The Douchiest Proposal Ever
Kat Von D and Deadmau5 started rubbing their tattooed genitals together last September and they stopped for a minute in November after she subtly accused him of passing his mau5 dick to another whore, but true love always prevails! Mau5 just couldn't get enough of licking Jesse James' dried jizz off of Kat Von D's stomach, because they got back together and now they're engaged to be married. Like two 15-year-olds who met on MySpace and live thousands of miles apart, Deadmau5 asked Kat Von D to be his future ex-wife on Twitter and tweeted a picture of the ring he's going to get her:
After Kat Von D printed that picture out and wrapped it around her finger, she typed these words:
And then DeadMau5 kept this public display of pure class going....
I really can't wait for them to get married on Skype, spend their honeymoon by posting stock pictures of tropical places on Instagram and give birth to a Tumblr before getting divorced on Facebook. A true modern day romance. Yes, Kat Von D just got engaged (for like the ten millionth time) to a DJ who regularly wears a mouse head and proposed to her ass on Twitter, but he's still a major upgrade from Jesse James. So there's that.
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Never heard of this troll. Looks like famewhore Kat cannot live without the spotlight. Watch for the new reality show about these two jerk-offs.
I don't care what she does as long as she leaves Nikki Sixx alone.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Wtf is Deadmau 5?
That ring is so HOT TOPIC mall goth cool
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:12am.
Deadmau plays at shows or festivals, as part of a much larger event. He's played at Coachella a bunch and as part of the HARD concerts.
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He's still "just a DJ."
*turns on Dropkick Murphys concert at Fenway Park"
Wow, she's got her famewhore game DOWN, doesn't she? Fuck. Collecting engagement rings like they're shells at the fuckin' beach...well, bitch has to pay the bills somehow. These two are just useless, and if ANYONE "proposed" to me via anything but in fucking person, I'd kick their ass to the curb. But who cares-- it's not like this 'wedding' is going to come off anyway.
And if Kat Von Dipshit is so fabulous, why does every guy cheat on her??? Take a page out of Swifty's book, sweetheart: Maybe YOU'RE the problem.
I was about to ask about the Enrique Iglesias reference but PepperMillonthefloss just cleared that up for me, lmfao.!!!
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I heard Kat Von D on a Joe Rogan podcast and hated her guts. She's so fucking fake. After that anti-Semite crap that went down years ago, I don't buy her "I only attract positivity" and "I love everybody" script.
Ewww, imo, the skulls on the ring could have worked if built nicely into the setting or band, but, the way they look like they're just glued on as an after thought, they're about as aesthetically pleasing as pair of genital warts.
I won't bother to mention that both of the skulls seem to be male, which makes the ring kinda ghey...
Oh look Kat is a sharkie.
Now stop buying the same pants I have.
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"Soon, I hope," means he hasn't even bought the ring yet.
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I think the Enrique Iglesias tag references Michael K's post first post on Enrique where he (Michale K) identifies his chosen wedding song. Its quite a commentary on romantic, wedded bliss. LOL. Click on the tag and scroll down to the first post.
That ring needs more dragon. Elegant.
I agree
Anyone that proposes via twitter AND sends a picture of a fucking ugly ring that on TOP of all that will have a black diamond set in it like they are both fucking Goth Grade 10ers is a dipshit and it wont last a year!
Who the fuck says "Yes" to a PICTURE of a ring??? And that fucking ring!! Are those dead mice on there?? This bitch has fucked every nasty trick in California, she's got a new strain of hantavirus cookin' in her oven. Bitch's snizz is so diseased and toxic, she sets off Geiger counters when she queefs. The zombie apocalypse starts in her snatch.
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THAT RING!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
They just met, and this is crazy. Just don't get dumber and have a baby.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
You mean he's off the market? :'(
Oh Honey, her pants are giving me a yeast infection. :(
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
meh.. he looks like puck from real world and her makeup line is okay. i tried my hardest to say something nice and that is what i come up with
Dlist newbie - Ha! That's a hilarious image, so I'm going with it! Not much more pathetic than someone proposing to you over Twatter in 140 characters or less including emoticons. Jackasses.
Submitted by dlist newbie on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 10:58am.
lol thats a funny thought-if thats true then it would take this to a whole new level of attention seeking-and i dont know these two well enough to know if they are that level of Kardashian.
well put Sans Fards!! So true!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 10:10pm.
How lovely. At least they're keeping their mutant strain of STD's to themselves.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Anyone else think these two gutter rats where in the same room while twating this desperate and pathetic proposal?
I know nothing of tweet world so if it shows location....then nevermind.
How very sad she settled for this. Twitter? What an ass.
That ring, omg! I would be very suspicious of people who desire two skulls on a wedding ring of all things. Gross!
These people are dodgy, full stop. I don't even want to know what they do when let loose.
Submitted by harperharper on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 8:26am.
The only person who should be wearing a skull ring is Keith Richards
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Ya Keith has earned the right to wear whatever he wants.
I think Kat is actually quite pretty.
If (big if) they make it to the aisle it'll b a hideous -white?-wedding dress hideous
is she gonna tat his face where jesse james tat was?
its etch-a-sketch time.
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I saw that ring in a box of Cracker Jacks.
Tacky proposal. Tacky people.
The only person who should be wearing a skull ring is Keith Richards.
Submitted by MissDior on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 5:26am.
@Glambert
Holy shit, you brought 2010 crashing back through my mind. I TOTALLY forgot Boobshit McGee existed, much less was a major deal back then!
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I didn't mean to cause you further nightmares... honestly I didn't!
I am truly sorry for my actions. I have not yet gotten over the mental scarring Boobshit McGee caused everyone and so I assumed everyone else was still scarred by her cess pool STD pit of a vagina and I am very saddened that you are now "re-inflicted" with trauma that you had somehow managed to banish from your mind!
I try to focus on Sandra Bullock to forget the trash she was associated with and think of her and her adorable son(who throws the best side eyed shade EVER from a toddler!)
@Glambert
Holy shit, you brought 2010 crashing back through my mind. I TOTALLY forgot Boobshit McGee existed, much less was a major deal back then! Where is she now? Hand shandies in the Vegas Greyhound station men's room? Ahhh Dlisted memories.... Who else did I forget?
It's safe to say she has a type.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
She must be able to do better than this.
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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 2:51am.
But is he really an upgrade from Jesse James? I'm not really sure he is.
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He is probably MILDLY better than Vanilla Gorilla.
The same way Kat is MILDLY better than Boobshit McGee.
I think Kat finally upgraded and found a pathetic talentless famewhore on her same level this time.
He is totally annoying, but how the fuck do you so many of you not know what a space invader is?!
She must have a tidy collection of engagement rings by now. If she wanted to incorporate the skulls in the ring she could have gone a bit prettier. On closer inspection that one looks badly made.
I found this one on etsy and it's actually nice, imo.
http://www.etsy.com/listing/104709899/rose-gold-skull-engagement-ring?re...
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But is he really an upgrade from Jesse James? I'm not really sure he is.
Also, are we taking bets on how soon they'll break up on Twitter? My money is on end of January. I'm being kind...I know.
If nothing else, they can share a valtrex prescription...
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LOL - I think the Enrique Iglesias tag was meant for the AOL CD post.
These two were on Fashion Police this week (I know, I know) for what possible reason I don't know, but she showed a 12/12/12 tattoo that she let him put on her.
They've been dating for like two weeks! I smell big attention-getting engagement followed by breakup!
Submitted by Gracejones on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 1:48am.
Well, if the Mayans are right about their cycles of the world, then we should be entering a new golden age. No place in it for famewhores!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Hope the Mayan apocalypse takes them, Charlie Sheen and Kim Kardashian.
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'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Deadmau plays at shows or festivals, as part of a much larger event. He's played at Coachella a bunch and as part of the HARD concerts.
He's the Jewish antidote to JJ's Nazism.
i just rolled my eyes back so far i think they're stuck. i also vomited into my mouth. a lot.
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Kat is a no class slut with amsuper fake nose and hair, this kid is ugly,skinny and both will look like hell in their later years over tatted bodies are heinous, who the fuck lives their life on Twatter how pathetic is that
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/17/2012 - 12:13am.
Together they add up to 10% of a celebrity.
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You are being far too generous.
He looks like he's just awoken from a 6-week meth gorge. Disgusting.