Kate Gosselin Is A Natural Beauty Who Gets Younger With Age, Obviously
Any plastic surgeon who compares Kate Gosselin's pre-fame whore face (side note: Kate's glorious hair in that picture is making me do the reverse Baumgartner) to her full-on fame whore face will tell you that a Botox needle has never touched her mug and age is what naturally transformed her face into that of a plastic devil covered in sheets of wax. Kate was on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last week and Andy Cohen asked her about the rumor that she nipped and tucked her face almost the same way she nipped Jon's balls off and tucked his dick in. Kate brought the laughs when she said she has something called THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT. via UsWeekly:
"I am probably one of the rare few who de-age," Gosselin -- who welcomed sextuplets in 2004 -- told Bravo's Andy Cohen during an appearance last week on Watch What Happens Live. Cohen wondered aloud about Gosselin's potential enhancement after he showed off a "vintage" picture of Gosselin famously taken three days after she welcomed her babies with ex-husband Jon.
Kate Gosselin is a lying dumb ass, but I actually believe her this time. Kate didn't get Botox. Kate's eyebrows are naturally frozen in the Lucifer position, because that's the face she makes when she beats her kids with THE WOODEN SPOON OF DOOM and she does that a lot, so her brows just stayed that way. Kate has no open pores, because she fills them with the fear of innocent animals when she curses them out. And that's not sparkly make-up on Kate's lids. You see, one day one of her daughters came home from school and told Kate that her teacher said she can do anything in life and should reach for the stars. So being the dream-killing bitch that she is, Kate reached for the stars, grabbed them, threw them to the ground, stomped them into dust and smeared that star dust all over her eyes as her daughter cried.
See! Kate didn't have any plastic surgery. Being a cunt is her beauty secret.
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She has the appropriate amount of wrinkles for a woman her age, and clearly has little to no Botox and fillers at the time of the photo. Her eyebrows are arched because she's looking up and to the side. Her nose looks natural. She looks far better than ten years ago, as many women who make an effort do.
I get that people hate her but her the comments about her appearance at grasping at straws.
I hate this woman. She's a self absorbed no talent cunt whose 5 minutes are finally UP.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
she's got that arched brow and bitch face that my mom had when we knew we were in deep doo doo..
Just read this morning that she got fired from her couponing job. ahahahaha next stop Octomom porn.
The muscle above her right eyebrow is working for it's LIFE in that shot.
She doesn't look like she has had that much work done. I mean she really isn't that old. She has the bad "parantheses" around her lips, so she isn't getting them filled in yet!
She will eventually need a facelift to get rid of those lines. A filler can only do so much before it just starts sinking further down her face...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:12pm.
I know what you mean. There are people out there, even actors, who are homely or funny-looking but you don't notice or care. Their looks just sort of get eclipsed.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
she has to get these procedures done - she's going to make her living being a celebrity mother. she's not going to work a desk job to feed her fifty kids.
I took a gander at the blog she wrote and the comments to the phoney crap she wrote were Wicked!! Who knew couponers were secret Dlisters!!
That was a bad move to bring her in. I knew that stunt would fail miserably!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
The fact that that idiot Andy Cohen has people like Kate Gosselin on his useless non-show is proof that he is nothing but tv pollution. Kate Gosselin? The only good thing about Bravo TV is Kathy Griffin.
De-aging via Botox and fillers, what a total cunt!
The owner of Coupon Cabin thew EPIC shade on Kate when he said "We wish Kate, her family and her support staff all the best" which translates into "Bitch came in here with a bodyguard! A BODYGUARD!". Bye ho. The bottom of the barrel is waiting for you.
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Submitted by Paige123 on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 6:47pm.
She should go back to nursing. I bet she was the mean bitchy kind of nurse :( that yells at people all the time.
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She would NEVER go back to being a nurse. That is manual labor and Kate sees herself as a STAR now.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
What can you say about a person who is completely estranged from her family because she is a greedy, selfish, nasty hag? Agree with Whamo et al. Kate is is ugly inside and out. She received free plastic surgery (lipo and skin removal) when the show was filming and obviously has more work done, e.g. teeth. I watched several episodes of the original show and was repulsed by her bullying behaviour towards her husband and children. I'm ashamed for Andy Cohen; promoting her on his show, especially next to a class act like Morgan Fairchild.
Why do they still interview this cunt? She's disgusting.
her bitchiness is the only thing sexy about her
Just noticed...her teeth look like they're made of milk glass.
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
I admit that I know women who prime at 44-45, but Kate is just a phoney. And she has never been pretty.
Karma - bitch got fired!
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coupon cabin has fired her nasty old ass.
http://www.couponcabin.com/blog/2012/10/16/letter-from-couponcabin-ceo/
Submitted by GingerSoul on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:00pm.
The last time I saw eyebrows like that Jack Nicholson was chopping down a door with an axe trying to get to Shelly Duvall.
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LOL!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:12pm.
She's incredibly ugly on the inside. Objectively speaking she is an attractive woman. But if you see her speak even one sentence, the ugly spills out.
It's funny because I was watching. Linda Hunt on some show and while she is homely on the outside, I know that she is an intelligent decent person who has been with her partner for decades and that makes her lovely to me.
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I heart you for saying this. (not in a lesbionic way, of course! I don't want Jack and the other straight boys to get too excited fer nuthin'!)
I can never erase the image of her post-baby stomach sag she felt compelled to share. I know these things happen and shit, but damn, that upset me. Kept it to yourself, please!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
She should go back to nursing. I bet she was the mean bitchy kind of nurse :( that yells at people all the time.
nothing reveals the true character of an individual than the way they treat their animals...it also speaks volumes about how the individual probably treats their children
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I can't stand this attention seeking yak.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:25pm.
