Bumper Car Mandy Bumped Another Car
It happened again, it will happen tomorrow and it will keep happening until the City of Los Angeles does something about it. Amanda Bynes is a white celebrity girl, so they'll never stop her, but the City of Los Angeles will eventually ban driving for everyone else and just let Amanda go wild and crash into shit all day. It's like the second coming of Billy Joel's Crashing Into A Home Near You tour.
The DMV already figuratively put Amanda's drivers license through the shredder and a judge in L.A. co-signed the suspension by ordering her to step away from the drivers wheel and step toward the bus stop. But when you say something to Amanda Bynes, it goes in one ear and dissolves in the thick cloud of weed smoke and stupidity in her head, so she took her death machine for another ride last night. As Amanda left a parking lot in West Hollywood late last night, TMZ's camera people ran up to her car window and flashed in her face, which made her put on her favorite driving mask (aka a Mexican blanket she bought from a border vendor in Tijuana). They followed her car out onto the street and kept taking pictures of her as she got behind a white BMW. Because the only bright light a stoner likes in their face is the blinding fluorescent lighting shooting out of a Taco Bell drive-thru window, Amanda kept covering her face with a blanket and eventually hit the gas and hit the white BMW in front of her.
It's the paps' fault too for not shooting her tires out while they had the chance, but Amanda is as crazy as she is dumb for insisting on driving all the time. My guess is that bitch still has Nickelodeon money coming in, so she never has to leave her condo. Amanda can tell her dealer to pick up a Taco Bell party pack on his way to bring her some good shit, and then she can spend the rest of the day tokin' and taco-in'! If she wants to feed her crash fetish, she can just tap at her coochie while playing Grand Theft Auto. That is really living the life. Going outside is overrated and driving is really overrated. Bitch is crazy.
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I don't understand why some people feel the need to put all sorts of messages on their cars to make a statement. Is this the best way to express what you want to say? I doubt it. I wouldn't put that on the passat I just bought...
She should have just run the paps over, that way she would have been applauded, not arrested.
Whether it's drugs or past abuse it seems that when a person is idle the demons start to rear their ugly heads. She really needs to see a shrink. TMZ posts:
http://www.tmz.com/2012/09/15/amanda-bynes-mental-issues/
I love this quote from Peter Gabriel: "If feelings of pain do not get brought out, not only do they fester and grow stronger but they manifest themselves in the external world."
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:08pm.
This maybe true and would also help to explain why she obviously doesn't give a shit about herself or anyone else.
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All snark aside, this dumb ass broad just needs one person to really ( see her) and give her what she really needs. " a fucking hug" before it's to late.
Does the bitch have anyone that's cares about her?
Sorry y'all.
Times goes bad, times goes ruff, wont you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff.
(FleetwoodMac)
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 7:08pm.
I totally remember a BI from a few years ago about the kid network exec that knocked up one of their child stars. we though it was about The spears girl, but maybe it was A.B. all along.
On the bright side, Lindsay Lohan already wrote the celebrity bestselling fiction book "101 Excuses for Car Crashes"
I wouldn't trust her playing with Hot Wheels and yet she continues to drive and piss all over the (bwaahaha) "justice system". Her driver's ed instructional films must have been "Death Proof" and "Smash-Up on Interstate 5".
Lock the bitch up already, Los Angeles.
I've read stories about Amanda Bynes recently (supposedly getting knocked up and forced to get an abortion by Dan Schneider when she was still a kid, rumors that she's in a Hollywood prostitution ring) that don't leave me surprised that she's fucked up now. Hollywood is dirtbag central. It's all about how many cocks you're willing to suck and selling your soul.
Double post, sorry.
I am a looong time lurker and have never posted before. MK, you make me laugh every day, but Bumper Car Mandy has sent me over the edge! This is the best name ever!!!!! I spit out my coffee when I read this headline. Thank you MK and all the readers that post, I LMAO everyday thanks to this site.
I can't believe the cops have seen photo & video evidence of her driving her deathmobile while her license is suspended, but are unable to do anything about it, especially now that she's openly smoking dope in her car. Geez, just station a police officer outside her home. When she pulls out onto the street with her car, pop her. Arrest her for driving on a suspended license, do a field sobriety test (which she'll either refuse or fail), which will give them justifiable cause for searching her car... where they'll find weed out in the open. Impound her car. It's just that simple; she arrested, off to jail, the car's off the street & she's facing a drug possession charge that'll force her to go to rehab. Everybody wins...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:59pm.
you take a girl like this and when she is standing on the street talking to her pussy-ass friends, you walk up to her and say 'got a light?' and when she lights her lighter you throw a straight right into her eye and knock that bitch down and walk away and say 'don't let me see you driving again, bitch, unless you have my permission.'
then you walk away. her friends won't even make eye contact with you.
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Since violence seems to be the answer to everything: "knocks jack out so he doesn't see ????? anymore".
