Stacy Keibler Is Breaking Records
File this under: Some Unprecedented Shit!
Usually when awards season ends, George Clooney gently puts a pink slip in his leased piece's hand, gives her the "What's in your backpack speech?" speech from Up In The Air and then tells her to leave her keys with the office manager. But he didn't do that to Stacy Keibler after last year's awards season ended and she even stuck around all through 2012. George's family and friends even learned Stacy's first AND last name. They never do that. Stacy not only sashayed through 2012 without getting fired by George, but she's also going to be his walking accessory during this awards season too.
As Sarah Larson (aka my favorite member of the Cloon Poon Club) let a drunk frat boy do orange Jell-O shots off of her stomach at a Golden Globes viewing party in the back room of Dave & Busters in the San Fernando Valley, Stacy posed next to George Clooney on the red carpet last night. Bitches had to pull out their eyeballs, dip them in Windex and put them back on, because they couldn't believe what they were seeing. Even Julianna Marguiles seemed taken aback over the fact that George hired Stacy for another year (or maybe Julianna just had gas, that's probably it).
Stacy achieved the impossible. She won the Hunger Games of trophy girlfriends two years in a row. Guinness Book of World Records needs to pick up a phone and call Stacy, because bitch is making history.
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Oh LOOK! Father and Daughter are going to the prom. How sweet.
This hot bitch rocks the hell out of formal wear. Goddam, what a body on her. I'm jelly of this ho.
George will look like the fool to let this one go...finally a woman he can look up to, well has to since she's about two inches taller than he. To me George is all smoke and mirrors as to his class act anyway. Let's not forget...he is an actor.
She's got a great body though and I know she works really hard at keeping it that way too.
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OMG, that dress. I fucking love that dress.
Clooney's looks are rapidly heading into fossil territory.
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George is starting to look old and he looks shady as fuck in that pic.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:05pm.
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Bwahahaha, yeah, speedo bikini weather.
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Stacy's looking hella good and she's learned from all her predecessors. That's brainy hot. Him, well he looks like her father but still pretty snappy. :)
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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 6:33pm
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Psshhh. Please.
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:24pm.
Say what you will about Stacy being a gold-digger, leased piece, no-talent hanger on, or whatever - bitch looks FABULOUS. *snaps in Z formation*
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While her hair continues to look like shit. Oh wait.... that's not what we're looking at. Right.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:05pm.
It's like 60 here in NYC. so warm! Crazy!
Wow! I saw that on GMA today.
It was 25!!!!!! here this morning. High of 49!
We are freezing and poor Lily--she has no hair:(
What's Stacy's secret? She can probably work a mean strap on, simple as that.
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fuck u dan snyder.
What was oddly interesting to me was when I was watching the E! coverage and George and Stacey were on the red carpet step and repeat. There was a shot of her getting a pic by herself, then the camera followed her over to George where they posed for another one. It was totally awkward when they came together to put their arms around each other for the shot. The body language said volumes. like they didn't know where to put their hands. It was humorous and telling all at once.
=Gotta admit she looks good here. Makes look George seem like a old schlumpy old guy.
Which he is.
Gary Grant my ass!
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My 2 cents: I don't believe George is gay either.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:05pm.
*cartwheels into thread*
It's still only 39° FUCK THIS SHIT! My joints are so cold I'm all achey and shit.
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I live in LA and it got down to 37 last night, and since it is LA my place is poorly insulated and the power went out in the middle of the night.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 5:02pm.
he would have to call Bale and DDL to pull me off of him... ;-) that would work.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:22pm.
i'd be more than happy to volunteer for the research and development staff on that project.
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Bawahaaa! you horn dog you, you'd hump him till you snapped it off the poor bugger :P
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:22pm.
i'd be more than happy to volunteer for the research and development staff on that project.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Clooney is gross. Funny how he used to be the hottest dude alive. Something about his relationship choices over the years have made him silly.
mebbe he just really, really likes a good suplex every once in awhile.
If he wanted a challenge, he would pursue a wife-to-be. He likes these uncomplicated coke-whores, until they start getting complicated.
Say what you will about Stacy being a gold-digger, leased piece, no-talent hanger on, or whatever - bitch looks FABULOUS. *snaps in Z formation*
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When will these simple bitches learn that it's a million times more sexy to rock a body like that and be ladylike and not present yourself like a mandrill every time a camera or a hot guy walks by - vsminimoose 12/27/12
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:01pm
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OK so we have three for "George is not gay" we only have about 278,358,345 million more people to convince:) lol!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:05pm.
It's like 60 here in NYC. so warm! Crazy!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:05pm.
*cartwheels into thread*
It's still only 39° FUCK THIS SHIT! My joints are so cold I'm all achey and shit.
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What!! that about 4 degrees celsius, sweet Jesus that's speedo weather here in Canada! Well if you lived in Winnipeg it would be. They're at -19
(-2F ) today...now that's getting cold
side eyez - Middle Cal, The Bay, on the coast.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:20pm.
ETA: like on "Millionaire Matchmaker", most of the women are really cheesy and trashy. The men aren't much better.
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That show makes me stabby. The daters are shallow, vapid morons and Patti herself is an incurable narcissist. What's the track record for success on that show....how many couples have gone on to last more than 5 minutes after being paired up on TMM? My guess is 1, and that's being generous.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:01pm.
have the impression from his interviews over the years that his divorce took a lot out of him emotionally and he does not want to take the chance of going through that again. i can't decide imo if he's a loner who engages in public serial monogamny for his career's sake, or a player. but i don't think he's gay or bi- either
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That's because she is smoking hot and very sweet. Hope he doesn't let this one go. She seems like a keeper. However, I do not think she'll be around this time next year. And then Clooney will officially be an idiot!
