Who Worked It Better?
On the left is Lycia Naff as the iconic three-tittied hooker from the original Total Recall, and on the right is Kaitlyn Leeb as the new (and not improved) three-tittied hooker from the PG-13 rated Total Recall remake. Never mind that both trio of chichi balls look more natural than anything on LeAnn Rimes' chest, the new three-tittied hooker never stood a chance. It's not because she sort of looks like a humanized version of Sarah Larson. It's because of one very important, the only important, thing: NIPPLES!
Since the shitafied remake of Total Recall is PG-13, they can't burn the innocent eyes of 13-year-olds with the image of three rubber nipples on the Triplets of Titville. Why even bother remaking this mess if they're going to censor the best part? The three-tittied hookers' three breasts (aka a motorboater's wonderland) were definitely the first triplet titty balls I've ever seen and they might've been the first chichis I saw in a movie. It was so shocking to me and it blew my mind as a kid. I can't with any of this. Why can't they let the "three times a titty" hooker be great? And I don't even want to know how they fucked up the fat ginger beauty.
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As another note... the original looks like a lot more fun. New one looks bitchy.
I'm a woman, and I'm actually slightly annoyed by this. It's not that I particularly care about seeing boobs, all I have to do is pull the collar of my shirt out and look down, but it's more the principle. To me, the 3-breasted woman was iconic in her own way, and probably the first boobs I also saw on television. I feel like they did not do her any justice by censoring her, and I think it's only a precursor to the sort of thing we can expect from the movie.
Personally... I'll skip this in theaters, and if I ever see it, it'll probably be because someone else rented it from a Redbox.
"Mom! Guess what? *screaming* I got a part in the new Total Recall! Uh-uh. There's a tiny bit of nudity but it's tastefully done."
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 10:50pm.
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Loopy! They should have remade it with 4 boobies, or maybe 5 or 6 though, don't you agree? HAHAHAHA
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:17pm.
RECAWL RECAWL RECAWL!!!! FUCK YOUR FACE NETFLIX FOR NOT HAVING THIS ON STREAMING GOD I'M CHOKING ON MY OWN RAGE HERE.
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Bwaaaahaaahaaaaaaa!! God I love you. Too bad you are gay, or into old hairy uncle dudes, or whatever it is this week.
im sorry but the original alien 3 tits prostitute wins. no competition.
she was sassier, had more attitude, and plus she took a bullet.
Here is a porno of a girl with 3 tits but I dunno if it's real...
http://video.xnxx.com/video1227810/the_girl_with_three_tits_the_chick_wi...
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I'm going with the original lady. Why in the world would the middle boob be higher than the other two? Makes no sense. I'm skipping this mess of a remake. The original is great - no need to remake it.
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Did the prostitute also have two vaginas? Maybe not because two vaginas is a real condition? Why does spell check not recognize the plural of vagina?
Man, 2 boobs is hard enough..three would be a disaster
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Three! 3! Three of anything makes this crotch twitch. Liked the charecter now liked her then. Three tits.
Colin Farrell is in this mess? OK, I might have to see it.
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Wow, at first glance I thought it was going to be "Who wore the breast plate better: Shanel or Carmen Carrerra?".
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The one on the left FTW! She looks like she has a personality and the new girl looks like she might play her like a robot. I'm not watching this anyway since I'm tired of these type of movies and usually skip remakes.
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Sharon Stone was a hot bitch in the original. And as soon as I heard this was PG13 my first thought was how are they gonna do the 3 titty hooka.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 3:00pm.
Yeah, I hope the fake ones are hollow and moulded to her torso.
fleur_de_lis oh I see it now, that must have hurt!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:51pm.
Fucking wow.
https://twitter.com/celebboutique/status/226369632154570752
What does that mean? Twitters baffling :(
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:52pm
Lol..for real! Is it all just plastic or are these bitches deformed? No one is asking the hard questions!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:52pm.
this is freaking me out! why are her real bewbs so far apart?
