Night Crumbs
The Silver Fox said on his show today that everyone has known he's here for the peen and now everyone really knows he's here for the peen, so we can all get back to more important things like warming our souls on his giggles and wondering if he sent Ben MESSani down the firehouse pole for getting caught sucking on a side trick's face - Towleroad
ScarJo and Jordan Catalano (who's back to fighting the hot with a hobo beard) hold hands, look absolutelyfuckingbored while doing so - Lainey Gossip
Christian Bale needs to stop warming the pile of frozen coal in my chest - The Superficial
Elle Fanning is sweaty and I'm just going to say that's from standing so close to Christina Hendricks' magnificent chichis - Hollywood Tuna
The Pregnant Midge doll looks more human-like than Holly Madison does - Drunken Stepfather
Skip down to the fourth picture and tell me if Lil' Kim's lace front is eating her face or not - The Berry
Attention whore Brand Glandville shoves herself into attention whore LeAnn Rimes' latest drama - Celebitchy
It's never a nice day for a CaCa wedding - Just Jared
Some people use Kim Kardashian's sex tape to fall to sleep, Kanye used it to get hard - IDLYITW
And yet that homeless dude looks hotter and poses better than those tricks - Hollywood Rag
Lena Dunham chopped her hair off and now looks like one of the Lost Boys from Peter Pan - ICYDK
"We're here fighting against cancer, but our thoughts are also with Kim Kardashian, because she has it worse!" - said everybody at this cancer benefit - Popoholic
Jennifer Lawrence's Katniss hair is back - Cityrag
Leonardo DiCatchAHo's latest leased piece from VS makes that money - Popsugar
Oh, don't bother Matthew Perry, he's just housesitting for Jennifer Aniston again - SOW
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? - I'm Not Obsessed
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Submitted by TexnDoc: "Anderson's old set had a Today Show feel. This one is Jerry Springer. Where's that oversized fan?"
LMFPO. That oversized fan should be HSOTD!!
LOL at Brandi Glanville going on her Twatter and knifing LeAnn during her mental hospital stay with "I am NOT having an affair with my ex-husband!" tweets. That can only help.
Anderson's old set had a Today Show feel. This one is Jerry Springer. Where's that oversized fan?
Christina Hendricks is a frightening creature. That is some world class Barnem & Bailey clown makeup action she has. I feel sorry for that Fanning girl sucked into her gravitational pull.
Anderson has been doing alot of lunges and kettle bells rotations, because his shoulders have beefed up massively.
Christina Hendricks seems to have no middle ground cleavage-wise. Either it's melon titties up to her chin or completely covered. Strange.
Hahahaha!! "Pregnant Midge Doll"!!
Re: Kris Jenner. I'm 33 and seriously love to see women over 45 being confident in their own skin both physically (wearing hot clothes and shit) and spiritually. I hope I can be like this in a few years. But this woman is sooooo fake that it does nothing at all for me.
The Silver Fox is so cute here, kudos to him. ;p
Big yuck to KK + KanyeK and whotf cares how or why he gets hard.
Ick Nast on PMK, and WHOEVER IS BUYING THESE MAGAZINES!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I like Lena as an actress and its actually refreshing to see an average looking girl on tv.
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 8:49pm.
Hahaha! Yeah, the shopping mall shooter comment was great too.
Something just "ain't" right with his "look". He needs to stop fighting being semi-hot.
Kris Jenner flaunts her probably heavily photoshopped bikini body. Anybody else find it creepy that Rob was banging porn star Lisa Ann, who pretty much looks like Kris except with longer hair?
Preggers Holly is probably why Peep Show tickets in Vegas are majorly on sale on TravelZoo.com, lol.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 8:43pm.
I think all he is missing is a white sheet snuggie thing to complete the look.
The comment about him looking like he's about to walk into a mall and shoot random people is pretty accurate too!
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:54pm.
Can someone please explain why anyone talks about Leeann Rimes? I think she had an annoying song on the radio 12 years ago but WHAT has she done since then to merit ANY media attention at all?
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This! I was in the UK back then; she never had any hits after that! it seems also that radios never stopped playing that 'moonlight' song until like 2007. Why?
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 8:22pm.
When Kanye used the tape to get hard are we sure it was KK he fantasized about?
heh!
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 8:41pm.
I had no idea ScarJo even dated Jared Leto, but damn, he looks like a 70s cult leader
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LOL!
I was thinking serial killer, but your cult leader is better!
LOL@ Jennifer Westfeldt's Botox'd mug in the ScarJo photos. She really does resemble a Muppet.
WTF is going on with Leto's hair?
I thought ScarJo was dating Nate, the world's most gorgeous *gags* man?
I had no idea ScarJo even dated Jared Leto, but damn, he looks like a 70s cult leader with that beard! She can have him all she wants.
