Demi Moore Is Doing Fine, Okay?
This is totally not what it looks like. I know it looks like Demi Moore has found the trap door at the bottom of a barrel by trolling back alleys, looking for Sharpie dealers to sell her a quick sniff. (If whippits are the cocaine of inhalers, then Sharpies are the crack of inhalers.) That's not what is going on here. Demi is simply visiting with her career. No, Demi went to the GEMS Girls Like Us Benefit Gala in NYC last night and she wasn't in the mood to pop a fake smile on the red carpet, so she used the side door. Before she went in, Demi had to close her eyes and take a moment, because smelling all that trash reminded her of all the times she'd sniff Ashton Kutcher's rancid dick bush while giving him a beej. Oh, the beautiful memories.
This week's cover of People Magazine is supposed to make you feel sorry for Demi, because apparently she's all sad in the heart from watching Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis suck on each other's tongues in public. But Demi doesn't look miserable at all. Bitch is looking good and hanging out near the dumpsters with Mr. Miyagi (I'm half Japanese, so only half of me is racist for typing that). Ashton can slather that on Mila's crotch and eat it. Yes, it's true that halfway during the event, Demi spotted a tampon vending machine in the ladies bathroom and grabbed onto it while screaming, "ASHTON, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?! WHY?!!!", but she got over it as soon as her publicist gave her a Sharpie to sniff.
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In all seriousness, she needs to have her thyroid checked. Everyone is different but that baby looks enlarged and in charge.
Those that think your glory days are only when you're 20-30...not true. I was super fab looking until I hit 50 . It's kinda downhill after that. Not that I look bad but I'm not a head turner any more.
Duh-Mi looks great ONLY because she had a ton of surgery. That said I wanna see what she would look like if she was like me..untouched by a surgeons knife all this time.
Ahhh what can you do...well make sure you develop something on the inside otherwise this is what you get.. a 50 yr old woman that's desperate to be 30 again..back off with dignity Duh-mi and lets let the new girls shine we had our turn.. :-)
Miz Vavoline
Yes she refuses to embrace the spiritual life, while all the time espousing it.
"But she got over it when her publicist gave her a Sharpie to sniff."
lololol! You know she keeps stuff like patchouli and sharpies and postage stamps in her tiny bag when she needs a hit.
I love Demi as an actress and celebrity but she's the classic example of living unconsciously. She claims to be a Kabbalist but she focuses only on the physical aspects of her existence and shows no spiritual development whatsoever. I can't help but feel sorry for her because everything she apparently values - fame, beauty, youth, wealth, etc. - can never truly fulfill her (or anyone) and she'll be helpless as her youth(ful appearance) and beauty disappear, leaving her utterly miserable. I hope she wakes up on a deep level sometime soon.
bmitted by Puppy Love on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:55pm.
The thing is, Demi actually looks pretty damn good for her age but she won't accept that for what it is. Yes it sucks to get old in some ways; you can't eat and drink like you used to be able to and you aren't going to turn heads like you did in your 20s & 30s. But woman, you had your turn at being young, it's their turn now, get the fuck over it and enjoy life as a nice-looking almost 50-year-old with tons of money and the ability to do almost anything you want--EXCEPT BE YOUNG AGAIN.
Deal with it.
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Sumadis wif a side order of dis up here.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The thing is, Demi actually looks pretty damn good for her age but she won't accept that for what it is. Yes it sucks to get old in some ways; you can't eat and drink like you used to be able to and you aren't going to turn heads like you did in your 20s & 30s. But woman, you had your turn at being young, it's their turn now, get the fuck over it and enjoy life as a nice-looking almost 50-year-old with tons of money and the ability to do almost anything you want--EXCEPT BE YOUNG AGAIN.
Deal with it.
You hit the nail on the head. Bravo!
"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"
Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 8:19pm.
hear hear tiger!
she is 2 years older than selma who is embracing her lines, and I would KILL to look like at that age.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Salma_Hayek_Dea...
http://content7.flixster.com/rtactor/40/60/40605_pro.jpg
Demi would do well to watch how Selma walks in to a room with complete confidence and pwns anyone of any age in the room...including the 20 year olds.
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AFUCKINMEN! You don't see Selma tweating bikini pics of herself, smoking gas station weed with whippet chasers and marrying someone young enough to be her son. NAW! Bitch is WERKIN' IT age appropriately and HWATLY too!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hear hear tiger!
she is 2 years older than selma who is embracing her lines, and I would KILL to look like at that age.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Salma_Hayek_Dea...
http://content7.flixster.com/rtactor/40/60/40605_pro.jpg
Demi would do well to watch how Selma walks in to a room with complete confidence and pwns anyone of any age in the room...including the 20 year olds.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 7:45pm.
@ TigerLily Well said!
It looks like she's had her eyes tweaked recently. It must be horrible to be so attached to your looks that it becomes your entire identity.
