Well, Well, Well....
For the first time in YEARS, a dinner date kissed Katie Holmes on the cheek and afterward her face didn't smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar (aka Tommy Cruise breath). I know, I'd be disappointed too if I was her, because when a dinner date kisses me on the face I pray it'll make my cheek smell like sweaty balls and peen nectar.
Katie Holmes, who hasn't stopped smiling ever since she learned how to naturally smile on her own (seriously, she's just showing off now), went to dinner last night in NYC with a bunch of friends including a dude everyone is calling a "mystery man." They make it sound all sexy and shit. That's not a mystery man. That's a manager, agent, lawyer, publicist or some other kind of business type. I know this, because if he was trying to get on her like that, he wouldn't be awkward smiling like me on kindergarten picture day when I was scared of the camera and didn't know how to form my mouth into a smile. That's not a smile of seduction. I also know this, because it's probably been a long time since Katie has gotten good dick, bad dick, soft dick and any kind of dick. If this was a special kind of date, she'd be so excited that she'd be air kissing him with her cooch. But really, who cares about the mystery man thing when there's something more important to scream at. I'm talking Katie taking a cab...AGAIN.
I'm hoping that somewhere between that restaurant and her apartment, she traded that cab for a Bentley. The last thing Suri needs is to know that her mother is making a habit out of taking cabs like a commoner.


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"Sucking off the government" is an interesting choice of words.
And kind of hot. Almost as hot as two guys in the shower, soaping each other up, rubbing their sweaty bodies against each other, and...
Whew
Ok. Gotta go.
;)
You're right. Fun times, ladies.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:10am.
I am just so over it and the stress I was under before my vacation, is now back, and worse.
Anyway, that's the scoop.
I'm going to watch an episode of Homeland, take a Tylenol PM and try to get some shut eye.
Have a good one Boredas and everyone!
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Well EC, this too shall pass! Ride it out, and then afterward have the sexy FedEx dude help you pick up the pieces...with a rub down in the mix *winks*
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Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:35pm.
I literally choke when I read some of your utter nonsense particularly when it comes to political matters.
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Promises, promises.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 12:10am.
I am just so over it and the stress I was under before my vacation, is now back, and worse.
Anyway, that's the scoop.
I'm going to watch an episode of Homeland, take a Tylenol PM and try to get some shut eye.
Have a good one Boredas and everyone!
LaChaylo, I hope you're still on here girl because this is causing me convulsions.
*He thrusts into his lover, roughly as he screams... YES, YES, YES...* omg too much fun. hahaha
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:54pm.
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Holy cooooow cuppy! You sound like you got a reaaaaal doozy on your hands! You need to get him out Asap! Hopefully he is gone within a few days and not something you have to get an eviction for. I think I would have evicted his sorry crazy psychotic ass along time ago!
And burning the trash? What in the extra chromosome hills have eyes kind of inbred fuckery is that? So he essentially turned your lovely residence in to a junk yard like he was Fred Sanford, late on rent, stole from you, didn't pay rent and thought you wanted him... Ewwwww I don't even know this ditchpig and he already gives me the dry heaves! People like that skeeve me out! If I were you, after his nasty ass was gone, I would bleach, bleach, bleach, lysol, flea bomb! and more bleach!
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
@WR - I also am hoping MK is getting his this fine evening.
@ Chay - Don't let he-she get ya fired up hun. Ignorance and stupidity abound in those types of minds.
and no, I won't speak to the troll directly. I will however, use my votes to make you all eat your words. Oh, and report you if you step out of line, so choose your words carefully.
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Bravo.
A win for the tired ass, bumper sticker phrase.
Hypocrite. STFU.
Dear MK, I truly hope you are getting some good deep hard d*cking tonight! You deserve it for all your hard work. ah ha ha ha ha
As for Katie, yea, whatever.
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Put her down for taking a cab? Shows good judgment... She could have called Lilo for a ride...
Who was it that mentioned the sexy stiletto in the thumbs? That's what Katie WOULD be wearing if this were an actual date. It's not, therefore: FLATS. ha ;)
*granted flats are acceptable at anytime.*
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TY Spider and Within. I've got 3 days of D to catch up on! SO outa the loop!
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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan
@ Luci, I know right? Anything to sell "scandalous' pics...
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:50pm.
his wife is there in thumb #7 also, they all had dinner together.
You mean that lonely face jutting desperately into the picture? Paparazzi/celebrity culture disgusts me. His wife is there, and yet they capture only pictures of RUN!KATIE with him, because, let's face it, who gives a fuck about the wife's existence?
