It's Always That Work Bitch
You know that sick, insecure feeling you get when you roll up to your piece's job (or drive thru, whatever) and get a look at their hotter than you coworker? And there they are, doing teamwork shit and laughing, and being way too close to each other you're trying to wish that bitch away like the kid in Creepshow? And then you break up later and he starts humping on said piece, or maybe they'd been boning in the walk in cooler all along? Well US says that Demi Moore is just like us, except with a lot more money and a lot less sense.
An insider named Demi tells US Magazine that Demi has the sads that her almost ex Ashton Kutcher and his old 70's Show castmate Mila Kunis are doing it. DUH. I'd like to throw some shade, but I kind of feel sorry for her ass. It has to suck to work so hard tweeting bikini pics of yourself, getting fillers, doing chicken dances and all that only to have to hand your hubby over to THAT SHADY WORK BITCH in the end. I just hope she can put it in perspective, realize that this is fucking KELSO we're talking about and just be glad that Mila took that stank trash to the curb for her.
Demi needs to throw on her best fuck me pumps, down a couple of Red Bulls, huff a can of whipped cream and get her sad ass back on the stroll. As all old hoes know, the best way to get over a piece is to get under a new one.
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Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:36am.
It sucks to get older. I drink my vodka and read web doctor with my aches and pains. But hell, she has a load of money, could do so many cool things, and she frets over Ashton Kutcher ? Screw it. Moping around makes her seem pathetic. Get out and enjoy life while you can, bitch.
As I was reading your post I'm thinking I totally agree, with what you're saying - I'd be out everywhere, enjoying and exploring as much as I can.
And then I mentally added the thought, automatic extension of the thought...it would be great to share that with someone...hmmm
life's a bitch, can we ever have it all?
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It sucks to get older. I drink my vodka and read web doctor with my aches and pains. But hell, she has a load of money, could do so many cool things, and she frets over Ashton Kutcher ? Screw it. Moping around makes her seem pathetic. Get out and enjoy life while you can, bitch.
I feel sorry for her. She'll be 50 next month...and she is not digggin it. Gives me the sads to look at her.
Bitch needs to trade up with a filthy rich shipping heir. Fuck Ass stain. Anyone with at least a pea sized intellect knows he's a major douche.
Demi needs to get her head straight and grow the f-ck up.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:59pm.
That sounds like great advice! Accept who you are and be happy!
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It's sad that she can't look back at her career & past status as a sex symbol & be satisfied. Who gives a crap about that man-boy Asston? Get a real, mature man your own age, concentrate on your family, & be happy. It's really not that hard.
What Demi needs to understand is she's doing the equivalent of chasing the dragon with her obsessive youth quest. Yeah, you can turn back the clock a few years FOR A WHILE and you can look 'youthful' for your age for a long time if you do the right things, but I don't care who you are, once your 20's are done, they're done. Same thing for your 30's once you hit the 45-50 range. You may be able to fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. Get over yourself, Demi. You had a LONG run in the sun. The sun has set, honey. Be a beautiful 50 year old who, on a good day, could pass for 40. Don't pass that up cuz it's only a matter of time until THAT isn't even the case...tic,toc....So sad a woman who has SOOOO much can enjoy so little about her life because she's chasing the dragon.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is this how Tea Leoni feels too??
And this is why unemployed men are underrated. Thank goddess for this economy!
I got the work bitch look twice, and the dudes were ugly and had no interest in me whatsoever. And so I laughed whenever the home bitch walked into the store and made evil faces. I might not be the
"work bitch" but I can be the bitch bitch.I'm done sucking up to insecure people like that.
@ Terri - I bow to you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:18pm.
Ugh, I worked with a girl who tried to make ME the work bitch. She was always running around telling people how I fucked her husband, except she left out the part where I fucked her husband before he was even her boyfriend.
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As one work bitch to another, the proper bitch response is: "he was such a bad fuck, I tossed him back. I"m so glad you two are happy together. Did he ever get over his premature ejaculation problems?"
"As all old hoes know, the best way to get over a piece is to get under a new one."
THIS needs to be on one of those inspiration photos with the sunrise/sunset, pretty butterflies, and rainbows. What a positive affirmation! XD
yo demi you aint 20 and the delorean time machine aint gonna take your ass back to 1984.
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Demi might be a lot happier in her life if she quit trying to look like a 22 year old. Obviously she acts like one but she can't fight mother nature forever it's a losing battle.
If Demi continued to just be herself instead of trying to be younger, she and Ashton could still be together. Just my guess.
I think she was trying to be younger and he didn't want that. If he did, he would have got it from the git go.
Submitted by how dare you on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:01pm.
Can anybody link me to the orginal caption this contest based on Das ist ein Dreck's icon?
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http://www.dlisted.com/2012/02/14/caption-contest-february-14th
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For some reason, I always thought that was Nicole Richie.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Mila didn't get with Ashton years ago because he was all about finding someone who could open doors and take his career to the next level. Even if it was just by getting on the cover of People. Demi served her purpose. All he had to do is shred what little confidence she had in herself and drive her into crazy town mode. Then Bam he splits for younger ground. Well played douche stain.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:52pm.
Whenever I see picture of Demi, all of think of is that pic of her gorilla crotch
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Yeah, that sure as hell cant be unseen! *books waxing appointment*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Haahaaahaaaaahaa! I am the goodlooking co-worker that wives love to hate. I have to actually be super nice to these wives and even flirt with them to change their point of views. Give me more respect than that ladies. I don't do married people. If I want your man, I will just wait for the divorce. Lol
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:33pm.
That was one of the funniest CT's ever - all of the winners/RU's were hysterical (especially since I understood all of them).
