.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 1:09pm.

c'mon y'all, why y'all actin' spinach?

lolololololololollies

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:52am.

Having been born and raised in Florida this mess would be like watching annoying home movies of high school. I'll pass....James Franco could still get it though, I don't care if looks like a bootleg KFed lol #noshame.
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