What In The Craft Project Hell.....

England's finest rose is a beacon of understated elegance from her "Raggedy Ann after a $2 blowout" weave to her Spalding-made titty balls to her Bad-era Michael Jackson tattoo and all the way down to her graceful hooves. And Jodie Marsh's precious feet only deserve the best, which is why she slipped them into a pair of exquisitely crafted heels that are so delicate they make Cinderella's lucite slippers look like some knock-off CROCs from Payless. Don't let anybody tell you that you can't achieve high levels of luxury with a hot glue gun, a can of gold spray paint, a couple of dead crows, a string of black Cheerios anal beads and some shit you stole from a 5th grader's diorama project on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

But seriously, what is that dark-sided shit on Jodie's feets? Those aren't shoes, they're a traveling black magic witch ceremony. I see those chicken feet voodoo dolls. Everyone around her got the heaves and they figured it was from looking at the fugness on her feet. But no, with every step Jodie took, she cast a black magic curse on them. Cleanse the blasphemy from your monitor screen with a holy water wipe.

Jodie is usually the epitome of sophistication, so we shouldn't hold this one fuck-up against her. Jodie made it up to us later when she went on ITV1's This Morning and told them that she recently honored her late grandma in a very special way:

“I had her ashes crushed up into the ink and tattooed in to me and I feel like she’s with me forever now.”

Here I was thinking that the best way to honor your grandma is by having her ashes turned into a diamond nipple ring. Leave it to Jodie Marsh to show us how a classy tribute is really done.

Wenn.com, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:31am.

Submitted by Datura on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 12:40pm.

Is she the one who bodybuilds? I get all of my shameless z-list famewhores mixed up.
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She bodybuilds and so does Sideshow Octo (whose boyfriend is a bodybuilder). They should get together and be buff bffs.

Submitted by Smooth on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:31am.

She makes me ashamed to be British. She is a source of curiosity and horror here too!

Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:30am.

She's selling those on Etsy, ladies.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:28am.

oh please honeys please! That is one of the best boob jobs I've ever seen on a tranny!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:26am.

She is beyond disgusting.

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:25am.

there is not one cute thing in any of these pictures...
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Submitted by DLucyAnn on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:23am.

What. A. Mess.

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:22am.

The bird legs and feet sticking out of the nest really brings home how classy those shoes are.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:15am.

I do like her natural red hair.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:14am.

What in the Micheal Jackson hell is going on with her nose?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:13am.

I just can't with this trashy bitch... (still would)
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Submitted by MahatMaCoat on Tue, 07/03/2012 - 11:12am.

ps; I think she is smarter than she looks and plays the game as well as any other slore. Why work 37.5 hours a week in a shitty office job when you can sell your soul to the devil for a penny?

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