What on earth makes you think you are looking at real tits? In either of those 2 pics. New hooker's itty bitties are underneath that crap. You can see them bulging below the plastic ones too.
the new three-tittied hooker also reminds me of those pictures of "perfect women" completely created in photoshop that are all over the net.
one look and you can tell that the nerd, who spent 47 hours rendering it, has never seen/touched/squeezed a boob in his life
Oh wow Chris E! I hope everyone sees that!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
this is freaking me out! why are her real bewbs so far apart?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Fucking wow.
https://twitter.com/celebboutique/status/226369632154570752
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M.E. I catched a glimps of what you said about your kiddo. Glad you have such a good ped and good luck to you and your family :)
And I second the TEAM ORIGINAL 3 BEWBED BITCH!
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
I'm fucking tired of action/superhero movies. So over it.
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i don't know how they managed that but the new version looks waaaaay more artificial than the old one
So, did the new three tittied hooker get a bewb job? Why is her middle tit so much higher?
TEAM ORIGINAL 3 BEWBED BITCH!
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by Im the Mary on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:25pm.
I want to see a hooker with 3 butt cheeks.
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That's the gay porn version "Total Precum"
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You should trademark that shit NOW!
There are old hollywood actors waiting to fap to that movie... Line is forming already at gay pron theaters.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
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I liked the original Total Recall, and for the most part prefer the Originals when it comes to movies. (Clash of the Titans, for example. How can you beat the badly executed clay monsters?) Not going to watch the remake.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:29pm.
Original is always better. Go home, new hooker!
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Haha, no way Nanners. I'm here to stay, bad taste and all. Makes me the consummate dlister
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:20pm.
Submitted by super8atefilm on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:17pm.
Sometimes the remake is better than the original: Clash of the Titans, True Grit, The Thing, Cape Fear.
You have no taste.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:31pm.
The remake of The Thing was NOT comparable to the original.
The original was scary as shit, the new one, nope.
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I don't think the '51 was scarier than the '82. But the 2011 was shit.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Original. At least her skin AND tits looked real. This bitch looks like she was carved out of wax fruit.
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Submitted by Im the Mary on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:25pm.
I want to see a hooker with 3 butt cheeks.
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That's the gay porn version "Total Precum".
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:23pm.
At least Colin Farrell is pretty to look at.
The remake of The Thing was NOT comparable to the original.
The original was scary as shit, the new one, nope.
Original is always better. Go home, new hooker!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:20pm.
You have no taste.
Are you saying only original films are the best and there are no good remakes, or you don't care for the examples?
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
Shit, I was totally confusing this with Blade Runner all the time, but alas, it's just that awful Schwarzenegger movie.
I want to see a hooker with 3 butt cheeks.
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:04pm.
of course it will be, Jessica Biel's in it.
Ugh.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 1:57pm.
*sniff*
Yep, smells like an incoming FLOP to me.
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I'm with you on this one LS Colin Farrel is box office poison no doubt
A remake?! Omg that's so original! Lets all go and pay too much money to see sub-par actors pretend they're other sub-par actors!
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For your health.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:17pm.
I'M CHOKING ON MY OWN RAGE HERE.
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Submitted by super8atefilm on Fri, 07/20/2012 - 2:17pm.
Sometimes the remake is better than the original: Clash of the Titans, True Grit, The Thing, Cape Fear.
You have no taste.
I'm actually looking forward to the dvd release of this. I hate going to the theater and not just because of what when down in Colorado.
Sometimes the remake is better than the original: Clash of the Titans, True Grit, The Thing, Cape Fear.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
RECAWL RECAWL RECAWL!!!! FUCK YOUR FACE NETFLIX FOR NOT HAVING THIS ON STREAMING GOD I'M CHOKING ON MY OWN RAGE HERE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ugh they really need to leave movies that already exist alone. It's getting stupid.
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Now how did I know that specific scene would be included in this movie? It is a key plot point dunchaknow?
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