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:11pm.
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Agreed! Beauty school drop out hair. But the dress looks great on her. She seems to fit George, somewhat seedy and sexy but not as gutter rep as E.C. and keeps her mouth shut (most of the time) toes the line and looks good on his arm, like a somewhat flashy but eye catching expensive watch. He wants you to notice and envy his accessory. And I'm sure he has a plan for his aging image in the style of a glamorous Cary Grant with a young Dyan Cannon. George is all about George.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 4:01pm.
I don't believe for a second George is gay...
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Neither do I. I think he sleeps/slept around a LOT, and tried to keep it secret to protect his image. People sensed he was hiding something, but it seemed so ridiculous for a single adult male to hide heterosexual sex, so they assumed he was gay.
That's why DiCaprio never really got the gay rumours, not his general slobbiness. He never hid the fact that he likes to sleep around.
Submitted by Trixster on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:16pm.
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Riki Lake was one of the funniest freakin poster on this bitch, I cant remember how many times I would be laughing my ass off for REAL reading "her" comments. They could be quite lengthy but GD were some of them funny .
M.E. - are you in SoCal too? I've had about enough of this cold front bullshit.
*cartwheels into thread*
It's still only 39° FUCK THIS SHIT! My joints are so cold I'm all achey and shit.
Kiebler elf is making me stabby with her glowy skin.
haha - that was classic, when she introduced her big shot boyfriend from "the biggest family in show business", and it was one of Jermaine's 15 kids. MK needs to get on board with the show and start some threads. Love Reza too - he's the best one on the show.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:56pm.
Don't forget she is dating a Jackson! Haha.
My favorite is Reza..he cracks me up. I like MJ too but you are right, hot mess.
Clooney strikes me as an actor like Streisand that if you saw them in person you'd be surprised how tiny they are.
I don't believe for a second George is gay, not for one second. Considering the length heartache and financial cost a divorce cost you in HW why on earth would he even consider getting married again anyway?
Submitted by CashewTime: "...Maybe George isn't classy himself. Why do we give these men so much credit? And maybe it's a practical thing. A career woman wouldn't be able to devote herself to their busy careers. As old fashioned and sexist as it is, it makes sense to me for a busy person or someone with a traveling career to find someone who can work from home or not at all. But I still don't respect the trophy ones, and her career was a bit trashy
imo (her wrestling pics look degrading to me)."
You're absolutely right. I'm going on the assumption that George is a cultured sophisticated man who wants a woman who is the same, to be his companion and hostess for him, etc. But that is a lot for me to assume.
Some men don't want an equal. Maybe he wants to be the smarter one (wouldn't be the first man to want that!).
And like I said, a woman who had those qualities might not want to settle for a business arrangement instead of a real romantic relationship. Though being a Clooney beard is never a permanent gig and might be a good way to make a few bucks for a graduate degree or venture capital. If Stacey is smart, she's thinking one step ahead.
So Cindy Crawford and Stacy are still together and George still gets to hang with Cindy's husband. Is that what this means? Lol.
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He likes them not too smart and really available,so they can live his fast lifestyle. I dunno, there was a time GC was my one true love, and then his choice in lady friends turned me off. Way off.
Oh well, if they're happy or the checks are good, good luck to them.
Submitted by Side-Eyez on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:54pm.
Don't forget she is dating a Jackson! Haha.
My favorite is Reza..he cracks me up. I like MJ too but you are right, hot mess.
ontopic: Borrrrrrrring.
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@MissJaneTexas and Sushi - haha - glad I'm not the only one hooked on that show! It's so deliciously tacky. Asa bugs the crap out of me with her "persian pop priestess" routine, and those HUGE "A" Gold hoop earrings. She is always stirring the shit, and acting like she's just so much more evolved than everyone else. Yeah, GG is psycho and Mercedes is a hot mess - but at least they don't pretend they're not.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:44pm.
Hekki,
Maybe George isn't classy himself. Why do we give these men so much credit? And maybe it's a practical thing. A career woman wouldn't be able to devote herself to their busy careers. As old fashioned and sexist as it is, it makes sense to me for a busy person or someone with a traveling career to find someone who can work from home or not at all. But I still don't respect the trophy ones, and her career was a bit trashy
imo (her wrestling pics look degrading to me).
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He strikes me as so full of himself that he couldn't take a woman too pretty, too intelligent.
Aesthetically pleasing yet lacking in substance and pezaz. Just like George likes 'em.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Hekki,
Maybe George isn't classy himself. Why do we give these men so much credit? And maybe it's a practical thing. A career woman wouldn't be able to devote herself to their busy careers. As old fashioned and sexist as it is, it makes sense to me for a busy person or someone with a traveling career to find someone who can work from home or not at all. But I still don't respect the trophy ones, and her career was a bit trashy
imo (her wrestling pics look degrading to me).
Well even warren beatty eventually settled down
Submitted by Side-Eyez on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:30pm.
I LOVE that show...and I don't care who knows. Haha. And you are so right she does look like Asa.
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Submitted by Side-Eyez on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 3:30pm.
Julianna Marguiles - I hate to say it, but she and that Asa chick on Shahs of Sunset look like they could be long lost sisters.
And that ain't a compliment, Julianna.
(and I'm ashamed that I've watched that show enough to notice)
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OMG yes! I cannot stand Asa. She has no likeable qualities and is too long in the tooth to consider herself some persian pop star.
Kiebler is statuesque but her face is nothing to write home about.
Julianna Marguiles does need to quit with the plastic surgery.