Hot Slut Of The Day!
My new favorite bar arcade game: The bar bathroom pregnancy test dispenser!
A non-profit fetal alcohol syndrome prevention organization called Healthy Brains for Children have installed one of their pregnancy test machines at Pub 500, a bar in Mankato, Minnesota, and they have plans to put more machines in more bars. The machine is for ladies to make sure there's not an uninvited guest squatting in their womb before they start boozing, so they won't give birth to a kid with Lohan brains. One test costs $3 and all proceeds goes Healthy Brains. One Pub 500 customer embraces this mess of a machine and said this to the NYDN: "If you can buy condoms and whatnot at a bar, it's logical to buy a pregnancy test."
Some of you might think this is the dumbest of dumb ideas and is a total buzz kill, but I love it. I'm just thinking of all the memories my friends and I will make when we take turns drunkenly pissing on pregnancy tests to see if we've got a case of the BABIES!! It'll be the best drinking game ever. Every time a test comes up positive, we'll all down a shot. Besides, if a piss stick you bought from a vending machine tells you that you're going to be somebody's mother while you're squatting over a public toilet in Chinese Laundry heels, you'll want this to happen in a bar, because you're going to need a few drinks and then some.
via Neatorama
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Healthy Brains for Children - HBC. It's hotter that the dispenser is there because of the Head Bitches in Charge.
"Think before you drink" wtf someone's the spawn of a punchdrunk mom allright and also happens to be the rhyming brain of the healthy brains for children.
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Submitted by SandwichQueen on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 9:47am.
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SandwichQueen for honorary hot slut today! Congratulations! ;p
This machine would definitely reveal if you had a case of the babies MK, get thee to one soon, ahahah
"while you're squatting over a public toilet in Chinese Laundry heels" - love it, this is now on my bucket list, OLOL
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You dah HOTTEST slut SandwichQueen! That is quite a milestone. : )
I think a Plan B kit dispensing machine makes more sense, alongside the condom one.
There are so many stupid women out there that can't use a HPT properly while sober, so I think this will be an even bigger epic fail
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
It would be even better if this was a prank and every pregnancy test was rigged to come out positive (or negative...whichever the "oh shit" one is). I guess that wouldn't be good for business, though.
UNLESS....there was a hidden camera and we could see how many woman take the test and then continue drinking. The show could be called CPS Is On Line One.
Squatting over a toilet in Chinese Laundry heels. Been there, done that. Beale street, 1996.
"while you're squatting over a public toilet in Chinese Laundry heels"
shenanigans. one cannot squat over a public toilet in Chinese Laundry heels. that's because the heels fell off of both shoes during your walk to the bathroom
kudos and keep it going, SandwichQueen!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Taverntots!
Most drunkees would be slapping that machine when the condoms and/or cigarettes fail to come out.
ARE YOU SERIOUS???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 11:19am.
hahaha. Just remember, Never quit fighting to live your dreams.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:57am.
You just hold open that door marked "PUSH" with your heel.
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But getting my heel up that high was what got me in trouble in the first place. :)
When i got almost blackout drunk on NYE and was 6.5 weeks pregnant on 01/09 this wouldnt have made a damn difference because you have to be usually 6 weeks to test positive (in some cases 5 and some change) unless you buy a super sensetive test (does this machine have those - i had to purchase mine online)? Which will show at 4 weeks..Which would have made my ass put down whatever the hell i was drinking that night which musta been pretty damn good as i was tryin to show the bartender my bra. :P that being said..Dayum, i LOVE NYE at Bucks! Ha @ the first one being in Minnesota.. It's cause those damn nothern girls know how to keep their boyfriends warm @ nite..if you know what i mean? :o
That is awesome SandwichQueen!!!!
I've been there and still have my "returning to old habits" type of moments. Keep it up!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
The lady that does the First Response commercials seems like she could just randomly shank someone.
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
Oh no, those shots of tequila might harm the embryo. Wouldn't a heroin/meth/crack checker placed in alleyways be less effective?
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:49am.
It seems like it would be awfully difficult to pee into, especially after the fourth or seventh Jägerbomb.
You just hold open that door marked "PUSH" with your heel.
It seems like it would be awfully difficult to pee into, especially after the fourth or seventh Jägerbomb. :O
It seems the people who run the Healthy Brains for Children organization don't have a brain of their own. What a dumb idea. Maybe they should consider changing their name to the committe with Non Existent Adult Brains.
That poster. They're at a bar, not a convention.
Congratulations, SandwichQueen!!!!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Hey, better a bar bathroom than a shitty subway station bathroom in Seoul.
Uh, or so I heard.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I'm sure the drunken ladies of Mankato, MN will be administering these tests with rigid scientific precision. "Yours was positive, too?? All right!" *clink*
Sandwich Queen, congrats!!
I'm a fan of the Dollar Tree pregnancy tests. $1 for a pg test, hell yeah! Gotta start saving in case that shit comes out positive!
Major sandwich queen.
Hekki, love new pic, very fall! :-)
Wth.
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Good take MK. How did you get so wise being such a slut? I would not go in a bar that had one of these. Not sober anyway. :p
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits- but I see you are unarmed." Christopher Hitchens
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@SandwichQueen congrats on overcoming a difficult struggle...I had a friend who died of heart failure due to an eating disorder back in '08 when we were 13. I saw it kill her, and I could do nothing about it, so I'm always really really happy when I hear about people overcoming that struggle!
*cheers for Sandwich Queen*. Stay strong, you Hot Slut Hor!!
Don't pg tests want you to use the first pee of the day?
Maybe some whorebags just wake up and hit the bar first thing.
And congratulations Sandwich Queen. You are an inspiration and a strong person. You should be co-hot slut of the day. Keep fighting the good fight and know that people love and support you always.
ETA that your kitty is a cutie. Please pet and scratch her head for me.
"I would challenge you to a battle of wits,but I see you are unarmed." Christopher Hitchens
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The next logical step would be to add rape legitimizing (sp?) kits 'cause obviously these are both great investments for drunk a**holes at a bar.
Too bad this wasn't invented in Lilo's parents time. Might have saved us and her a lot of pain.
Okay today is 2 years since I beat my eating disorder so I declare myself to be hot slut of the day, although this machine is pretty damn funny.