*shakes head*
Betseyfan2, it's her lawyer.
OnT: How about everytime this bitch chimes in we talk about man-on-man and chick-on-chick love. Give this joke a run for their money. Or not.
Ok, Rob inserted his lead pipe into Charlie. AHHHHH said Charles... Give it to me... OLLOLOLOL
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 9:34pm.
Edited because it was personal and boring.
Submitted by betseyfan2 on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:48pm.
So has it been determined if this is her brother or some such yet?
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It's her lawyer betsey, his wife is there in thumb #7 also, they all had dinner together.
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So has it been determined if this is her brother or some such yet?
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Gladys, STFU, shit, you post your opinion, others post theirs, if you can`t take that, go the fuck home. The fucking responses it takes you 45 min to fart out are boring the shit out of us.
JFC, if you want to go on antihomo rants, Dlisted just isnt the place to do it.
Oh Glove. When you call me left-leaning, you compliment me, but at least spell my name right.
This blog is written by a gay man, whom most of us on here adore and whose lifestyle we have no problem with.
You, however, are a hateful little troll who chooses to come on here and bait people with your bullshit arguments and bash MK's lifestyle (being gay is most certainly not a choice).
And no, I am not ignorant. I actually read things from both side of the political spectrum, and unlike you, realize that this is an issue of civil rights, regardless of your religious beliefs.
But keep trolling on a gay man's website. We all know what a hateful little creature you are. And much to your disappointment, I'm gainfully employed. So fuck you and your ignorance.
LaCholo:
This coming from a troll who bases their logic on a few Bible verses.
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You cannot speak for me as to what I believe. You can hardly put your own thoughts together in a cohesive manner let alone speak for anyone else.
Of all the posters on this website, you stand out in terms of your ignorance and radical left leanings based upon the most preposterous bunch of misinformation I have read. I literally choke when I read some of your utter nonsense particularly when it comes to political matters.
I have wondered what you possibly do in terms of a job because you certainly are not an entrepreneur or in business for yourself. You most probably suck off the government.
He's smiling because he just made a lot of coin fixing her divorce. Speaking of trolls, I bet she will do some fancy, high-end trolling for a new man once the papers are filed.
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 9:24pm.
Hey! I never see you here anymore. And ever since PrettyHate got her new avatar, which vaguely resembles yours if I squint, I keep thinking its you. It's like being in Adelma, seeing faces. But hi, and hope you are well.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 9:44pm.
Within, I know, I can't help myself. Sucky didn't make it in so I had to throw some Scripture up in here. I feel like I have to defend our lovely MK's honor, as futile as it may be, lol.
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Not futile Chay. I find it sad that someone needs to troll an open, proud gay man's site...merely for attention. Pathetic lives they must live. I'm straight, but I'll stand up to anyone to tries to make this about religion instead of civil rights, like it should be.
You don't like the LGBT folks, go insult elsewhere, you aren't going to change minds on this one.
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Love it LaChay, a big LOL!
Yeah, Sucky is probably getting - what was the word? - rooted at the moment. So you'll have to excuse him. hahaha
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Within, I know, I can't help myself. Sucky didn't make it in so I had to throw some Scripture up in here. I feel like I have to defend our lovely MK's honor, as futile as it may be, lol.
LaChaylo & EC, Lmfao at "learning us" some Leviticus and the thorough antiseptic spraying of the thread. *applauds the effort*
OnT or OffT: ... It goes on, and on..., and on..., and on... endlessly.
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And to the comment because I haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist as to gay sex in animals is laughable. Duh? Really? Is this what you people do when you can't talk the point put forth?
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This coming from a troll who bases their logic on a few Bible verses.
Pffft.
I doubt you hide yourself away when you're on your rag, you idiot:
"If a woman have an issue, and her issue... be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even." 15:19
Go away unless you follow all of Leviticus to the letter. Dumb ass.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:52pm.
Oh God! LOL! Fist Brown and RiRi!? That should be fun!
I like quiet Sunday's myself. Actually, I like quiet days, period!
My situation is my own fault. I was too trusting and sympathetic and got bit in the ass in the end, but it will all work out in the end. He is just a bully type and thinks that because I am a girl, he will intimidate me. Not happening. I will just be glad when the dumb ass is gone, and then I am going to just leave the place vacant while I REALLY screen the next renters. It may take a week, it may take a year, but never again with this bullshit.
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Yea, they've been here maybe a total of little over a month and it's been constant! The other night the cops came and he got arrested! Though I have to say, this place is ALOOOOOT more calmer than where I use to live. That place was like Jerry Springer on acid! And the landlord was a shitty bastard who never wanted to fix anything!
Don't let him intimidate you.You have the law on your side! I never understood why tenents decided to act horribly if they had a fair landlord. Where I lived before, I would HAVE LOVED a decent landlord, instead of the hypocritical christian zealot bastard I had! all I wanted was to be left alone. I paid my rent on time, no one heard a peep out of me, and that was it! I never felt the need to cause a ruckus! Sounds like you gotta real creep on your hands! And I agree, in this day and age, people say not to discriminate, but sometimes it's not discrimination its just using a good sense of judgment so you don't get screwed over!
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Bjorkie, long time no see!! How you been?
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:25pm.
"...Octo broke up with her man!!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKss2uYpih8
I wish that I had something snarky or funny to say, but all I can say about that guy is "Ew."
Anyone got any troll spray?
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 4:55pm.
Big fucking deal Gladys, if you have been here 5 minutes or 5 years.
You are still an ignorant, uneducated bigot.
By the way dim wit, I'm a girl. Seriously, you have been here so long and know NOTHING about this site at all. Clueless swine!
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Really too bad you are such a narcissist that you over imagine your importance on this website or any other. The fact that you resort to name calling only validates that you cannot put forth facts supporting your position.
I am only too happy to talk in logic and facts without resorting to juvenile name calling.
And to the comment because I haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist as to gay sex in animals is laughable. Duh? Really? Is this what you people do when you can't talk the point put forth?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 8:59pm.
Thanks Within. Everything will work out. Just a bump in the road.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 7:46pm.
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Way to go EC. Don't let this renter take anymore advantage. Just a couple more days to go. If you are able to take a short break it may be just what you need. ;)
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:52pm.
Oh God! LOL! Fist Brown and RiRi!? That should be fun!
I like quiet Sunday's myself. Actually, I like quiet days, period!
My situation is my own fault. I was too trusting and sympathetic and got bit in the ass in the end, but it will all work out in the end. He is just a bully type and thinks that because I am a girl, he will intimidate me. Not happening. I will just be glad when the dumb ass is gone, and then I am going to just leave the place vacant while I REALLY screen the next renters. It may take a week, it may take a year, but never again with this bullshit.
Submitted by gladyslove on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 4:41pm.
I have lived my entire life in farms
LOL
Too easy.
bwahaha
;)
Well done.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 7:25pm.
So if you don't see something, it must not exist. Nice logic, GLove.
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Troll can't possibly be making that comparison Anony, he/she claims to be a Christian, no? ;-)"
I hope everyone of Katie's triumphant smiles stabs Tommygirl like knife. She looks great, btw. No more Stepford Hag sh*t going on. She's smelling the fresh air of freedom from that Narcissist.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 7:25pm.
So if you don't see something, it must not exist. Nice logic, GLove.
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Troll can't possibly be making that comparison Anony, he/she claims to be a Christian, no? ;-)
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So if you don't see something, it must not exist. Nice logic, GLove.
All those people who have seen same-gendered animals boofing each other...they were just imagining that, right? The POINT wasn't to compare homosexuals to animals, but to show proof that homosexuality does occur in nature, ergo two men or women finding each other attractive is not "unnatural".
Yeah...I know...why am I engaging the troll...?
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 3:11pm.
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Lmao Little rasc! I once fought laughter death at a place where the black lights showed this really pushy dude's radioactive sweat stains AHA HA HA
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 4:58pm.
You are so right Boredas. I guess I am just riled up from issues here at home right now, so I have totally forgotten my own advice! Thanks for slapping me back in to reality!
How are you this fine Sunday?
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It's a quiet Sunday for me, EC, but that's not a bad thing. Some new people in my apartment complex moved next door to me, and lets just say it sounds like Fist Brown and RiRi moved next door!
I read about your situation in the other post, and that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! Have things gotten better? What does the aftermath look like? I hate when people do that because it makes it stricter and harder for the good tenents!
I've been on the other side of the coin. With a shady landlord, but I can totally see both sides. All I can say is, GIVE'EM HELL! You're DListed stock! Kick some ass! We gotcho covered like a jimmy hat!
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Submitted by Kizzy on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 10:02am.
I'd kiss the lawyer who got me out of that crazy cult and away from that crazy lunatic, too. That lawyer has earned his dime.
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THIS
his wife would totally have to have a restraining order on me 'cause I'd be so giddy with gratefulness
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 07/29/2012 - 4:58pm.
You are so right Boredas. I guess I am just riled up from issues here at home right now, so I have totally forgotten my own advice! Thanks for slapping me back in to reality!
How are you this fine Sunday?