BTW: There was an article about selfjustive in, don't ask me, somewhere in Latin America on the DM yesterday, I couldn't bring myself to open it, but what I saw while frenetically scrolling down the front page, was a big mamma standing with an even bigger old hammer above some tied up guy who already had his skull smashed in - but at least they had WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT under that pic. Haha, gotta love the DM. Anyway; Though self justice seems to be the hell of efficient, I'm not so sure I would want to go back there.
Amanda is such an idiot. Someone needs to flatten her tires... see how far she goes then. lol
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I am a looong time lurker and have never posted before. MK, you make me laugh every day, but Bumper Car Mandy has sent me over the edge! This is the best name ever!!!!! I spit out my coffee when I read this headline. Thank you MK and all the readers that post, I LMAO everyday thanks to this site.
Submitted by Poopele on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 2:59pm.
you take a girl like this and when she is standing on the street talking to her pussy-ass friends, you walk up to her and say 'got a light?' and when she lights her lighter you throw a straight right into her eye and knock that bitch down and walk away and say 'don't let me see you driving again, bitch, unless you have my permission.'
then you walk away. her friends won't even make eye contact with you.
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Im convinced she's doing this on purpose for publicity. No one under 90 is that bad of a driver.
you take a girl like this and when she is standing on the street talking to her pussy-ass friends, you walk up to her and say 'got a light?' and when she lights her lighter you throw a straight right into her eye and knock that bitch down and walk away and say 'don't let me see you driving again, bitch, unless you have my permission.'
then you walk away. her friends won't even make eye contact with you.
"Deathmachine" is correct. Inebriated drivers piss me off to no end. I was hit by a drunk driver who hit three other cars after mine. Thank goodness there were no children involved and only my car got totaled and not my body, though I still have one spot in my back that hurts every once in a while. Fuck these white girl celebrities, and especially the ones doing it for pap attention without any consideration for other drivers and their families and pets.
Proof that America is a genuine third world country.
Not because in America the rich stand above the law and get away with everything.
But because in America the rich stand above the law and get away with everything in front of everybody to see. They don't even give a shit to be low key about it. And THAT only happens in retarded third world countries.
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Somebody needs to stage an intervention for this girl, she's addicted to famewhoring via fender benders.
The upside down WARNING sticker on her visor in this pic says it all.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
I have heard mention of this Room 21 stuff, but it's like the illuminati stuff.
I totally do not get it and here had never heard of it before and what I googled just made me more confused.
Look at how smug she looks in that pic. Now we are all talking about Lindsay #2. And no one is saying "Amanda Bynes, who's that?", anymore.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 12:54pm.
*in tears* Whamo you're gonna get me in trouble at work!!
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:49pm.
LOL at "big game of Frogger"! You said it!
I, personally, do not that much faith in my fellow humans to stop for me if I walk out in front of them.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
You can drive like an asshole here in LA, but if you're talking on your cell phone they will pull you out of your car and beat your ass. It just happened to some poor woman here. The popo here have their priorities all fucked up. I would think that with all the photos of this girl still behind the wheel continually after having her license suspended - and smoking some kind of dope, that if she does kill someone, that would be a big lawsuit against the LA cops for not taking any action to stop her. I'f she killed one of my family members, I would be all over that shit.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:38pm.
What's the Rm 21 scandal? Anyone, anyone, Bueller?!
I've been both a pedistrian and driver in Chicago (lived, worked and went to school in the Loop). Yes, CTA bus drivers are nuts and pedistrians think that the city is essentially a big game of Frogger - but, hands down, the Atlanta area has some of the craziest motherfuckers. People CANNOT drive and pedistrians will cross a busy highway RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR GODDAMN CAR, at night, wearing all black, dragging/pushing their 5 kids along. Plus, cops set up roadblocks all the time. I would never, ever, ever drive under the influence down here (I wouldn't do it anywhere, but certainly not here).
CindyBman & Twatty - Yes the pedestrians are rude. The drivers are rude. Everybody's fucking rude AND on the fucking phone!
*climbs up on soapbox*
I think we should all be more considerate of others on the road, whether we are driving, cycling, or walking. There are pedestrians who SLOW DOWN to the point where they are nearly stopped, just to fuck with drivers. Just do unto others, that's all. Life is stressful enough.
*hops down*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yeah I'm really surprised she's doing this crap too. She is a funny girl and a good actress. I used to like that show with her and Kelly from 90210 where they played sisters living together.
I heard a few yrs ago that she was the other very young star that Dan Schneider (producer at Nickeloedeon) *allegedly* had sex with, got preggers, then paid her to get an abortion and never speak of it. It was also reported that she was abused sexually as a child by a family member. Who knows. Maybe that is why she is acting out. There was also a rumor she was an escorted in that Room21 scandal. :(
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by CindyBman on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:11pm.
Here's a good one -- used to live in South FL (we've been relocated alot) -- on the I-95 (think: I-94) there was a little white haired lady, in the far right lane, BACKING UP because she had missed her exit. BACKING FREAKING UP on I95.
