Demi Moore's Down Low Piece Doesn't Want You To Know That He's Dating Her
If you looked at those pictures of Demi Moore twerking her coochie lips off yesterday, then I'm sure you still smell like burnt hair from your lashes getting singed by the heat she was serving. Well, say goodbye to the rest of your lashes, because here's some pictures of Demi's rumored piece giving us some "Alice the Goon farting after sucking on a lemon" hotness on Miami Beach yesterday afternoon.
26-year-old Vito Schnabel is the art dealer son of Julian Schnabel and there's rumors that Demi has been humping on him for a little while now. But while at some Art Basel event in Miami on Wednesday night, Vito told TMZ that he's not boning Tater Head's co-creator. However, a source tells Page Six that they are dating and Vito doesn't want it to get out, because he's a serious art dealer type and doesn't want to be known as Demi's cub. The source said, “Vito and Demi didn’t want to be pictured together. They want to keep their relationship as private as possible, and he is determined to be taken seriously in the art world rather than be known as a celebrity.”
Unless, Vito Schnabel finds a secret stash of Thomas Kinkade's final works, I doubt he'll ever be taken seriously in the art world. Any ho who says "I want to be taken seriously in the art world" out loud shouldn't be taken seriously in the art world. And Vito is dumb for not wanting to be photographed with this:
Demi should leave Vito in the kindergarten art room she found him in and find herself another dude. There's plenty of 20-something pieces who will openly and proudly hitch a ride on her twerk train.
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ubmitted by GreenFairy on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:13pm.
Looking at that pic, just for a second I thought this was KD Lang... >:o(
Wow that dude is oooogley :-(
Demi must be desperate...
My first thought upon seeing that pic was "What?, she's now dating K D Lang. WTF.
He's fug.
He's not hot. At all...
The dude needs muscle tone and body hair. What's-Her-Name needs a new hairstyle....Ugggh. That Morticia Addams look is bad on her.
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 5:40pm.
Thomas Kinkade wasnt he from the Partridge Family? :P
HA! No, that was RUBEN Kincaid!!!
The only thing that makes sense is if he has 9.5 inches of Hickory Farms summer snausage in those trunks.
Please text Demi to let her know that she looks amazing (amazing!) for 50 but there's nothing wrong with keeping one's dignity!
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 7:20pm.
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Ooooh, you're right... and grooving to The Macarena beat is NEVER a good sign! LMAO
I was so happy for Demi and Ashton when they first hooked up(girl power!). Now she's starting to look a little desperado. Time to move back to Idaho, Demi. Don't you own a town there, or something?
Does this remind anyone of Dina Lohan? Weird but I guess they are about the same age except Demi has earned heaps of money but this little thing above could make them sisters. Who knew.
That gif could be meme'd. It captures the moment Lenny K realizes he's in a train wreck.
Submitted by Zedrie on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 6:35pm.
LOL! Maybe Macarena also!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApC1jxemzfU
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I wonder how he feels when she tells him Ashton's penis was just a little bigger.
80's mix on the iPod; Demi moves perfectly to the beat of Milli Vanilli's 'Girl You Know It's True'.
I assume the thought of Milli Vanilli's groove is also the reason Lenny is shakin' his damn head in the background...
Looking at that pic, just for a second I thought this was KD Lang... >:o(
Wow that dude is oooogley :-(
Demi must be desperate...
Demi Moore is a hot mess! NOT HOT...JUST a hot mess!
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he's real fucking gross. he must be huge in the mens department, because i see no other way this guy is someone you'd want to have sex with.
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Looks like the offspring of Alex Van Halen to me.
Thomas Kinkade wasnt he from the Partridge Family? :P
nasty old lady fat legs SMDH
Thomas Kinkaide is the WORST. Every tacky person with no fucking taste loves his shit, and I was relieved to learn he died.
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yeah, his mother was some S. American hottie, but clearly he got Daddy's face.
so unfortunate. but then if he's banging her, he's upped the ante on his unfortunate meter as it is, so his face is the least of his problems...
what do you think he does when demi yells at him "give me some whippits?'
betcha he whips out his schlong & not a canister.
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The main takeaway from this story is that Brits call rompers "playsuits." The playsuit is what really makes her look ridonkulous.
Lenny's face in the gif says it all. If you watch it long enough it looks like hs's shaking his head, "no"!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 1:17pm.
Who is Thomas Kincade? I feel stupid.
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A now deceased famous painter
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Don't forget, he was Thomas Kinkade, PAINTER OF LIGHT.
He looks like Fenrir Greyback from Harry Potter in that picture. Fenrir on holiday in the Bahamas!
Also, that gif is simultaneously terrifying and hysterically funny.
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That's a very expensive chardonnay you're not drinking...
The hairlessness matches the baldness of his face which still looks to me like it's missing something. That baby popped out before it was done.
Just curious - is anyone on here a guy?
Man, she could be Elaine Benes's sister dancing in Seinfeld.
Someone please give Demi dancing lessons for Christmas.
I keep expecting her to do 'the kick'.
http://awesomegifs.com/2012/04/elaine-benes-dancing/
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:30pm.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:27pm.
Oh I totally believe he wants to keep their relationship under the radar
yes, you're absolutely right -- guys seem to like to nail crazy but don't like parading them around in public.
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Hahahaha! YES!
I don't give a shit who he dad is, he's FUG.
Surely Demi can do better, even if, God forbid, she has to date someone over forty.
26 going on 46
So... SHAME has nothing to do with it? C'mon, Vito.
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:24pm.
That GIF is going to give me a seizure but I can't stop looking at it. I'm half expecting something to pop out from behind the couch.
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I read it to say - I'm half expecting something to pop out from behind the CROTCH. heh!
But, yeah, that too.
Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 3:27pm.
Oh I totally believe he wants to keep their relationship under the radar
yes, you're absolutely right -- guys seem to like to nail crazy but don't like parading them around in public.
also, best gif EVER
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
"Who is Thomas Kincade? I feel stupid."
actually, princess, that makes you among the SMARTER people in the world. I feel dumber for having ever seen one of his "paintings of light"
more like paintings by Coors Light
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
Oh I totally believe he wants to keep their relationship under the radar, but I don't believe that she does for one, single, second. Demi is an attention whore of the worst kind. I think the woman is totally clueless that the whole world is laughing at her. I think in her head she believes people envy her old ass, rather than think she's a desperate old lady.
That GIF is going to give me a seizure but I can't stop looking at it. I'm half expecting something to pop out from behind the couch.
Yes, it's always a good sign when your significant other wants to keep you a secret. Doesn't want to be known "as a celebrity". Um, ok. He looks like a mixture of all the terrible features of Mayim Dr. Blossom whoever, Jamie Gertz and, well, someone really ugly.
Submitted by dementa: "I swear to you, until I scrolled down to see that dude's body, I thought he was a rather plain lesbian."
Me too! Put a turtleneck, a cashier's smock and a Wallet-on-a-chain on him and he's Judy from the supermarket.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:32pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Perfect!
Sucky & Weezy...Lmfao!!!!
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This Vito guy is 26???? I think he is not telling the truth.
*sprays Lysol around self* Just my luck! My hubs ate at my sisters house the other day and now is liquid from the neck down! But I am making him use the powder room down the hall...I dont want him fouling my bathroom.
I think Sucky should write a book...it would be a hell of a lot better than Twiturd and 50 Shades of Shit.
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Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:41pm.
lol! I forgot about the RedBull.
I can't tell if that GIF is from heaven or hell.
And how dare those paps photograph KD Lang topless!!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 12/07/2012 - 2:24pm.
Suckie, you crazy fuck! You made me LOL in the checkout line.
just saw the red bull cans in front of her, she is definately back on her sauce of choice whip its and red bull, crazy cougar!!