LOL Kim K has gained 28 pounds (at least) since she started dating Kanye
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This is the problem with those that build their career of NOTHING except sex and looks. It's OK to have looks when you are a talented actress. When the looks fade, then you graduate to other roles.
What is this heffer going to do now? If I was her, I would give it a rest already. INVEST that money and move on and away from the public eye. Quit putting on the chub. Ordinarily, I am the absolute LAST person to criticize any person for their weight, but she is ridiculous. GET A TRAINER, already. Just do it. This is all you got. It's your whole job...WTH?
ubmitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:15pm.
Hekki -- when I heard that this cunt was treating the dogs poorly, I had it with her. I usually reserve the "C" word for those who are truly the most vile. Those dogs are members of the family & are truly helpless. I'm glad they were given back to the breeder so they can be properly taken care of. I'm a huge animal lover BTW.
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...nothing reveals the true character of an individual than the way they treat their animals...it also speaks volumes about how the individual probably treats their children...
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Uggg I hate that I'm even going to say this but she looks really good (for a cunt). I don't think she messed with her face, it's professional makeup & hair. I'd die for her body but I'm not that motivated LOL Now I gotta go shower with 409 because I just paid this heffa a compliment.
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Submitted by Paige123 on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:02pm.
She is a better Mom than octo Mom....... that is saying something.
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Yeah, but so are hamsters that eat their young. I think she's lying but I can't be bothered to care. Her 15 minutes are up.
1) I'm pretty sure she admitted to having plastic surgery (tummy tuck & bewbs) awhile back, but if she's referring only to her face...I guess she may be *technically* correct. Many don't consider vats of Botox to be plastic surgery. Girlfriend probably had most of her actual skin chemically peeled off, too.
2) Not defending her - but I think I might be a bit of a harpy-bitch if I was raising 250 children and that ex of hers (not that she can use him as an excuse anymore).
3) She really needs to get a REAL job and start taking care of her children - out of the spotlight.
4) I just can't with TLC anymore.
Submitted by Cowjam on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 5:17pm.
@ Anniefila:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/kate-gosselin-fired-coupon...
Now you won't have to wait so long on line behind her at the supermarket check-out. She won't have all those coupons.
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I didn't know she was still working with them. Oh well, she's ass out... AGAIN!
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Why do people insist on bringing her back from TV death?
She's irrelevant, a complete beyotch, and just one rung up from Octomom in mothering skills. And that face is as real as a dessert tray.
@ Anniefila:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/10/kate-gosselin-fired-coupon...
Now you won't have to wait so long on line behind her at the supermarket check-out. She won't have all those coupons.
Another scary thing.....that pic of Kim K's huge fat ass in those shiny jeans....Thanks guest!
I just noticed the little dab of spittle on the lower lip.
Bitch just got fired from only job she had. LA la la la la la. Coupon Cabin dumped her and her fake running Marathon trips. Now will she have the money to keep paying her high priced L.A. lawyers to keep stopping that book that is out about here that Amazon suspended for now. It was out two days and boy oh boy the scoop in there was a big eyeopener.
BITCH JUST GOT FIRED A FEW HOURS AGO FROM HER ONLY GIG----COUPON CABIN.
I live in her town. No one here likes her. When you see her in person before and after you can tell her boobs are fake just like her TV interview personality. She really played it up on The Katie Couric show as wonder Mom. She said she has no time too busy to date but when later asked if true she is trying to get a Dating Show she said yes. Not too busy to date on a f_ckin show. That yeller hair, fake teeth and boobs etc. doesn't make up for the fact she is a skank, famewhore nasty bitch not the Born Again goody Christian she professes to be.
She is a better Mom than octo Mom....... that is saying something.
She has eight kids. There is no way her face, hair and body wouldn't be showing that stress unless there's some plastic surgery involved.
A woman with one kids has bags under her eyes. This fool is fooling no one.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:17pm.
remember when all our avies had the possum hair? good times!
Yes...even I had one...shameface!
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enough with this bitch - she's a useless waste of space. and DUH, does she think we're ALL blind to NOT notice how she went from a frowzy nurse with a litter of turkey-basted kiddies to a younger-than-springtime famewhore who has her plastic surgeon on speed dial??
asswipe...
Kate Gosselin didn't have plastic surgery? Sure. Neither did Cher or Michael Jackson... they were all de-aging.
I saw the interview and Andy Cohen should have laughed her off the stage. What was MORE of an insult was Cohen had Morgan Fairchild on with Gosselin and I was like, what???? That's an insult to Fairchild. Fairchild is an actress and a star and Gosselin ain't shit.
Can't stand that bitch. She can't stand that no one gives a shit about her anymore and is begging to get on TV in some shape or form.
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"That shit was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan's soup kitchen visit."- MK, 10/16/12
Shame on Andy Cohen for having this b*tch on his show. Her 15 minutes are up.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Twatty: yup. Another sign of the ugliness inside her. Wish those dogs had given her some of her own medicine. But they had better breeding.
Kim has! I really liked that skirt she was pantiless in & the silver pumps.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:15pm.
Hey Twatty, you asked me about Tina Fey and Centy story, I just responded in Tina thread.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 4:25pm.
LOL Kim K has gained 28 pounds (at least) since she started dating Kanye
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2218595/The-new-workout-pla...
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So she's a size 12! Usually your face gets fatter but hers doesn't look that different...maybe because of multiple surgeries? Anybody know?
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This cunt. Go the fuck away, already, and take care of your child army, you plastic surgeried whore. Why this breeder remains - or became - relevant boggles the mind.
Fucking bitch.
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