The Second Coming Goes To Bergdorf’s

July 18, 2012 / Posted by:

I already linked to a few pictures at Lainey of Beyonce struttin’ into Bergdorf Goodman in NYC with a huge dollop of Baduizm on her head and little Blue Ivy Carter in her arms, and here’s a picture from the inside someone tweeted earlier today. Beyonce and Jay-Z’s team of security guard ninjas must’ve been hungover or some shit, because usually when they see you pull out a cell phone while in the presence of the chosen one, they’ll tackle you to the floor, drag you out of the store, throw you into a van, drive you out to a deserted field, drop you into a shaft and before you know it Basement Baby is handing you a plate of hors d’oeuvres made of moth balls as a welcome gift. But that didn’t happen and the Internet got the first picture of B.I.C.’s face in six months. She has a whole lot hair! She has a whole lot of cheeks! She has some Jay-Z in the face! Now, every church in the world can update the portrait they have on their Shrine to Blue Ivy Carter.

And I don’t know what has Beyonce and Jesus’ successor so hypnotized. I’m guessing what they’re staring at is covered in rare red diamonds and/or is so expensive that it needs two tags to fit its full price. Because if that wasn’t the case, they’d both be yawning while saying “NEXT!” with their eyes.

via E! Online

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