Justin Bieber Is A Squirter
Justin Bieber kept collecting credits toward his degree in douchebaggery yesterday when he left a store in Miami and launched a premeditated water bottle attack on the paparazzi. Now the paparazzi know how Selena Gomez felt when she changed Justin Bieber's nappy and he pissed out a diaper geyser right into her face.
It's hard out there for a millionaire toddler, so right before he came out of the store, Justin unscrewed a water bottle and then threw all of it at the paps. LITTER BITCH! Why didn't Bette Middler pop out of a nearby recycling can, chase Justin down and spank the toddler snot out of him for littering? Then she should've kept spanking his ass for sticking his legs in the sleeves of an upside down sweater and wearing that shit like it's pants.
The sad thing is, Justin really thinks he's the hardest gangbanger baby in the game. Will somebody please throw him in a playpen with Latarian Milton so he can learn once and for all who the true Hood Rat Stuff leader is.
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Chi Chi can not absolutely stand them. Of course he ought to because they’ve helped keep his scrawny ass on high velocity 24/7. Then again they’re making mad money off him and he of course is making mad money being kept alive by them. So of course it’s the delightful parasitic relationship we can all only admire and ruefully smile at.
And then of course there was this episode below which still hasn’t left my memory....something to do with a white Ferrari and a highway full of Los Angelinos screaming at Chi Chi as he stopped traffic to tell off one fantastic sleazy paparaxxo....
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/12/justin-bieber-throws-water-bottl...
Did anyone else get a Grand Master B vibe from this?
I have difficulty finding words to describe how much I hate this kunt. And those eyebrows just dont belong on a lesbian, so they are really out of place.
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Little prick! His mother should have swallowed him.
ET is reporting that police have uncovered a plot hatched by 4 New Mexico men to kill Bieber and his sold out NYC concert.
HA! Justin Bieber is turning into Vanilla Ice!
well ya know how cranky toddlers get...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Please wake me when it's over.
Someone let the Rooster out....quick lock the door....
Isn't his 15 min's up yet.....
Someone let the Rooster out....quick lock the door....
He's so Vanilla Ice meets Marky Mark meets Samantha Ronson in these pix. Whadda maroon.
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Yeah dementa I feel the same way! He has shat all over them several times... His is not a good name to bring up there!
Submitted by jd.xy on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 1:41pm.
He's from STRATFORD? I fucking love that city, and it doesn't deserve a little wigger twink like him staining its reputation!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Such a manufactured little POS, I am tired of his brand and being sold.
Heavy gold chains on a baby white girl? Did I miss a memo and it's 1990 again?
Annoying little twat- it's time for him to go home and start working at McDonalds.
He is not from Toronto or Nunavut but actually is from the small town of Stratford which is one of Canada's cultural centres reknow for it's classical theatre and the large number of Canadian "celebs" living there. I hear the residents can not stand him due to him always craping on his hometown. I futher note that when he played at the annual Grey Cup (canadian football) the audience boo'd him relentlessly.
I hate this arrogant-ass lesbian twink.
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I didn't know about Latarian. I wonder what he is doing now? Bad hoodrat stuff with his friends probably. Poor Justin never learned that being cool is being yourself because he has no self to be. He was apparently raised by Youtube with time-outs for church.(devil church?)
anyway, can't sing, can't dance, can't act in movies because too old to play toddler, dumped by someone we will all forget soon, over.
http://13-mitred-abbots.tumblr.com/
Fucking obnoxious little poseur, with the white tee shirt and gold chains and butt ugly sunglasses.
Also Lesbiebs is so fucking ignorant, if you compare him to vanilla ice to his face, he'd actually be flattered, I'm sure
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 9:46am.
I believe the only difference between them is that Vanilla Ice had pubes.
I really do hate this little shitbag. Nice gold chains, kiddo. Why don't you go take a stroll with those down in south-central.....I'd love to see the splatter-stain you leave on the pavement.
Thank you Whamo for heads up. Took me 18 clicks. :)
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 10:15am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 10:01am.
LOL! OK! I thought he was from Toronto or some shit.
Personally I think we need more white gangsta rappers from Nunavut.
The script problem is probably from the ads. Do you have Adblock?
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No adblock, will look into it, thanks
How does this kid STILL have absolutely zero muscle mass on his body? He continues to look like a 9 year old girl in spite of his apparent aging. Seriously, is this some Benjamin Buttons shit or what?
