The Queen! Bond! Corgis!
I know, you're just here for the Corgis.
At tonight's Opening Ceremony for the 2012 Olympics (or as I know them as, the 2012 Athlete Bulge Watch), London shot their biggest load by putting THE QUEEN (you should curtsy at your keyboard while reading that) and James Bond together in the same room. I expected Helen Mirren in THE QUEEN drag to turn around when Bond came sashaying in, but it was the actual Queen and she had a line and everything. I hope this leads to The Queen starring in the next Bond movies as a villainess who beats him with her pocket book.
I haven't finished watching all of the Opening Ceremony, but I'm assuming that instead of fireworks, a naked Prince Hot Ginge came out and did jumping jacks. And I'm also assuming that the musical entertainment was Pete Doherty letting out his crack yodel while Harvey Price backed him up on the tambourine. Oh, and England's official ambassador of beauty Jodie Marsh lit the Olympic cauldron, right? Am I right? I'm totally right.
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Has Prince Hot Ginge left for the pub already? not seeing him in the royal box shots anymore...
ETA: never mind, he put his flask away and put his head back up
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:40am.
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HAHAHA Loopy, well you did volunteer for the mission, I don't think you're trying your best here lol
@GG, I WOULD NEVER POST YOUR PICS... WHILE YOU WERE PASSED OUT... ON THE RAVINE... NEVER!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Where's the steaker! No steaker? :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:56am.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:53am.
Great Britain just came out.
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that's wonderful... i'm glad it had the courage to publicly come to terms with it's... wait a second... i may have read that wrong... HA!
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Lmao ESE! Did you watch the ceremony? : )
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Oh ESE, you big silly!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:54am.
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Lol yes!
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:52am
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Hey Sal, did you see they deleted our posts? WTF? I'm not used to censorship like that. Who is this old coot on the podium?
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:53am.
Great Britain just came out.
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that's wonderful... i'm glad it had the courage to publicly come to terms with it's... wait a second... i may have read that wrong... HA!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:53am.
That was a visual, Loopy! :D
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that was my raven simone moment without the disney camera zoom-into-eyes special effects and lesbian girlfriend name Azzmarie.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:54am.
it just reached me. and i just reached for my bowl...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
WOwl, wait til you see the neon birds. A serious OMG moment!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:53am
looking like they were dressed by the House of Dereon...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by salacious on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:52am.
Whamo's been talking about his kitty again...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Great Britain just came out.
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The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
That was a visual, Loopy! :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I like that grassy hill with all the flags on it. It reminds me of the drive to Oxford.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Evening, funny ones! What did I miss. 9 pages about the Queen?! :S
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:48am.
@Whamo
do they recycle the condoms? cuz it is plastic afterall.
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They just rinse them out and resell them in Kuala Lumpur to American tourists
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and kim kardashian is the machine they use, she uses two fingers to squeeze the condom from top to bottom and empty it in her mouth and then she flips the condom inside out, puts it in her mouth, holds the other end, and pulls it out slowly, like when somebody at KFC licks their finger after eating the chicken.
TADA!!!!.. i think i went too far lol
I swear this thing is 1900 hours long!!
That bird/cyclist floating over the area is tripppyyyy duuuddde....
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Flying bikes? WTF?
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:46am.
Hi ESE! Been lurking?
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nah, i just got here, and saw you slacking on the job... had to chime in.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:46am.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:44am.
Flashing glittery chocha pics *side-eyes WHAMO*
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Aww I feel bad now....*takes laptop into bedroom* :P
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Streaming video?!? ;-)
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Are those neon birds? Oh shit the LSD trip is on again!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@Whamo
do they recycle the condoms? cuz it is plastic afterall.
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They just rinse them out and resell them in Kuala Lumpur to American tourists
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Hi ESE! Been lurking?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:44am.
Flashing glittery chocha pics *side-eyes WHAMO*
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Aww I feel bad now....*takes laptop into bedroom* :P
@Within --
there was a gratuitous ANTM Mr. Jay produced-looking clip of Beckham "driving" a speedboat toward the stadium with an unidentified female athlete (or model) in front holding the torch. seemed to be setting him up as either the final torch bearer or the lighter
and, thanks! <3
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:43am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:39am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:37am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:32am.
i feel sorry for the cleaning ladies who have to clean up 200,000 used condoms.
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LOL! now THAT'S Dyson commercial
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those poor cleaning ladies, picking up those hazmats with their fingers.
do they recycle the condoms? cuz it is plastic afterall.
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They just rinse them out and resell them in Kuala Lumpur to American tourists
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*runs to toilet to vomit*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:37am.
Spider3, those uniforms looked like my high school uniform.
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I know! and berets! ugh
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"Though this be madness, yet there is method in it." - Hamlet, Shakespeare
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:41am.
7 BILLION pieces of paper??? I aint sweaping that up!
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oh, come on!!... we'll give ya a 'lil dust buster?... don't be a whiner!... oh never mind, ya big baby!... heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Come on WR, its not like you're not going to post my drunkie mug shots over the interwebs!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Please dont let them allow Beckham to speak.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:40am.
Dude, they're playing BOwie's Heros for UK!
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GG, I may have to reconsider our gang play. Now, I am having reservations. Flashing glittery chocha pics *side-eyes WHAMO* and you posting it... I feel taken advantage off! hahaha
((Foxxy)) hope you get in next time... and poor doggy!
OnT: Who said Beckham? Where? But the Queen was AWESOME!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:39am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:37am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:32am.
i feel sorry for the cleaning ladies who have to clean up 200,000 used condoms.
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LOL! now THAT'S Dyson commercial
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those poor cleaning ladies, picking up those hazmats with their fingers.
do they recycle the condoms? cuz it is plastic afterall.
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They just rinse them out and resell them in Kuala Lumpur to American tourists
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:39am.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:36am.
OT: i'm assuming Beckham is going to light the torch after that cologne commercial [kudos to whomever said that, lol].
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Dat was me!
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minnie mouse better not get his hair caught on fire.
or else minnie mouse be pissed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMydjUiy0lY
Jez, the poor Queen is still there. She should be in a nice warm bed with a cup of Horlicks.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
fuck you LeBron
/sorry. it had to be said.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
7 BILLION pieces of paper??? I aint sweaping that up!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
does Lauren have the exclusive lifetime contract to do the US uniforms? doesn't he always do them.
they look like Salvation Army interns.
GRANT HILL!!!!! i <3 Grant Hill
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:39am.
omg okay, that means i will need a wheelchair and a pysiotherapist for 6 months to help me walk again.
Dude, they're playing BOwie's Heros for UK!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:30am.
200,000 ordered? omg for Brazil, they'll need to double that if we're going! ;)
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:36am.
OT: i'm assuming Beckham is going to light the torch after that cologne commercial [kudos to whomever said that, lol].
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Dat was me!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:37am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:32am.
i feel sorry for the cleaning ladies who have to clean up 200,000 used condoms.
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LOL! now THAT'S Dyson commercial
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those poor cleaning ladies, picking up those hazmats with their fingers.
do they recycle the condoms? cuz it is plastic afterall.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:35am
former Olympic committee chair [when Winter Games in SLC]. but i share your sentiment
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:33am.
wtf the usa uniforms?!?
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that was designed by ralph lauren.
the uk uniform was designed by stella "im famous cuz of my dad" mccartny/
Spider3, those uniforms looked like my high school uniform.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 07/28/2012 - 2:32am.
i feel sorry for the cleaning ladies who have to clean up 200,000 used condoms.
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LOL! now THAT'S Dyson commercial