This Is Our Future, Part 20
Every sign of rules in the pool area of every South Florida apartment complex needs to be updated to read: No Diving. No Alcoholic Beverages. And Absolutely No Filming Of Booty-Popping Videos Starring 6-Year-Old Boys.
In a music video that's like an air kiss to Child Protective Services, 6-year-old mini rapper Albert Roundtree Jr. of South Florida raps about poppin' booties while surrounded by a pool full of garbage barge hos in bikinis. This mess is like a Naughty By Nature video as seen through the eyes of PedoBear. All the adults involved in this full blown fuckery need to be arrested. Albert's parents needed to be arrested for spending their money on this ILLEGAL foolery rather than spending it on getting that boy's hernia looked at before it pops all over the place. Those hos need to be thrown in the back of a paddy wagon for shaking their asses at a little boy who doesn't even know what the hell he's rapping about. Although, maybe they're extra dim in the brains and mistook that boy for Flavor Flav without his gold-plated grill on. They still need to be arrested and charged for taking part in this Mary Kay Letourneau-approved shit.
But the most surprising thing is that this boy isn't a Smith.
via Complex
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Um, instead of having their kid do this shit, they should be taking him to a surgeon to get his umbilical hernia fixed. He has a huge hernia and it's dangerous to let it go. My daughter had what I thought was a cute 'outie' belly button, but her pediatrican said it was a hernia and needed to be operated on when she was 5. It wasn't nearly as big as the one this kid has. When he loses part of his intestines because it wasn't fixed, he won't be doing much singing or hanging with ass shaking ho's.
this kids future looks brighter than mine...
"I've had crabs. I've had lice. I've had the clap and that ain't nice. SO WHAT!?!?!?!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure..."
"other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Stoopid.
MMMMMM okay, I thought this might be sweet/sarcastic/sardonic/a joke etc - but upon 10 seconds of viewing I feel all icky inside - ARREST THE PARENTS - this aint right...
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Certified Slore
I think the Walmart one with all the booty poppin in Walmart and the Walmart parking lot was way worse, but the diff is that was adults being nasty...poor Albert Jr., stage parents trying to make his little Urkel self gangsta!!!
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:59am.
Funny you never see Oriental people doing trashy shit like this. They're all too busy studying to be brain surgeons I imagine.
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Or on a bus making fat old women cry
A-Rod owns a lot of properties in FL/So. FL. Wouldn't it be hilarious if this was set on one of his?
That kid should be removed from his parent(s) for sexual abuse and neglect, both of which are proved by this "video" from the pit of hell. The hernia alone should earn FL's DCF "Mother of the Year (NOT!!)" award. POS people.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
The parents must be on bath salts. Disgrace.
I'm thinking this kid will bloom gay when puberty comes a-knockin'. Maybe dad had the same feeling and thought this video shoot would help "turn" him hetero. Jesus, though, that poor kid needs to get the hell away from whoever his guardians are that allowed this blight to be.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by shopaholic: "...this shit is rampant in schools. it's the reason i quit teaching preschool. i was disturbed when 3 year olds came in singing Katie Perry songs. there are no boundaries for children anymore."
Since you mention Katy Perry... When my oldest was in preschool, she came home singing "I kissed a girl and I liked it..." and I was like "WHUUUUUT?
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it still appalls me that PRESCHOOLERS are exposed to that music. that young singer/tart had no chance, as the adults in her life as absolute idiots. i fear for her future. i'm glad you're daughter has you to guide her.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 9:09am.
okayyyyyyyyyyyyy.
imagine it was dicks all bouncing & rubbing up in a tiny girl's face.
not so fucking funny anymore, huh.
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excellent analogy! you are spot on!
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by shopaholic: "...this shit is rampant
Since you mention Katy Perry...
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You made me laugh with this,
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therein lies the difference. your mom would freak & get really mad. the parents these days encourage their little darlings to sing this shit. they also take them to Katie Perry concerts, as that's an appropriate activity for a young child. it all boils down to the fact that many parents 1) don't have a backbone to stand up to their kid 2) they will not say no to their kids & 3) they want to be their child's friend. they can't be a good parent and their kid's friend. i blame the parents 100%!
Pure trash!
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Insert Porn Music
This is disgusting. Not funny at all....
okayyyyyyyyyyyyy.
imagine it was dicks all bouncing & rubbing up in a tiny girl's face.
not so fucking funny anymore, huh.
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
http://youtu.be/p0mHxtpoq2c
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Not all black people are like this. This is complete bullshit and I do not approve.
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 7:59am.
Funny you never see Oriental people doing trashy shit like this. They're all too busy studying to be brain surgeons I imagine.
