The Queen! Bond! Corgis!
I know, you're just here for the Corgis.
At tonight's Opening Ceremony for the 2012 Olympics (or as I know them as, the 2012 Athlete Bulge Watch), London shot their biggest load by putting THE QUEEN (you should curtsy at your keyboard while reading that) and James Bond together in the same room. I expected Helen Mirren in THE QUEEN drag to turn around when Bond came sashaying in, but it was the actual Queen and she had a line and everything. I hope this leads to The Queen starring in the next Bond movies as a villainess who beats him with her pocket book.
I haven't finished watching all of the Opening Ceremony, but I'm assuming that instead of fireworks, a naked Prince Hot Ginge came out and did jumping jacks. And I'm also assuming that the musical entertainment was Pete Doherty letting out his crack yodel while Harvey Price backed him up on the tambourine. Oh, and England's official ambassador of beauty Jodie Marsh lit the Olympic cauldron, right? Am I right? I'm totally right.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:30am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:21am.
many thanks -- it has been a challenge! on top of everything else today my former roommate's dog [pit bull] went for my dear Michelle the dopey retriever's neck and it was nasty i barely got them separated. i'm laughing and talking junk tonight but still rattled...
yes, interview last Friday -- went thru 3 state interview in 2010-11 and didn't get, trying not to get my hopes up this time
OT: i'm assuming Beckham is going to light the torch after that cologne commercial [kudos to whomever said that, lol]. but someone also gave a spoiler re: Ali. hmmmmmmm
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
What's that douche Mitt Romney doing there??? Suck my dick!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
for 200,000 condoms, they have ordered lube in oil barrel-sized and athelete's just bring a drink bottle to refill lube.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:32am.
Loopy don't forget the fools who tear them just gettin' them on!*shakes head*
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LMAO!!!
wtf the usa uniforms?!?
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Loopy don't forget the fools who tear them just gettin' them on!*shakes head*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
i feel sorry for the cleaning ladies who have to clean up 200,000 used condoms.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:26am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:14am.
What! wait a minute, what did I do now?
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OLOL, for egging GG on! I'm passed out and she's smearing makeup on me and taking all sorts of advantage! And you are... laughing your ass off? I am disappointed that's why olollol
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LOL, I didn't see THAT part, I must have just caught the tail end of it. I did see you "passed out" but I didn't know you were getting "tagged!"
See...this has been my week!
Now having said that, GG BAD GIRL!! lol!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:29am.
@Loopy, then I better pack some ice packs for the sore no-no holes. Yes?
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better get a wheelchair for the super horny ones, cuz they wouldn't be able to walk.
its more than just sore no-nos lol sore mouths, hands, wrists, ear holes.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:26am.
yes, i'm still watching
/also runs with scissors and listens to Rihanna songs
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:26am.
"Ah Foxxy you're always a sweetheart:)"
heh, yeah, well, um,i bet there are a few other dlisters who might beg to differ, lmao. but thank you <3
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:21am.
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Hi Foxxy! Sorry, you've not had the best week! Didn't you have an interview recently? Nervewracking. Hope this next week is easier Foxxy! ((hugs))
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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200,000 condoms for 10,300 atheletes.
thats 19 fucks person over 3 weeks, but some get 8 a day, apparently ryan lochte said some of his buddies was fucking on different girls every hour, and they would just come to the house, fuck, leave, then 20minutes later, another girl comes in...and so on.
now i dunno if that is just guys being guys and telling tales.
@Loopy, then I better pack some ice packs for the sore no-no holes. Yes?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WR, we're going to make t-shirts of the most humiliating shot too!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
OMG the Serbian flag carrier! Sooo freakin' HOTTT!
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you know the olympic committee ordered 200,000 condoms for the athelete's village.
my god, all those FIT hunky people sexing each other.
they ordered 200,000 this time cuz last beijing games, they ordered 100,000 and ran out and had to order an extra 50,000. so this time they ordered 200,000 condoms.
so by the end of the 3 weeks, many holes would have been used.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:21am.
@ Whamo
/tosses you some of my 18% thc blue dream...
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Ah Foxxy you're always a sweetheart:)
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:14am.
What! wait a minute, what did I do now?
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OLOL, for egging GG on! I'm passed out and she's smearing makeup on me and taking all sorts of advantage! And you are... laughing your ass off? I am disappointed that's why olollol
@Foxxy and Wowlie, you still watching this?
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Foxxy, my laptop was burping up too.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:22am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:17am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:11am.
frankly, i was through with him after "Ebony and Ivory." done and done.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:19am
i had a little dlisted connection prob earlier so i was not able to post my little quad-annual [is that every four years?] meltdown over the entry of the Argentinian team ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:17am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:11am.
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Ya you know I LOVE my Beatles but it's pretty hard to defend him as of late. I think he need to sit TF down and just coast on being great, he's not doing him or the legacy any favours at this point:(
The Romanian flag is cute too!
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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:16am.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:09am.
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I will NEVER step away again:( lol!
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Lmao. ;-)
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
@ Whamo
"It's been weird week for me across the board:("
sorry, hon. hope you have a better weekend and next week and keep your head up!!
/tosses you some of my 18% thc blue dream...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Swedes!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:11am
*waves back* you're another one who's been on a roll the past few days like Loopy. must have really been a good vacation ;-D
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:16am.
Ha ha Whamo! Messing up and not knowing it!
==================================================No shit, I'm all over the place tonight!
It's been weird week for me across the board:(
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:11am.
i'm good, tyvm -- enjoying a fine evening with some fine dlisters and looking forward to seeing who lights the torch. still want to see Patsy and Edina, hoping i can get to my remote in time before McCartney warbles a note. when this is over i'm watching the Ab Fab episode DiamondDogs posted earlier
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:09am.
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I will NEVER step away again:( lol!
Ha ha Whamo! Messing up and not knowing it!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, lol.
The Norwegian flag carrier is gorgeous. I saw a hot looking French guy at the end of their line earlier. When I would pause the tv, it would look too blurry. : /
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:11am.
Whamo, you are so not invited now! *signs call me later* lmao
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What! wait a minute, what did I do now?
WR, I'll even smear up your makeup while your passed out!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:09am.
i regret that i rewound to see what you were talking about re: Mexico. "ouch" said my eyes
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:57am.
HAhahah GG, thanks I knew I could count on you... for an alibi and evidence!
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:01am.
I always laugh my ass off at those shots of chicks passed out with their skit up their waist and the poon "airing out" LOL!!
Whamo, you are so not invited now! *signs call me later* lmao
*waves hi to Wowlie and Foxxy*
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Foxxy, me too! I like to see what each country is wearing.
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You must of missed the pic reveal earlier...I had the heels on ;-)
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Wha wha WHAT!!!! Where the hell was I on THAT one?
just my luck! lol
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Lmao, in open post a little earlier, you must have been elsewhere. ;-)
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
@ Wowl, those were sarapes.
:O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:05am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:03am
going to let someone else handle that "me and my kitty" statement.
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Too easy eh! :) How's it goin girly girl?:D
GG back atcha :P ....edit...sorry I thought you were throwing me that kiss at me..lol, ah...never mind
*Rossana Rosanna Danna voice:)
Just saw Mexico. What are they wearing? Lol O < o
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:02am.
i've been rewinding and pausing and forwarding. i'm prob out of sync
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:02am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:57am.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 1:50am.
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You must of missed the pic reveal earlier...I had the heels on ;-)
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Wha wha WHAT!!!! Where the hell was I on THAT one?
just my luck! lol
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:03am
going to let someone else handle that "me and my kitty" statement. you're welcome ;-P lol
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Thats supposed to be good luck, Whamo.
*kisses to Wowl*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*waves a everyone*
Just saw your greetings! : )
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I'm still watching & throwing in my play by play.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I have a GD cricket in my kitchen somewhere and it's driving me and my kitty nuts
Electric Light Orchestra!!! Love that band!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
who is that with Costas? Lauer?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12