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Ugh. I had to LOL at the "She's a dyke" line. My retarded ex husband used to spend all his time with this chick he worked with, and 'cause he was a damn tweeker he'd be up all night talking to her on the phone FOR HOURS. I used to get SOOO upset and jealous especially 'cause he was such an ass to me. Anyway, THE ONLY REASON (besides the fact that I was dumb & stupid) I believed him was that they BOTH worked as mechanics. So she MAY have actually been a dyke. I'm so relieved I no longer give a shit. Stupid Demi. Though I kinda feel sorry for her only 'cause she has to go through this publicly & getting old is a BITCH. I ought to know. I just turned an age which I. Will. Not. Acknowledge.
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Submitted by how dare you on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:32pm.
Hahahahahahahaa!! the chick on the far left makes me laugh every time...
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:01pm.
Can anybody link me to the orginal caption this contest based on Das ist ein Dreck's icon?
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http://www.dlisted.com/2012/02/14/caption-contest-february-14th
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GI Jane where did you go?
Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 2:54pm.
A-haha, a-hahaha.
Call me evil but i am positively amused when a barely talented barely above average looking bitch who paid 2 million dollars to look forever 21 eventually gets oldieOLD without the least bit of dignity or class.
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Can anybody link me to the orginal caption this contest based on Das ist ein Dreck's icon?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahaha YES! It was Twilight Zone. That creepy little boy "wishing people into the field" and turning that drunk guy into a jack-in-the-box.
That said, she should have stayed with Emilio. I bet then her kids may have had a shot of being somewhat normal looking.
A-haha, a-hahaha.
Call me evil but i am positively amused when a barely talented barely above average looking bitch who paid 2 million dollars to look forever 21 eventually gets oldieOLD without the least bit of dignity or class.
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Whenever I see picture of Demi, all of think of is that pic of her gorilla crotch
I sort of feel bad for Demi. On the other hand, I sort of feel bad for Mila, as she's the one who now has to be with Doucheter.
Demi should start hanging out with Mac Culkin or Wilmer Valderammalammadingdong. Going for long walks in the park, getting lattes in matching outfits, smooching on a rock.
Not Creepshow, it was Twilight Zone....anyway, enough about my nerdiness. Ashton always looks as if he smells bad. And anyway, I like my men with some brains and he definitely doesn't have that.
I always wonder about pretty but dumb people....were they always dumb or are they like my niece who was smart but lost it because she always got by on her looks. Pretty doesn't work to well one you grow up or at lease for her it doesn't.
This whole old piece/new piece post had me on the floor.Oh...and Mila is hot. Demi needs to go find her an Argentine polo gigolo.
demi should be teaching those fug daughters of hers how to successfully blend their makeup...gawd knows they need every bit of beauty advice she can give...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Ah, yes. Nothing like a howorker to help wreck a marriage...
Why do you think the personnel turnover is so high in doctors' offices? Well, that's not the only reason, but it's an ongoing factor for many. Like a damn, swinging bordello door on the way in and out.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:44pm.
And Demi is way hotter and a much better actress than Mila.
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I think Mila is hot but Demi was very pretty back in the day for sure. I also think Demi's not that bad and actor at all, I've seen a lot worse. JMO anyway:)
I hate Ashton. He seems like the type who still probably calls and texts Demi once in awhile just to Fuck with her. He played the same kinda head games with Brittany Murphy. And January Jones (I know) said he used to tell her she was fat and other shit to make her feel bad about herself.
I hope Mila is the one to dump his ass & give him a taste of his own medicine.
I really just feel sorry for her. Just goes to show that all the money and good looks in the world can't buy you happiness.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
LOL @ the tag "saddemi"
she needs to look at my siggy quote!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:40pm.
Mila getting sexiest woman alive will prolly give her that little nudge over the edge to huffy town again.
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I forgot about that. Yes - if the guy I was still pining over left me for someone that just got sexiest woman alive award I would want to off myself.
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especially for someone like Demi, who would sell Rumer to the Rumplestiltskin to be sexiest woman alive again!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
So, she married a man almost old enough to be her son and thought they would trek over The Rainbow Bridge together? Ashton is a silly little man. Case in point, watching them on Larry King Live where he dominates the show with his drivel and Demi just sits there with google eyes acting like he just won the Nobel Prize.
Ugh, I worked with a girl who tried to make ME the work bitch. She was always running around telling people how I fucked her husband, except she left out the part where I fucked her husband before he was even her boyfriend. All three of us worked on the same floor. I'll admit it was a bad decision on my part, but I still don't understand why she got all pissy. Maybe she didn't want the world to know that she married someone with a Lil Smokie sized dick & decided to premptively make me look bad.
This made me lol!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:44pm.
And Demi is way hotter and a much better actress than Mila.
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Demi is a CRAP actress who has relied solely on her looks (which is why now she is obsessively 'preserving' those looks but it ain't working hon). She ain't hot with those grandma knees and horse teeth.
Mila's talented, young and beautiful. There's no comparison.
my piece and I worked together (I know, shut up.) and his side piece also worked with us and we actually hung out together quite a bit outside of work.
Thaaaaaat was fun. I did not handle it well. They both went off to be doctors and are both in med school now. I'm the Demi in that situation.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:44pm.
she said 'well, if you plan on her doing the same shit I have done you better damn well make sure she knows "short hand"'... :(
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LOL, she must be a DYKE!
I have a hard time believing Demi was that immature before she met Asstain. I think she digressed mentally to be on the same level as the Asstain, the guy that has the IQ of an over-energetic labrador retriever.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat: "LOL at the men who say I THINK SHE'S A DYKE!!! hahahahaaa!!! "
You never used that line?
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Oh, absolutely... it is one of my favorites. My gf says I know more lesbians than anyone she's ever seen...
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers