LeAnn Rimes Is Really Stressed Out, Or Something
Spending most of your day tweet brawling with your Twitter haters while wearing a two piece and taking sips of your only meal of the day, a Corona Light, is really tiring work, and so it's no surprise that LeAnn Rimes checked herself into inpatient rehab yesterday for "anxiety and stress." Don't worry about going through withdrawals from not seeing pictures of a piñata stick in a 'kini, because I'm sure LeAnn will update us daily on her progress by Instagramming pictures of her wearing her de-stressing two-piece in group therapy.
One day after her 30th birthday, the Hedy to Brandi Glanville's Allison handed this statement to People before checking into a day spa she's calling rehab:
"This is just a time for me to emotionally check out for a second and take care of myself and come back in 30 days as the best 30-year-old woman I can be. All the things in my life will be there when I get out, but you know what? I'm hoping they're not going to affect me as much. I'll have the tools to know how to deal with them."
LeAnn's rep added that even though hating whores are constantly cyber bullying her for having the body of a chicken bone, she's not in rehab to deal with an eating disorder or an addiction to mind-numbing substances. Her rep also said that she's still going to perform on the weekends, because she doesn't want to let down her fans.
Eddie also piped in with his own statement, because it's just another way to get his full name on People:
"My wife is the most remarkable and courageous woman I know. I am so proud of her for having the strength to finally take some time for herself. I will be with her every step of the way."
And Eddie went on to say, "I am also taking this time to de-stress, because constantly scrubbing random pussy juice smells out of my crotch while sitting in the driver seat of my car after fucking my side piece in the backseat has really taken a toll on my nerves."
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She's a narcissist. Something must have upset her over-inflated self.
Eddie: "most courageous" *snort*
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
she doesnt look rail thin in that main pic. maybe she put on abit of weight.
Hockey fan.. I'm still trying to get over the cost of my next seasons Bruins T... Ouch. Falcor is suing several women she personally called... Who had separate twitter accounts from her.. For basically not liking her.... dying to know.. Ok not really.. How that works out for her..btw.. I'd also heard that Fast Eddie was moving on to greener pasture. She can't blame that in the ex-wife.
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
She reminds me of Eva LongWHOREia , who had to constantly talk about that fug troll husband of hers and how great their life was and how perfectly matched they were sexually and how they constantly had sex and were soooooo happeeeeeeeeeeee....and then he gets busted sexting another player's wife. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!
LeAnn, your time is now. Eat it, bitch. I bet she caught Eddie's dick in some other bitch's punane, and it's caused her "stress" bc she can't figure out how to tweet that shit may not be as faboo as she made it sound. And if this cunt even DARES to ask for privacy, I will cut her talons off myself. Expose yourself to the whole world, and then shit gets real and you want privacy? Fuck. You.
That sucks Super.. I'm guessing that nutter was young as well; at least immaturity can be her excuse and hopefully she grew up.. What's TheAnn's excuse though... Bitch is 30, divorced, world traveler... She looks like a ferret.
She really is quite rat-looking. That nose looks like a rat snout.
What being dickmatized by a douchewad will do to you - especially if you marry said douchewad.
*SMDH*
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 10:43pm.
Why doesn't she just sing? I'm not a big fan of country music, but she always undoubtedly had a beautiful voice. Just sing, LeAnn, just sing.
It's something else with her, CIJ. Unmet emotional needs. Maybe she was always the doughy, unloved girl. It didn't help that she was in a dickless, possibly loveless marriage for a long time. (I'm starting to write like Lainey... hahaha)
Falcor, is so tired of lounging on the beach and having beers. Taking her pics, checking her facebook, posting on twitter. Oh the humanity!
*cut to Eddie enjoying his 30 days of No Wife*
Pity she can't see it.
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Why doesn't she just sing? I'm not a big fan of country music, but she always undoubtedly had a beautiful voice. Just sing, LeAnn, just sing.
LeAnn just filed suit today against the two women she had accused of maligning her on Twatter. She's suing over their illegal tape-recording, not what they said. (Good move.)
So if you live in CA (and some other states), don't record anyone's phone call without the person's permission.
One of my first boyfriends cheated on me with this homely girl who constantly rubbed it in my face. (Before I found out, psycho would sit and talk to me about my boyfriend while she was sleeping with him.) He and I attempted to reconcile (I was a stupid 22 year old) and she had her friends prank call me all hours of the night. She would follow me in her car and when I finally called him about all of this, he refused to believe she would do anything like that. So, he and I stopped even being friends. Years later, our paths crossed and he apologized. His exgirlfriend had threatened to commit suicide everytime he tried to break up and finally 'faked' a suicide attempt. (Tried to OD on tylenol.) It was just freaky. She also told him she had almost died from a bladder infection - she would lie and create situations - everything to make him want to care for her and protect her from all these horrible things that happened to her that weren't her fault. He was finally able to break up with her when he moved to another state.
I see Leann imitate Brandi and mock her and badmouth her and that was what happened to me. The constant rubbing it in my face when I was just trying to move on was a nightmare. LR is delusional if she thinks that what she has is real. True love has a strong foundation, not something based on lies and deceit. This might end badly for her.
Seriously? She's in need of "coping help" because some people are lighting her up on twitter? Here's an idea: CANCEL YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT. Twitter is for attention whores, whoretrashians & those lacking self esteem. There, problem solved. And you didn't even need to spend money on 30 days of in-patient therapy...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
That must have been a helluva 30th birthday party to land her in the Ha Ha Hotel.
Tmz says TheAnn is not in rehab but a looney bin.
As long as Eddie is still into her and isn't limited by a prenup, he'd be dumb to cheat on her. She's obvs mad about him and prepared to give him anything. The longer they stay married, the greater his financial rights.
I tried to see if they have a prenup. Reports ranged from none (per Brandi) to having one but LeAnn offering to cancel it to show her trust in Eddie.
Reeks of desperation. I'm in the 'she's setting him up' club. While she's at her 30 day spa, she's no doubt hired P.I.s to follow his every move. Probably bugged the house and tapped the phones too. She's psychotic.
Eddie just needs to use the ole "who you gonna believe... me or your lying' eyes" line like Willie Nelson.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
Don't worry LeAnn...take care of yourself, it will be a little quiet around the house, but I'll be OK.
PARTY TIME!! *dances naked* *invites every woman I've ever known over* *rolls out beer keg*
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Submitted by rook on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 5:28pm.
Radar's claiming that she freaked out about Eddie cheating on her before she left for rehab:
http://m.radaronline.com/v/News/LeannRimesBelievedEd2/?KSID=64a5abaa619e...
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So thats why she's going into rehab. She's afraid of the backlash of "told ya!" on twitter. It will certainly be epic.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Why is she stressed when she reminds us everyday how great her life is? What goes around comes around, whore.
I'm surprised her excuse wasn't exhaustion. *eyerolls*
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Honey, I've been cheating on you with a few 19 year olds and the tabloids will be running the story next week...Happy Big 3-0!
LeAnn:*Swallows handful of pills*
Radar's claiming that she freaked out about Eddie cheating on her before she left for rehab:
http://m.radaronline.com/v/News/LeannRimesBelievedEd2/?KSID=64a5abaa619e...
I'll never know what she saw in that guy. He's icky :P
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 4:00pm
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I totally agree. I also think she checked in to hide and continue to be a drama queen. She is acting like a 13 year old with her tweet wars and I'll bet she has no idea our country is in an actual war! I'll also bet she has no idea who is running for president, nor does she care. Is there a grow the fuck up rehab 'cause that's what she needs.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
So, if it's rehab, what's her poison? Booze has too many calories for her; I'd say something along the lines of speed or coke... anything that she felt could help her keep the weight off.
I wonder if she's not going for some plastic surgery procedure. Will she return to us in a month looking like the love child of Falcor and Jocelyn Wildenstein?
I just checked wikipedia, and apparently she has an album coming out next year…. I foresee much tabloid-baiting, in-and-out of rehab, separation, maybe a faked pregnancy, and a coincidentally-timed People cover story where she talks about all this shit.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I listened to a portion of that taped call. I called it quits around the 2min mark when LeBagg said to the caller: "You have NO idea WHO I am."
The woman is psycho.
LOL! I am anxiously waiting for The Enquirer piece. I always think it serves some people right when they Tweet and FB everything about their relationships and then end up getting bit in the ass when their mate cheats.
Ya know I'm old. I remember Leann when she was literally a kid. I feel sad she turned out so superficial. She actually emancipated herself from her dad/ parents at a very young age, ala Gary Coleman if memory serves correct. And you see how his life turned out. Girlfriend needs to make amends, go to therapy and get over Eddie, leave Eddie, and go to work. Can she still sing? No wonder Eddie was kissing her ass via twitter or People mag. He wants to hang on to his cash cow mcsquinty and cheat on the side. She is truly DICKMATIZED. poor thing.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 3:39pm.
LOL! I am anxiously waiting for The Enquirer piece. I always think it serves some people right when they Tweet and FB everything about their relationships and then end up getting bit in the ass when their mate cheats.
Twitter and FB should be the reason every relationship breaks up! Dumb asses and their Twit pics and "love" updates. " Just made love to my handsome man, AGAIN" #WINNING! UGH!
EC and Mahaatma! I have been schooled. TYVM. :-)
does squinty eyes know what a cover up is?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by BabyJane on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:52pm.
Congratulations Brandi.
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Someone losing it so badly that they have checked themselves into rehab for "stress and anxiety", and they slept with your husband?
I'm gonna put a "w" in the Bradi column on this one.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:03pm.
Who is she talking to? Some Twitter fool? And she was at lunch with Twitter fans? WTF?
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I think so, which is so strange. I listened to the whole 20 minute conversation (I know, I know!) and I can't believe #1 Leann called this woman, #2 this woman is a teacher (she sounds like an idiot) and #3 Leann actually stayed on the phone that long pleading her case to a total stranger.
The whole thing just seems kind of nutso.
Must be exhausting running around in a bikini being on a diet 24/7. She should maybe do something productive like.....WORK maybe, put on some clothes or get her PI license.
OMG people, get with the program - that pic is several months old! That's why she's such a fatty in it (comparably)!
National Enquirer's coming out with a story about Eddie cheating - Karma's a beyotch, so Ha-HA!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:35pm.
So why does everyone on the D think Eddie is cheating on Leann?
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Because the sun came up today....
... and warmed up his lizard dick.
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:35pm.
So why does everyone on the D think Eddie is cheating on Leann?
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1-The Natl Enquirer is ready to run a story w/proof Cibrian is cheating
2- If he cheats w/you, he will cheat on you.
3- She's clingy and insane. Always a boner killer.
So why does everyone on the D think Eddie is cheating on Leann?
Please, please Jebus let the scandal of Eddie's wayward dick be front page on People! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Really, you can check into rehab for stress and anxiety? I wonder if my insurance covers that? I always assumed it was a mental institution, and I'm not ready for the padded cell just yet.
And fuck her publicist for further stigmatizing eating disorders or drug use, as if LeAnn is SO above it all.
We went to visit my overbearing in-laws about a year and a half ago.. My three y/o fell asleep in the car seat as I was driving back to their house after running some errands, just he and I. I took the opportunity to pull over at the nearby hospital and took a nap too.
Is this chicken bone retarded? Doesn't she know you can't leave your man whore alone for 30 days without supervision???!?
What am I saying, I'm sure she hired a half dozen PIs to follow Eddie around.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by mahaatma on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 1:55pm.
If this bitch needs some alone time she should sit her ass in her car outside the grocery store for 10 extra minutes like the rest of us whores.
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LOL! I've done that in the Walgreens parking lot a few times.
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LMAO! Guilty.
I have never heard of someone being so involved with their fans, THEIR TWITTER FANS! this girl needs some serious help alright!!!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 10:42am.
I'm just shocked that she's willing to leave Eddie unsupervised for 30 days.
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I thought that too!
And she is "finally" taking care of herself? Her whole life is all about her!
IG, your comments this past week have been freakin hilarious and spot on, I've been meaning to tell you that!
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oh Wow, Leanne talks just like Nit Witty!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by mefunigirl on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 2:03pm.
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Oh yeah, youfungirl indeed! lols
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
wasn't there some word that it was about to explode with eddie cheating on her?
I hate women like this, that when their mates are talking about leaving they pull the "nervous breakdown" card, so he stays or in some cases the kids make him stay cause "look at mama" all distraught.
I can understand a ice cream/valium/chocolate fueled breakdown, but the ones that have to go to "rehab/rest" make me wanna punch them in the face.
I know two women like this, one even put a gun to her head in front of the KIDS to make him stay.
I say you wanna leave? don't let the door hit ya. Granted, I'll make sure the law works wonders on your paycheck, but get the fck out, and don't come back. I ain't playing.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I think you called it! Exactly what she's doing. I have a SIL who pulled the suicidal card when her marriage was not well. When my BIL finally got the courage to leave the marriage, she winds up pregnant. Disgusts me on so many levels.
"Isn't one-and-only supposed to be like one? And only?"
Submitted by greeneggs on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 12:07pm.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 10:50am.
Submitted by rook on Thu, 08/30/2012 - 10:44am.
Either she (or her label) is trying to cover for that weird phone call
Deets please ??
The phone call:
http://lunaticleannrimes.blogspot.com/2012/08/leann-rimes-calls-twitter-...
Hopefully the link works. Strange conversation.
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Who is she talking to? Some Twitter fool? And she was at lunch with Twitter fans? WTF?