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Yeah, there's nothing wrong with wanting to look good, but listen to me whores and listen good, Mother Nature DO NOT PLAY. Plastic surgeons may be able to fuck with her for a while, but that bitch gonna win in the end. I don't care WHO you are or what plastic surgeon you go to. Once your twenties are over THEY ARE OVER. DONE. Stick a fork in it. The longer you think you can compete with a 20 something year old in the beauty/youth arena, the more pathetic you look. And I'm not saying there aren't 40 year olds who can blow some 20 somethings away, I'm not saying that BUT they are rare AND they understand the sexual appeal of an older woman which includes NOT bothering to compete with the 20 somethings. Demi ain't one of those and it's a damn shame because she is a beautiful woman who looks fabulous for her age (latest eye tweak aside).
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ TigerLily Well said!
It looks like she's had her eyes tweaked recently. It must be horrible to be so attached to your looks that it becomes your entire identity.
Will this woman EVER accept the FACT that she's NOT YOUNG anymore? I mean Christ on a cracker with squirty cheese on top (I'm KLASSY like that), STOP THE MADNESS! No one is gonna win the 'war against aging'. You can win a couple of battles, yes, but since it's time to put down the gas station weed and whippets whilst partying with 20 year olds, it's also time to start rethinking the needle full of botox and fillers. Why? Well, you couldn't keep your MUCH younger lover from cheating on you with a 21 year old and he left your ass for MUCH younger hot piece AGAIN. Yeah, it's time to do the unthinkable, Demi. ACT and BE your age.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mickey, Bizzarelife, ITA. Not sure how much people care about this trio except to say they dislike douchestain!
Poor little kids though, that makes me so sad! ;(
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ohhh in that last picture she is totally bitching him out "you TOLD me this way in was private"
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"how many times do I have to tell you to stop with that wax-on-wax-off shit!"
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If you want a good laugh you should see Ashton in the butterfly effect.
Demi has perfect hair
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:46pm.
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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:57pm.
"I just read a story on Facebook about this Mom who just lost her son to cancer. A little boy with cancer. I just spoke to a co worker who told me her granddaughter may only have a 40% chance of survival. She has a virulent form of leukemia.
Not to bum anyone out, it is just that these people are horrendously spoiled. They have lost all sense, and are out of touch with reality. Get with the program and appreciate what you have!"
^^^This says it all.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
All that Red Bull and whippets and spice messed up her thyroid, poor thing. :(
I must also cosign with everyone saying Ashton is talentless and unattractive. He's good at being loud, looking homeless, and wearing baseball caps. That's pretty much it.
There's a picture of Demi on People wearing this outfit/carrying the same tiny purse and smiling the most miserable half smile of all time. She is a mess, but even if she wasn't sad over AssStain, she'd still have issues I feel. I think it's more deeply rooted than that.
charlottecorday -- me, too, hon. I think ASSton has no talent and is, to me, unfortunate-looking. I've lots of posts on different blogs where girls have said, "he's so fucking hot!" and I'm like WHAT? He can't act and is extremely unfunny. I don't get it at all. His success is inexplicable to me.
bambam -- I hear ya.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Yeah, Kizzy, I'm no expert on alts, and I like it that way. COMINGBACK's posts were pure gold, though!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hilarious post and this has to be THE CELEBRITY PHOTOSET of the year: In front of a full dumpster chased down by Japanese tourists. This is right out of AbFab. Passing out drunk there and waking up on barge headed on the Thames to a landfill.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:10pm.
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Adnan's the cabbie with the torn fishnets hanging from the rearview mirror. I'm still stupid on the whole alts thing, I thought comingback was lovesangelina, which shows how much I know, LOL
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Wish I understood the magic of Kucher. Neither funny or good looking, he is treated as both.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 11:57am.
You are my new bested Dlisted buddy. I feel the same way you do. I have some freaking wrinkles so BFD. I'm never getting botoxed, lipo'd or any of that crap. There's more important and FUN things to do in life than worry about how you look every minute of the day.
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Cheers!! Hell yeah, that liquor ain't gonna just drink itself!! ROFL
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:26pm.
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Heh. Got a call last nite about this very subject. Somebody hadn't had any in a long while, wondered if I felt like they did, how a hit or two would be nice about right now. Damn skippy it would. I feel ya on this one.
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You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:41pm.
LOL I caught that too. Sure thought he said Japanese one time, then Chinese and I thought I must have read it wrong and now Japanese. I'm only nosey because Mr. Pushy is half Japanese.
Makes no difference really. I bet he's a cutie.
UBF - I don't think it's available for another day or so. Hulu has teasers but not the full episode, neither does FX
She doesnt need to sniff a Sharpie to get high. All she needs to do is go to the nearest massage parlor and sniff John Travolta's head.
