Dueling MEHs
What's the matter, guys? You both look like you either smelled a rancid Taco Bell fart or just realized who the fuck you are married to. Yes, you could attibute those looks to some less than stellar moves they just saw on the floor at the Clippers vs. Nuggets game, but I like my version better. If I had to put up with any of that klan for two seconds (except for Khloe, I know, and I hate myself for it), I would have permanent fml bitch face too.
Bruce and Kris Jenner's Shrinky Dink faces and several of the Ks showed up for the game yesterday and Bruce had to give his front row seat up for Kanye West because Kim threatened to smother him with her ass if he didn't. No, you know he gave that shit up willingly to get the hell away from Kris for a minute and I don't blame him.
So here are some pics of them with a little joy and more side-eyeing, glaring and indifference than what we all see at our family get togethers. I wonder who the drunk one was? (Spoiler: it was Kris.)
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Can one of the Samsung Galaxy lovers here point me to a good screen protector? I got the cell phone for christmas and I'm clumsy as balls and I don't want to ruin it (already dropped it once). I tried the iShieldz brand that came with it but it wasn't any good really.
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Esteem and que cochina.....THANK YOU!! I just want to be happy. I REALLY appreciate both of your views.
Super Stew....which D word....DIAHRREAH or D-LISTED????? LOL. :P
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que cochina, as you are getting ready to go, head to the bathroom, stay there and then say you can't go because of the 'D' word. Call his family, apologize profusely and make sure you insert the 'D' word in every sentence. Works every time.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 1:29am.
Well please tell me this is the unofficial open post. Cause I need some help horz. I am supposed to be going to a NYE party with the husbands family. All we do is sit and talk or play board games. Then we eat. The husband and I have had a less than stellar year marriage wise, and barely talk to each other at home. Do I have to go to this stupid party? It will be six hrs of me sitting alone all evening and having to answer 'why aren't you and Mr.Tang sitting together, blah blah, blah. All evening.
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I think you have every right not to go. Irrespective of the state of your relationship, you two have probably been together long enough where there are certain events you shouldn't feel obligated to attend. It sounds like you've done your time at this party over the years and this may be the year to break tradition. Stay home with the kids and enjoy the evening as you wish to spend it.
I agree.You are your own person and if u don't want to go and sit thru an uncomfortable situation then please be kind enough to yourself to not do it. And also know you shouldn't feel like you have to explain yourself to anyone.maybe its time to focus on "me" instead of "us" :).
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:24pm.
GnR really did kick ass didn't they! I saw them in T.O. When they came to town, it was an awesome concert! People can say what they will about Axel but the guy had one of the best screamin rock voices goin. For the few years they played they lit that fucker up man.
Ah, I'm so jealous. If I could travel back in time I'd go to all their shows. Easily my favourite band of all time. I'm always amazed at how short their lifespan was. They were "around" for less than 10 years before it all went to shit. I love Cooper's Only Women Bleed, and the GN'R version of Live and Let Die is the only version I like haha
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 1:29am.
I wouldn't go if it were me Mel. Hubs family and things aren't good at home? Nope. I'd stay home and be happy all by my lonesome, or in your case, with the kids that don't want to go either.
However, that's me and I'm the life's too short for bullshit type. Maybe pose the question again tomorrow when more folks are on, to get a more balanced view?
Hope things improve for you hon, one way or the other. /hugs
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I have a Storm 2, also had a Storm. Love the touchscreen! And, they are pretty easy to shatter the screen. One good drop on concrete (say, on your garage floor?) and that's all she wrote.
There's the Otter Box for protecting most BB's, keeps them nice and safe. Even from klutzs like me. =). I went through *SIX* phones last year!
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Well please tell me this is the unofficial open post. Cause I need some help horz.
I am supposed to be going to a NYE party with the husbands family. All we do is sit and talk or play board games. Then we eat. The husband and I have had a less than stellar year marriage wise, and barely talk to each other at home. Do I have to go to this stupid party? It will be six hrs of me sitting alone all evening and having to answer 'why aren't you and Mr.Tang sitting together, blah blah, blah. All evening. While I supervise the little ones and husband goes off to play drums and flirt with the old ass ho's! I just want to stay in my jammies, get wasted, and watch some good movies in my nice comfy bed at home. What should I do? My kids don't even want to go because they said its boring. But husband gets all offended. I think at my age I should be able to spend it how I want, right? Been doing this the last 20 yrs or so, and I'm tired of it. They just want me to bring food anyway.