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LOL, I-95 is a road rage capital of US. It's scary. When I get on I-95 every day, I just clench my teeth, grip the wheel, look straight ahead, drive and pray.
She's probably trying to generate enough publicity for a featured spot on Celebrity Rehab. Either that or just another dumb ass celebrity with a sense of entitlement.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by HoneyQ on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:02pm.
Rich, white asshole is apparently above the law.
Leave RICH WHITE people alone! Have they not been oppressed enough over the centuries? They have crawled through tunnels of dirt and shit to get above the law, and you will not hold them down!
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Submitted by M.E.: "So, according to TMZ they have spoken with several LAPD officers who are "highly alerted" by the pic taken yesterday of her getting high in the Home Depot parking lot, then driving around.
Yet, she was able to get in a fender bender last night with no police action???????????
WTF is going on in LA?"
Seriously. Especially a place where people spend enormous amounts of time in their cars. Most of the traffic enforcement here is parking tickets. You can't very well speed in Manhattan, anyway.
And if you're driving on a suspended license, can't they ARREST you? That's basically contempt of court (by Hekki logic, at least. A judge says you can't, but you do anyway)
Deb & CindyBman -- oh, yeah, pedestrians are still as bad. I'm pretty bad as a pedestrian, too, I'll walk whenever I get space & time, but I will not walk in front of a moving car or when a car has the right of way. What's the worst, though, are the fucking bike messengers -- they are scared of nothing. The city's been crazy lately, too. I usually hang in the loop or Gold Coast area, but even those areas have been hit hard by crime. Scary times for the city I love so much.
Why don't they stake out her house? They know what she's doing. It would only take two officers (there's no indication that she's dangerous when not behind the wheel).
At least she has a warning label.
How-de-do, Twatty! ♥
In my opinion she is doing much more than drinking and smokin weed. I can guarantee we will hear about her smoking heroin or something else once the truth comes out. Who drives around to find a parking lot to "smoke weed" in???
She's also extremely paranoid - covering her face, taping a manilla folder over her speedometer, etc. something is definitely going on with her!!
Seriously...WTF
Submitted by HoneyQ on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:02pm.
Rich, white asshole is apparently above the law.
Leave RICH WHITE people alone! Have they not been oppressed enough over the centuries? They have crawled through tunnels of dirt and shit to get above the law, and you will not hold them down!
@ Miz Cynical: The most interesting part of this to me is that she has a car lighter!
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They are now used to charge cell phones/laptops. I think it's an option when you by a car now.
First timer tip: you've got to take it deep into your lungs and hold it. I hope your second time is better :) (and I hope that in my lifetime I will see the return of cigarette machines that dispense Mary Jane instead).
Deb, are the pedestrians still bad in Chicago? I used to be that way. You walked when you walked. Green light, red light -- didn't matter. You walked when there was space enough to move! Hey!!! I got places to go!!!!
So, according to TMZ they have spoken with several LAPD officers who are "highly alerted" by the pic taken yesterday of her getting high in the Home Depot parking lot, then driving around.
Yet, she was able to get in a fender bender last night with no police action???????????
WTF is going on in LA?
You know, I enjoy in partaking in the herb... but have never, nor will I ever, smoke and drive. I don't even allow it in the car. It gets smoked (vaporized, actually) at home. Only at home. Not only because I am a bad enough driver sober (well, *I* think I drive just fine, my husband though, has different thoughts. Asshole.) <--- love him to death though! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah -- WHY would I purposely set myself up for getting pulled over and then with pot in the car to boot? Dumb. Dumb dumb dumb. You got the munchies. ORDER IN. Have Sober Self call for the pizza before you start.
Submitted by CindyBman on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:05pm.
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I agree that the bus drivers and taxis make things interesting while driving in Chicago. However, the pedestrians can be just as bad.
Years ago, I lived in Oak Park and worked in the Near West side, near Harpo Studios. Ever drive on Lake Street, under the EL tracks? It's like some crazy video game! People DARING you to hit them - on foot, with baby strollers...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Amanda needs a serious penalty. She is obviously incapable of behaving like a responsible adult. She needs babysitters. It's certainly helped Britney be less of a trainwreck.
Speaking of Barney Fife, can somebody please make a citizen's arrest on her ass?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 1:05pm.
CindyBMan -- hey, not too long ago a woman was driving down Michigan Avenue for 2 blocks in the wrong direction -- can you believe it? I'm fearless while driving in the city but I've been doing it for years. But the CTA bus drivers are fuckers -- they will mow you down!!!
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They WILL mow you down! CTA bus drivers are like Honeybadgers -- They don't give a shit. I would be driving down Mich Ave and they pull out from the stops whether they have the space, the right of way or not. CTA doesn't give a fuck. CTA just does what it wants.
Here's a good one -- used to live in South FL (we've been relocated alot) -- on the I-95 (think: I-94) there was a little white haired lady, in the far right lane, BACKING UP because she had missed her exit. BACKING FREAKING UP on I95.
HI TWATTY!