Friday, September 21st 2012
Jill Biden Finally Gets Into The Big Issues That Really Matter
Jill Biden spoke to my soul (and the thing that rhymes with soul, sorry) today when she unintentionally (yeah, right) made a joke about how Joe Biden's peen is so large it's got its own set of porcelain veneers. "You can hear the urgency in his voice when he comes...." should go on every Obama/Biden bumper sticker, t-shirt, thong, etc!
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Biden is not only is stupid but a liar. He continues to lie about his wife getting killed by a drunk driver when in fact, she pulled out in front of said driver who was completely sober.
His lies continue to put blame on an innocent man and his family.
He has been so entrenched in the politics of Washington that you would be hard pressed to find a more corrupt politician.
Submitted by cprincess on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:37pm.
I think Joe's kinds hot for an old dude plus the fact he knows wtf he's talking about
I have said the same thing and my brother and husband laughed me out of the room for it. I respect Biden as a person. When his wife and daughter died and sons were injured, he was there. He wasn't the usual Washington wonk dad who sees his kids after the session is over. He even got a nickname (Amtrak Joe) because he commuted back and forth to be a dad. And a good 5 years later, he married Jill (a nice part-italian Jersey girl, and I love that).
I know he has a bad rep for putting his foot in his mouth, but I like that about him! It makes him seem real, unlike some of the polished political robots out there. Also, his foreign policy knowledge is through the roof, which is helpful to this administration. Plus, I want my VP to be able to laugh at a dick joke! :)
Joe reminds of my dad after he had a few drinks ( RIP dad ). I can't hate on him. I like Jill Biden too.
LMAO!
Come on...politics aside, people, that was funny!
Jill is a delightful person and not a dummy at all. She's a professor, for pete's sake!
I honestly don't think Joe is "sticking it" into any interns or whatnot. It's pretty clear he adores his wife and with a wife that gorgeous and adorable, why would he look elsewhere?
Why you guys ragging on Jill Biden and calling her a dummy?
She accidentally made a 'big dick joke' -- she immediately got why the audience laughed -- and she blushed and laughed with her husband. It was all kind of ADORABLE, and they seem really into each other.
Trust, if Ann Romney had made the same slip, she she would have snapped "That's enough laughter from YOU PEOPLE."
If Janna Ryan had made the same slip, her cervix would have shattered into an thousand ice crystals.
Unlike Ann Romney who I like less every time she speaks, I like Jill MORE after this.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 1:37am.
How dare anyone call GWB and Palin "dumb" when this numnuts exists. Biden is the dumbest politician I've EVER seen or read about. I mean, Obama rolls his eyes every time that idiot talks.
Apparently, his wife isn't any smarter.
Submitted by al92lt1 on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 11:35am.
Wow, these 2 idiots really deserve each other.
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This is embarassing. Seriously. It doesn't make Joe Biden look bad when you parrot shouty teevee/AM radio propaganda, it just makes you look misinformed.
Biden has played the part for years and the people who seriously believe the herpy derpy jokes about him are too slow bus to figure it out. But go on ahead, keep it up so the rest of us can easily identify you as someone that lacks the basic skills to spot game and respond to you accordingly.
glambert you'd think you'd get the point with 30 postss here that posters here don't want to see political bashing anymore. dummy
Wow, these 2 idiots really deserve each other.
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 1:37am.
How dare anyone call GWB and Palin "dumb" when this numnuts exists. Biden is the dumbest politician I've EVER seen or read about. I mean, Obama rolls his eyes every time that idiot talks.
Apparently, his wife isn't any smarter.
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Perhaps it's because Jill Biden made a "funny" which she clearly acknowledged!(she realized it was funny and laughed about it with the crowd and her Husband)
She isn't like Palin claiming she can keep an eye on Russia because she was the mayor of Crystal Meth, Alaska! Jill also doesn't think dinosaurs existed 2000 years ago.
As for cokey alcoholic GWB....Let's not pretend that his Daddy and Jeb didn't really run the country when he was president(the same with Bill and Hillary....she was running the country....not Bill)
Anyway gladyslove....how many troll aliases do you have??? You have been banned multiple times now!
How dare anyone call GWB and Palin "dumb" when this numnuts exists. Biden is the dumbest politician I've EVER seen or read about. I mean, Obama rolls his eyes every time that idiot talks.
Apparently, his wife isn't any smarter.
LOL, LaChaylo, I've never seen one of those... with stars and stripes, I mean. *waves at waltzing LaChay*
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Submitted by cprincess on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 5:37pm.
I think Joe's kinds hot for an old dude plus the fact he knows wtf he's talking about
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Joe Biden is many things. Hot ain't one of them.
*parades into thread with stars and stripes dildo*
I'm shocked any politician's wife (especially a Democrat's) even knows what a penis is. I would expect that they never see the one belonging to their hubby, sicne hubby is busy sticking it into mistresses and interns.
Then again, maybe she shags the pool boy when he's not around.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
And now I know the secret behind why Dr. Biden has stayed with her frequently silly husband. ;)
Actually Vapidlush, Urban Outfitters is owned by Über Republicans who contribute tons of money to those sorts of people. I doubt they will sell Obama clothing, but they did get in trouble for calling a plain black t-shirt 'Obama' black on their website.
Proves my point... UO has no taste & caters to folks who make mindless statements on T-shirts.
I hate opinions on clothing... And excessive bumper sticker use... And fun. I really hate fun.
Gawd... there is so much Obama swag out there that it's going to start showing up in Urban Outfitters or trendy pop-up Obama shops with large posters of him posing in sexy jeans, Michelle wearing evening gowns and apparently, Jill in boots.
"Where does he stand on abortion?"
"I don't know! But the O-across-the-ass-shorts make my ass look AWESOME and you can tell I care about America from behind!"
I hate politics. (Good thing there isn't much talk about them on this thread! :D)
It's like Ma and Pa Kettle trying to do the sexy dance. OMFG.
They are charming!
That whole speech was filthy ;)
Glambert, Mefunigirl, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thanks for clarification and popcorn.
I thought it was because she'd said "deep dick" at 0:04, but I couldn't tell. Yes MK, YOU TOOK ME THERE! lol
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It's like Joe and Obama are trying not to win. They're letting this tard talk and then Obama is doing interviews with hip hop radio about Nicki Minaj. JFC.
I think Joe's kinds hot for an old dude plus the fact he knows wtf he's talking about....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
NO MICROPEEN?
SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!
I would like to see the VP and P candidates take their clothes off and have erections and tough guy scowls.
BIG STRONG HEART-ON
I knew she was a freak when she sported knee boots and a short skirt during the inauguration parade..... Jill, Jill, Jilly, Jill..... simmer down, Gurl (and read your speeches before you take the mic).
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:41pm.
holy shit, another political thread.
*grabs popcorn and tries to figure out alts*
Hahahaha
Thank you, Glammy... I've got a pretty dirty mind, it's just not a real smart one...
Glambert: thanks, wow some people have DURTY minds! LOL
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Oh here go hell come!
It's not a political thread. It's a big peen thread.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/21/2012 - 4:36pm.
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"I've seen Joe up close." she says as she makes a gesture that inadvertently implies his dick is really big
and then later:
"I've heard the urgency in his voice when he comes..."
holy shit, another political thread.
*grabs popcorn and tries to figure out alts*
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jack, DERP!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
Democrats have more fun!!
'Cause we're twisted & we know it...
I don't get it either...
*sits with snowy insisting weed does not kill braincells*
i didn't get it?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
MK, go sit in the corner for posting a political thread! No candy, no beer, no peen! Bad MK! ;-)