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Submitted by walker51 on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:22pm.
Maybe Bruce is laying off the botox - I see wrinkles/lines on his forehead. I hope he just let's himself age "naturally".
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He should have them complete his transformation into a turtle. Kanye could design a shell for him.
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Submitted by Saix on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 12:45am.
@ CodeRed:
Well, my fuzzy little friend. My sister is obese, has more confidence than I do and she's really pretty. She also feels pretty.
However, she is not obese by choice. She's had diabetes since toddler age, has health issues as well as the inability to simply shed off the weight due to her medical problems.
Not every 'fat' human being has to be binge eaters and fastfood lovers to get the way they are. Not to mention that just because you're big and like the way you are means you're a lying cunt. If you don't know it different, then why should someone feel singled out just because they don't look like Anorexic Richie? Christ.
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It's ok. I edited. I know people also have illnesses (be it mental, although not crazy type, or physical) for the way they are.
It has nothing to do with me, what I typed, and what I believe. Cuz I believe a faked breast skinny girl can have as much self confidence (and she does) as a big booty girl. Similar to financial self confidence.
self confidence and self esteem are different.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
* reports whole thread for giving Samsung free publicity * /jk
I had a Sony Xperia until a couple of weeks ago when I got drunk at a bar, started making conversation with strangers, and some douchebag stole it. It wasn't even the newest model, but I loved it and had it for nearly a year. I really got used to Android and how flexible it is. You can even install "stolen" apps without Now I'm stuck with a plain Nokia that has FM tuner and flashlight. :(
Oh and yea, OT: I hate the Turdashians.
SMH @ their faces looking like imploded buildings.
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What the fuck did Kris do to his face? It looks half missing.
@ CodeRed:
Well, my fuzzy little friend. My sister is obese, has more confidence than I do and she's really pretty. She also feels pretty.
However, she is not obese by choice. She's had diabetes since toddler age, has health issues as well as the inability to simply shed off the weight due to her medical problems.
Not every 'fat' human being has to be binge eaters and fastfood lovers to get the way they are. Not to mention that just because you're big and like the way you are means you're a lying cunt. If you don't know it different, then why should someone feel singled out just because they don't look like Anorexic Richie? Christ.
Are we talking about our phones? I love my Galaxy S 2, but I HATE my Sprint service. Two years of being promised 4G and nada. I can rarely access the internet without wifi. It's absolutely ridiculous. The Canadian just got Verizon and upgraded to a Galaxy 3, and he gets superfast 4g service while I am stuck wanting to throw my damn phone across the room at least 8 times a day.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:11pm.
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Dog, I gots the flu and it's my birf, you just have to fight the hate and be nice to me!
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HAPPY B-DAY IF!!! What's Whamo getting for a present?
Submitted by flawsmosis on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 12:18am.
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I think she gets a pass too, considering the clown family she's surrounded by. Like they all have to be next to one another and appear tight knit.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
imo you couldn't pry miss Bruce out of the Kardashian family with anything. Miss out on all the makeup! and clothes! and gossip! and drama! and attention! ??? Nope. Not happening, unless Kris forces his overly botoxed face out of there.
I'm also a Khloe fan. She seems normal-ish and I think she's really attractive.
also worth to note, lots of rich people shop at the dollar store.
you get new kitchen, light, and other appliances there, all sorts of things.
another secret: many millionaires often buy and drive in second hand cars. As soon as you drive off the parking lot with a new one, it's half the value. So what if it's last years model?
I hate the NEW rich type of rappers who go around yelling they have money to burn, wear fur coats, drive in new cars....fucking insecure, often abusive and mentally off ghetto trash, who hold value for nothing cuz they're shit. Like financial confidence gives them ''real'' confidence. Like having fake breasts and weighing 100 lbs give you ''real'' confidence. Let's not even go into esteem.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
subtle humor, dark, witty. I love. :)
it's admiration of that sentence alone.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
if this is the unofficial OP, and PrettyHateMachine see's my post (or if you know her fwd this to her please), if you have a problem or are uncomfortable with my posting the quote below, say so, I'll take it down. It went on to say other things and wasn't meant to be condescending or malicious. I don't either, but that sentence cracked me up! Kill 2-3 birds with 1 stone kinda ha-ha.