Jared Leto looks like he's going to walk into a shopping mall any day now and open fire. What an insufferable fuck.
I love "Girls," but Lena Dunham does not have the face for a pixie cut without it screaming BUTCH.
That kanye comment is disgusting.
When Kanye used the tape to get hard are we sure it was KK he fantasized about?
'Cause we all know that jerking off to a video of your girlfriend getting banged by another guy is an essential part of the foundation of a healthy relationship.
If Christina Hendricks is pregnant... she will put Jessica Simpson to shame in the chichi department. Seriously, those things will take up 5 city blocks.
I liked the first episode of Girls but then it went quickly into suckage. And the season finale was ridiculously stupid.
Scarlett Johansson and Jared Leto are a thing now? I totally missed this.
No idea what a Lena Dunham is, but holy ugly batman!
Can someone please explain why anyone talks about Leeann Rimes? I think she had an annoying song on the radio 12 years ago but WHAT has she done since then to merit ANY media attention at all?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:18pm.
Brandi has that evil bully tendency to be a perfectly nice person until encountering someone with SUCH an obvious insecurity that you can't help but poke it a little. I have that sometimes, too.
I am like this, too, sometimes. *shame face*
I agree Christina Hendricks does have a bit of a gut in those pictures, but I still love her. Her skin is flawless.
That pic of Kris Jenner in a bikini looks beyond photoshopped.
I don't think Brandi got back with Eddie. I think she's just twisting the knife.
The Celebitchy article also says LeAnn is tweeting from rehab, lol.
GG, well we know they aren't THERE! I'm semi-patiently waiting for my Vanity Fair to read the Scientology article. You can always find pics of uber rich people gathering in there.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Dear Lena,
If you are plain looking it does not help to chop off your hair. Buy a wig.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Deb, I agree. MB Fashion week seems to only draw in vapid third tier starlets or just industry folk. Where have the heiresses and rich matrons gone?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mercedes Benz Fashion Week? PLEASE! More like Broke Down HOOPTIE Fashion Week with that sad cast of characters!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Gardening Girl: "Regarding the MeAnne Whines business...I hope Brandi left a wetspot and MeAnne found it! :D"
HAHAHAHHA! Me too. As saltydog said, that denial was strategically awesome. Especialy the "#EWWWWW". I laughed my ass off at that.
Brandi has that evil bully tendency to be a perfectly nice person until encountering someone with SUCH an obvious insecurity that you can't help but poke it a little. I have that sometimes, too. Like this paranoid mom I know who's terrified of bedbugs and thinks every mosquito bite or red mark on anyone is a bedbug bite. So once in a while, I'll say that I heard there's a bad outbreak in our neighborhood. Or say "What's that on your arm? Oh, it just flew away. Must have been a gnat." HAHAHAHAHAH!
I only watch Intervention and Hoarders, who is that annoying blond bitch with Anderson?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Christina Hendricks... I'm tempted to say she's just gained some weight in her tummy. Her face always looks thin, she's lucky that way.
Regarding the MeAnne Whines business...I hope Brandi left a wetspot and MeAnne found it! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Amazing side eye from Olivia Wilde to Scar-Jo in those pics.
Jared Leto is truly a vampire. How is he not aging? Its unreal.
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:09pm.
Cool. I plan to watch it when it's released on DVD. I did like her movie.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 09/10/2012 - 7:05pm.
Has anyone seen Girls? I don't have HBO.
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yeah, I liked it a lot. I mean if you're expecting something laugh a minute like Community you'll be disappointed but it is well made and I think makes some good points about relationships for young adults.
Slow clap for Brandi Glanville, everybody knows if you issue a denial before an accusation is made it is just as good as admitting you did it...I'm sure this will stress that Falcor Bitch Leanne out!
Has anyone seen Girls? I don't have HBO.
Christian Bale seems like he's a genuinely nice guy who does low-key things when not flipping out. Is Christina Hendricks pregnant? She looks unusually full in the tummy area. Jared Leto is a vampire and people are starting to get suspicious which is why he makes with the ugly. He's just trying to hide the abnormally youthful appearance of his face.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Is Christina Hendricks pregnant? Doubt it, but wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt because in the pictures MK posted bitch looks fat, not "full bodied". I can see rolls under that dress despite the fact that you know she's wearing spanx of some sort (all the skinny ones do it, so you KNOW all the bigger than skinny do too)...and rolls don't usually come with a baby. I think a healthy figure is great but she's beyond that, she needs to lose 15lbs.
And after that AC segued into a segment about transsexual dwarf albinos who claim to have been abducted by aliens...
The Anderson Cooper thing got EVERYONE posting on my wall on Facebook today. "Did you hear about that? Did you see it?!" because everyone knows how much I love him. Gay, straight, asexual, I don't care about anyone's preferences, it's all good. Whatever toots your horn!