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lil pisser outta trying to act all gangsta. what a douche.
in 5 yrs you gonna be begging tourist to take your photo asshole, like in dickie roberts movie.
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Let's not forget that Usher is to blame for this idiot. Somebody call him and let him know that one of his chirruns is playing hooky from daycare.
I agree with PalatialRegalia, the commentary on this twit has always been hilarious.
Glad to see Dawn Davenport among the posters...Hope she gets her cha-cha heels this Xmas.
Apparently he's like the 2nd worst driver on the planet. Okay, third, I forgot about Ms. Bynes. He drives these $100k cars way above the speed limit and laughs when he gets pulled over. Fortunately, he lives in Cali, so he'll never lose his license or pay any kind of piper. And has a phone book big enough to sit on.
For why is he mad at the paps? He loved having his picture taken when he was trying to get fame-ass...
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
"Rebecca Romijn: only Stamos til she got famous"me
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 10:01am.
LOL! OK! I thought he was from Toronto or some shit.
Personally I think we need more white gangsta rappers from Nunavut.
The script problem is probably from the ads. Do you have Adblock?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Whamo, I get the error script pop up too but I noticed it's only on my pc not on my laptop.
Is anybody else getting a script error message box popping up? I have to hit it 25 times to get it to disappear.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 9:46am.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 9:38am.
Wasn't little Robbie Van Winkle also Candian?
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Good lord no! lol!
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 9:38am.
Wasn't little Robbie Van Winkle also Candian?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I hate this little jizz trickle.
Somebody tell this snow white fetus he's not a black gangsta. It's Vanilla Ice all over again.
crankypants..this twink is probably on his period...get him some chocolates and midol...
i love you canada, but please take this turd back...
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If he's a douche, I blame his mother/parents. They should take him back to Canada, or live somewhere, anywhere other than California/LA. What kid has that much money and fame at such a young age? It is NOT normal for any kid to be in an adult situations, supporting family, and staff members, owning huge homes, multiple cars, bikes, you name it. His entire existence is too much, even for an adult, let alone a child. If he lived in Colorado, or Arizona, he would have a semi normal off stage life. This kid is going no where but down and it's not his fault. His fan base will dry up, and his whole existence as he remembers it, will shift. He won't be the golden child, and he won't know how to accept that.
So, is he wearing a canadian version of a gold rolex? I don't like the look of it.
He can mace the paps for all I care-they are predatory vermin.
<"Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 10:41pm.
He is SO the future Porsche Boy.">
Oh please please please please.....
Submitted by Istillhavetime on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 11:52pm.
He looks like he is about to do a comedy skit on early 90's rappers. I can just picture him locked in the bathroom,staring into the mirror while rolling up his sleeve to just the perfect length,then sharply tilting his chin up,puffing out his chest,like he is going to fight his reflection.
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You nailed it!! Hehe....
So you're telling me its... normal, to dress like this? ...... I don't believe you.
We all know his star is going to burn out in his 20s. He'll be lucky if the paps are even interested in him by the time he reaches 21. At best, he'll be performing at state fairs (and he certainly won't be a headline act). I'll cut him slack, though he must be 120 lbs. and reached puberty 6 months ago, which is not helping him pull off the whole gansta thing. He's a baby and doesn't know that fame doesn't last forever. Stay tuned for Celebrity Rehab 2015 with the beibs.
LOL... ok, my 29 weeks pregnant ass was in the WORST mood until I read this post and all the comments.
This irrelevant dingleberry pisses me off to no end and watching everyone shit all over him is like a ray of sunshine to me. I know he will fall off the face of the earth eventually, but whoever said "waiting is the hardest part" was fucking RIGHT.
You know what also really annoys me about this little shite? The fact that he has a manager named SCOOTER. What the fucking FUCK?
Kid is overwhelmed. He shits gold bars everyday.
Well...we can call him the biggest douche that ever douched but he's already got more money than most make in a lifetime. Life sucks.
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lol he dresses and acts as if he's never heard his own music :D.
Aw poor him. Life is so hard for him. Boo hoo!
He looks like an idiot with his thick gold necklace, Chris Brown attitude and those stupid pants. Someone tell him he is not Vanilla Ice.
Edit: I see Vanilla Ice was mentioned already. Least I'm not alone on that thought.
I'm beginning to think that he pays these paps to follow him around and also to let themselves get attacked by him, so that people think that he's a badass. Who listen to his records, really? I only know him because he's ridiculed in every blog and also because his videos have the highest amount of dislikes on youtube.