FYI - I also loves to shop at the $1 store and am far from rich.
ETA: the full paragrapgh:
And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. However, I would not read Brad's biography. Derp, derp, derp does not interest me in the least.
and before that:
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:26am.
I was reading Angelina Jolie's biography (I got it at the dollar store... for real hahaha) But anyway in it she said that she thought her Brother and Tommy Girl would make a good couple. Lol.
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I also noticed that she was here today, and as soon as I appeared in a thread, with the new siggie, she was gone. So, it may not be me, or the quote I picked (which reflects me or my humor), which prompted me to write this post here.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Happy birthday Irish! Today is my mommy's birfday too! Going off to celebrate with family! Ta!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
LMAO@ "shrinky dink faces" so perfect!
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Happy birthday Irish! I hope you feel better soon. : /
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:06pm.
No snow in TX (yet), but it`s as cold as a Yeti`s nutsack here. I HATE THIS SHIT. If its under 80 degrees i cant function properly.
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same here!
we've been in the lower 60's in SoCal for like 2 weeks already and I'm thinking, this winter is sooooooo longgggggggggg!
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Happy Birthday you hottie IF!!
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Totally off-topic, but am I the only one that thinks Malika (?) has the weirdest laugh ever? She always looks like she's crying whenever she does. Yes, I've seen episodes with her.
Both of them look so sad to be so rich.
I too have no hate for Khloe. She's likable and seems to know she's part of a circus.
Poor IF - feel better lady, and Happy Birthday!
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:07pm.
I have a Galaxy 3 and really like it.
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Yes, but does IT like YOU?
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Dog, I gots the flu and it's my birf, you just have to fight the hate and be nice to me!
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Um, Happy Birflu??? Happy Fluday?
Okay, I'm sorry you're sick anyway but on your day, it really sucks.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:07pm.
I have a Galaxy 3 and really like it.
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Yes, but does IT like YOU?
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Dog, I gots the flu and it's my birf, you just have to fight the hate and be nice to me!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 10:07pm.
I have a Galaxy 3 and really like it.
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Yes, but does IT like YOU?
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I have a Galaxy 3 and really like it.
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No snow in TX (yet), but it`s as cold as a Yeti`s nutsack here. I HATE THIS SHIT. If its under 80 degrees i cant function properly.
We're supposed to get another storm tomorrow.
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@ Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:54pm.
I'm in michigan so we got hit yesterday - but lucked out with only 5-6 inches. At least the snow is festive, lol
I can't get over how oblivious kim is. and him too.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Ah boo, 2 more...
RIP Fontella Bass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJmz7UJK_CY
and General H. Norman Schwarzkopf.
Thanks Anno. It's à crazy storm, I'll be here until tomorrow morning fersure.
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Cashew- I haven't dropped it in the toilet (yet). This time, I did get a bumper thing that goes around the outside edge just to protect the corners, because they were a little beat up. LOL
@ Esteem....yes I'll definitely do some research before I make a decision. It seems a lot of people like their Galaxy that's for sure. I really want a bigger screen and an unlimited data plan. At the office I listen to youtubed music all day but I'm limited on my BB, I have about 153 albums on my watch later list and I can't use my BB or I'll burn up my plan in one day.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:34pm.
in my jammies drinking red wine
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Not a bad way to spend an evening! Good luck driving home Joe.
Add me to the love Samsung Galaxy crowd. I have an SII and Love IT. It does so much shit, I don't even know. It could probably run the Pentagon.
Louise,
I drop mine off the treadmill all the time also. And out of the car when exiting and entering. And don't forget when you want to listen to music when you shower and it drops off the terlit :p
I used to have an HTC, but it was such a rip off. My Samsung galaxy is the best, and it's sturdy. Kids I teach who have iPhones say they want one when I let them use mine, but don't ask me why-they know more than I do, but I know i get really fast internet and I like the keyboard. The t9 is also loads better than other phones I've had.
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:26pm.
To Whamo & other bb users - I still miss my super reliable BB. Anyway,
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You liked your old BB did you, how do you find the on screen keyboard?
When you say reliable what issues do you have with your current phone?
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 9:34pm.
I'm not sure about the new BB's, but maybe you could research a bit and compare? I just know I LOVE my Samsung and it's fast...everywhere. I have one with a pull-out keyboard, as miz cyn said below, so you (and Ms Doggie) don't have to just use a touchscreen if you don't like that feature.