Party on, jack! Back in the day.....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Whamo I think you're right that none of them really give a crap about each other, but I think they all want to keep the story in the tabloids because without it they are all pretty boring. It's such a tired story anyway but it never goes away even almost a decade later lol
Perception is reality unless someone is very good at stepping outside of their own head. In this case, a dysfunctional and depressed head. One million people probably aren't wrong, Demi. He's a douche. He started cheating on her public with young girls because he knew it would hurt and humiliate her age obsessed, lack of confidence self. He stuck one hell of a knife in her back. Put your big girl panties on and fake it til you make it.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:46pm.
(WahWahWahWahahhhh)
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L.O.L.!
*goes to head shop during lunch break*
*grabs cartridges, big balloon and a "cracker"*
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Does anyone know where to find last night s AHS episode online? I fell asleep in the second commercial break..*shameface*
Twatty - you can back on topic by doing Whip-its like Demi! (WahWahWahWahahhhh)
I hear you about the weed.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:09pm.
OMFG I AM GOING TO FUCKING QUIT MY JOB. FUCK THIS.
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M.E. - I hear you, believe me. I totally busted my ass working on multiple projects, managing multi-million dollar accounts, AND training others at the same time. I successfully spearheaded a global effing project.
Do you want to know how my final review went? Relatively well, but my boss still had to get in one final jab - "Your confidence level is just not there". OKAY....if my confidence level was just not there, then how in the hell would I be able to get anything done?
She gave a ton of money as a reward to my team lead. My team lead did about a 1/4 of the work I did.
I am also studying for an entrance exam. Every time I think about this job, it worries me that I will always be here. It's good pay, good benefits, and SUCKY work. Plus, the people totally suck. Political to no end.
I guess we all have our problems at work. I just keep a positive mindset that it will work out.
***It will work out for you, M.E.! I am pulling for you!
Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:20pm.
I think you are right about her lips. Maybe too much botox or juvederm on those smile lines too?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Not only is the purse useless, it doesn't match and it looks like she dug it out of the discount bin at Marshall's.
I kinda love the hoboesque gentleman with the sharpie for being such a pest. It looks like he's trying to get her to sign a piece of cardboard with duct tape wrapped around it. You know, to make it fancy-like.
GG & 68Special -- don't get me wrong, people, I'm not a pot head, but it would just be nice to have a joint every now & then, you know? I agree, it would be nice to have access to some weed without fear of getting busted for it. I have severe anxiety, and I know that in CA I could get a doctor to give me a scrip for medicinal marijuana. I just don't know why marijuana is even an issue anymore yet people can drink themselves silly, get in a car and can possibly kill people. Sorry, peeps, I'm getting off topic here.
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Sorry for going all OT. It started when we were commenting about Demi walking around with a tiny purse with all her shit in her other hand. Things spun off from there.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Is she sneaking into the benefit through the kitchen? Why is she hanging around near the LITERAL garbage?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Does Ashton have a platinum penis? A french tickler tongue?
I don't get it.
Skinny Fat - I usually love my job, but I am getting sick and fucking tired of the double standard in here, and the complete lack of respect for those of us busting our fucking asses.
Submitted by Kizzy on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:10pm.
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Sofa batteries and cans of green beans!! (and my all time fave)- You can't stop her boot clap with a butt slap!!
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LOL! OK?!!! I still wonder who COMINGBACK was. Could have been a couple of people. I think there were some copycats.
I wonder what cousin Allie and assistant Carla are doing. I wonder if Shitney's old torn fishnets ever made it to the garbage can.
I wonder what color cab Adnan is driving.
Turns out, COMINGBACK was right all along! Let THAT charge your sofa batteries!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*wades into the pseudo open post to comment on topic*
I think she can't smile cause her lips are jacked up.
one of these days, she will look back on this time of her life and cackle with laughter, saying, "I was sad over that dork? What an idiot! hahahahahahahahah"
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Amnesty International
Shine a Light
How does Asston Cooter have not one, but TWO hot women salivating over his stupid ass?
I just don't understand.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:53pm.
Whamo lol. I don't really care for Jennifer Aniston or Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
It's just we hear about poor Jenn, Brad cheated on her 8 years ago she's still so sad blah blah whenever she's single
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LOL ya I know but ALL of this is just tabloid talk. I honestly don't think for a minute, Jen OR Brad and Heroina dwell on any of it at all. I think they are all well over it actually. I know the tabs SAY Jen is lonely but that doesn't mean she actually is. It's all shits and giggles lol!
Hell she's rich, pretty and sleepin with dudes (or chicks) when she wants to and now found a permanent dude so power to her I would think she's happy.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 1:09pm.
OMFG I AM GOING TO FUCKING QUIT MY JOB. FUCK THIS.
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I FEEL FUCKING WAY EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!! but who's gonna pay my bills. seriously, my job is torture and so is my commute.
Um...Twatty do they have a SPECIFIC area where they burn the pot plants? Next time I'll meet you there with a big bag of Doritos.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012