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you mean like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JgH5AjVxGo
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Florida is a strange place indeed
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Funny you never see Oriental people doing trashy shit like this. They're all too busy studying to be brain surgeons I imagine.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Looks like his umbilical cord didn't drop yet. Poor child, this is not right.
I don't know why Americans are surprised,
laws of reaping and sowing...
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
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Nobody informed him about the disfigured penis growing out of his stomach -?!
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Pedo bear naughty by nature video! Lol
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 12:08am.
hahahaha, this is so fucking sad, its funny. I will join the ranks of helicopter Moms with pride, while i declare that my kids are forced to listen to K-Love (christian contemporary radio station) in my car. When they stopped censoring words like "bitch" on the popstation, it was time to say goodbye.
Right now, i m blasting the "lord of the Rings" soundtrack in my car. Don`t judge.
And get the boy`s hernia fixed. Shit, that looks painful.
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Oddly enough i don't get if you are serious or not.
Thanks anyway for changing my mind - i was about to rant away on discoshit (i refuse to distinguish) and how commonly it displays women as objectified fuckholes, so no wonder some day these braindead discoshit assclowns don't get how problematic this is in general and specifically in the context of toddlers.
BUT then there's the counterpoint of uptight religious assclowns who want to mark sexuality in general as something evil. I can't have that kind of sickos applauding me.
Rock and a hard place.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Makes me sick... Its our future indeed...
The only thing popping in that video is that kid's intestines popping out & forming that hernia!
South Florida, that explains enough.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
I am seriously hoping that they made this little song and dance video so they could save money and get that umbilical hernia fixed...sheesh...
hahahaha, this is so fucking sad, its funny. I will join the ranks of helicopter Moms with pride, while i declare that my kids are forced to listen to K-Love (christian contemporary radio station) in my car. When they stopped censoring words like "bitch" on the popstation, it was time to say goodbye.
Right now, i m blasting the "lord of the Rings" soundtrack in my car. Don`t judge.
And get the boy`s hernia fixed. Shit, that looks painful.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Looks like an umbilical hernia. Go to the link below and look at the picture.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umbilical_hernia
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:24pm.
Hahahaha-- S & F you are a crass act!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Child-men, actual children-- none of them make my bootie pop. Where are the real men?????
That being said / demanded, I'll bet Albert Jr. and Sr. Roundtree'll make a killing off of ringtone royalties. This jam's got ironic white hipster and ghettofabulous cross-over appeal.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
@Hekki - LOL - I'm surprised Octomom wasn't it in it..ugh!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:37pm.
LMFPO!!!
...and people wonder why hip-hop in 2012 sucks like Charybdis on a rowboat.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by illuminaupolis on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:43pm.
I just lost all faith in humanity.
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what took you so long?
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Dude, I'm a optimist, that's what took me so long.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Won't watch. Probably not healthy to hate the world more than I already do.
Its not a tooma........well, actually, it is....
Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 9:30pm.
Where is CPS?
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overworked and underpaid and overwhelmed. child abuse seems to be running rampant in this country. how could they keep up?
I tried to see what all the posts are about and it seems that the video at COMPLEX has been removed.
A "culture" that has put up with this shit for years from adults and teenagers is responsible for this. Where did they think it was going to end? It had to get raunchier than Ludicris singing and doing videos of "Pussy Popping " and all the other videos of gangstas sipping champagne in the pool with mostly naked women bumping and grinding to keep the customers coming back.
My grandma would be outta her chair and taking her switch to some bitches over this.
Florida, fucking figures
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by shopaholic: "...this shit is rampant
Since you mention Katy Perry...
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You made me laugh with this, this is different because they weren't that inappropriate but when I was 8 or so my sister had me singing all sorts of stuff I was too young to be singing. I would go to school and the other kids had never heard any of the tunes I do. I'd sing Bowie tunes (where I got my love of Bowie), The Guess Who and her favorite was Dead Babies by Alice Cooper, my mom would freak and really get mad but my sis use to cry laughing when I'd sing that for her, my sis was so cool with me when I was a little gaffer. Lol:)
Submitted by Side-Eyez: "...sticks her ass out and shakes it, HARDCORE, like some drunk is waving a dollar bill at her during the afternoon shift at the local titty bar..."
LMFPO!!!
Where is CPS?
What is wrong with the adults in this vid that they don't see anything wrong with this?
Poor little tyke. All that premature booty gave him a herniated naval.
Well well. That one on the left can certainly make that tattoo jiggle, can't she?
-Einah
That Lil' Shaft is a baaaaaaad motha--Wash yo mouf!
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 07/05/2012 - 8:13pm.
Hehe. Imagines Deb and I sitting on a boardwalk with a couple of strong drinks and ripping people to shreds as they walk by. LOL!
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Get a load of THAT one, Mani!!!! More ice, hon?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson