What Does It All Mean?!?
MSNBC and a bunch of people on Twitter noticed that the members and future member of The Tommy Girl Ex-Wives Club all have something in common and it might give you nightmares of the number threeeeee. This is some creepy numerology shit.
Mimi Rogers, who started all the Sea Org fuckery by introducing Tommy to Scientology, was 31 when she became the first Mrs. Tom Cooze in 1987 and 33 when their marriage choked on a gay bullet and died in 1990. Mimi was 34 when their divorce was finalized.
Nicole Kidman was 23 when she married Tommy in 1990 and 33 when their 10-year contract ended in 2001. Nicole was 34 when her shackles officially came off after their divorce finalized.
Katie Holmes was 28 when she became the third bride of Scientology in 2006 and she's 33 now. If their divorce goes through after December, she'll be 34 when she's officially free.
So every one of Tommy's wives was 33 when they split and 34 when that shit finalized. THE FUCK? Is 33 the age when God finally feels sorry for Tommy's wife and wins her soul back in a rock, paper, scissor match with L. Ron Hubbard on a neutral planet (Neptune, obviously)? Does the mind control spell wear off when she's 33? And each Tommy wife is almost 11 years younger than the last one. If Tommy is shopping for a fourth beard wife already, then that means he's trolling the IMDB pages of all actresses born in 1989 or 1990. Hide yo 22-year-old actresses!
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Tommy girl marries these ladies so the public won't think he likes dick. Why are we the only people who will except this?
Everyone's focused on a new beard for Tom but what about a new guy for Katie? Her career, looks, and mental health are in tatters; nothing like a spry young guy to snap her out of it. Bet she looks for the anti-Tom--at least taller than she.
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Here is a good article in The VV that gives an indication why she chose now to leave him: http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/06/katie_holmes_scientol...
Well worth the read.
Submitted by dirty sancho on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:51am.
OT: Suri freaks the shit out of me. I'm sure Katiebot and Tommy Girl have woken up in the middle of the night on several occasions and found her standing at the foot of their bed, just staring at them and saying nothing. *shivers*
Don't you mean standing at the foot of their twin beds? No way these two actually shared sleeping space.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by Janice Second on Sun, 07/01/2012 - 8:06am.
Not to mention Lilly has a role in the new Hobbit movies. So her career isn't looking too bad.
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 2:29pm.
Malone and Bosworth might do it, as neither of their careers is going anywhere. Lilly is MIA.
He approached ScarJo AND Kirsten Dunst AND Kate Bosworth with that contract five years ago and they shot it down. Katie got the gig. Lilly isn't MIA, she and her fiancé had a baby last year. Lol.
Submitted by Ima on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:19pm.
Two words prove 100% that this is not the end of contractual agreement. SOLE CUSTODY.
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I agree, Sole custody is hard to get and when you are going up against the likes of Tom cruise, almost impossible, but yet, her father the family lawyer saw enough of a legit (by court standards) reason to let her ask for it, OR she saw something Tom doesn't want out there.
hard to be believe this was them just 4 months ago....something happened!
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Submitted by suzanita on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 1:09pm.
its bruce bitch...Remember when Nicole tried to break the contract by filing for divorce like 10 days before the 10 year contract?
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You are confused. HE filed for divorce before 10 years so Nicole wouldn't get half of everything. Nicole was stunned by Tom's filing.
ah, how quickly we forget.
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Submitted by Ima on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:19pm.
I agree with you.
It also says a lot to me that
1. Katie is even bothering to apply for sole custody.
2. Tom's "people" haven't said anything.
1 says to me that maybe she has Suri's possibly non-Tom parentage as her ace in the hole. If it looks like a judge is going to deny her, she can pull the "He's not Suri's real father!" thing out. Not only would this further damage Tammy's reputation, but it would leave him with no rights since she was born before they married, and he never legally adopted her.
The second means that it probably came as a shock, and the Scienos are circling the wagons so they can come up with rumors that Katie fucks horses or something.
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No this has nothing to do with Tom cruise's Scientology fuckedupness. Men generally do that to women at around that age so they can go get together with some 20sthg year old. The fact that most normal men dont do it is because of money they have to pay child support, alimony and it is all too complicated. But Tom Cruise doesnt NEED to be married. And he can easily pay child support and alimony without feeling it. Cruise will get together with some bloody young chick soon and start it all over again. Or maybe he just doesnt like his women a tad bit older than 35.
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I bet he tries for Emma Stone next.
As for his next beard.. almost 11 years younger.
I guess Emily Browning, Taylor Swift or Zac Efron.
Two words prove 100% that this is not the end of contractual agreement. SOLE CUSTODY. Katie wants sole custody and residential custody. She just said to all of you and soon to a judge in a court of law that Tom Cruise is not fit to be a parent and should not have ANY legal rights to Suri. That is a giant old slap in the face. Those are words of war. If this was the end of a contractual agreement.. they would have separated, taken turns watching Suri with friendly hand offs, talked about how the relationship ran it's course and they will always love one another. It would NEVER have occurred directly after a flop or with Travolta dancing around accusation of sexual misconduct and with The Master coming out in theaters. Katie wouldn't have waited until her clothing contracts he got her expired (nothing to hold over her), wouldn't have waited until after he left the country to film to gather her family and make a preemptive strike against him by announcing a divorce he was not yet ready to have a PR spin for. LET alone declare him an unfit parent and try to get his legal access and rights to Suri severed. Something went DOWN folks.. she was either planning her escape ala Not Without My Daughter or she walked in on something two weeks ago in Iceland that blew her mind and made her flee.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 5:20pm.
reminds me of Logan's Run ..
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What cheese. Great movie.
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You're correct: Michelle Williams is with Segal.
reminds me of Logan's Run ..
How's this for a coinkydink? All three have herpes of the lips. It has been well documented by the fine paps of Hollywood.
Submitted by Lurker on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 3:06pm.
Everyone on here is guessing that this divorce is a cover for Travolta's personal life.
NAH. divorce is to cover up all the razzies hes gonna win from "cock of ages" shitfest
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Oh please. This divorce was etched out in their contract. 5 years. That is what she signed on for. No one is in the dark on either side of this divorce. Especially the CO$.
Everyone on here is guessing that this divorce is a cover for Travolta's personal life.
I think the Smith's divorce, J.Lo divorce/reunion, and the Cruise/Holmes split are a cover for what Lisa Marie is going to reveal in a few weeks/months.
That's going to be quite juicy, and they're really going to need to cover it up-- with news of a messy engrossing divorce!
Carey Mulligan
Eva Green
Scarlett Johanssen (needs career boost)
Jena Malone
Kate Bosworth
Evangeline Lilly
Mulligan just got married to Marcus Mumford. Eva Green might be cynical enough, but she's also too old. Johanssen is dunzo with marriage and after The Avengers doesn't need help.
Malone and Bosworth might do it, as neither of their careers is going anywhere. Lilly is MIA.
I think Hough is the best choice for a "name." I have a feeling that next time Tom will choose an unknown beard from the Co$ common masses. Much easier to control.
Internet Sleuths: How long did it take TC to start publicly dating after he and Nicole split? How long after the split did he marry Katie Holmes? If he is so into numerology then these timeframes might line up with the selection and introduction of his new beard.
KH was allowed to "leave" because TC wants a new beard, or she became otherwise "subversive". They probably decided against her having "an accident" whilst still being married to TC because it would look suspicious. I hope that she is allowed to keep her little girl, but I sincerely doubt it. I bet she will be allowed to live a normal life for a few years, then will be disposed of when she drifts into obscurity.
The next beard will be even younger and more obscure. He is incapable of coming (cumming?) clean. He is the biggest joke.
its bruce bitch...Remember when Nicole tried to break the contract by filing for divorce like 10 days before the 10 year contract? She almost didn't get her Money because she was supposed to be with him for 10 years.. plus.. I think all of his contracts say they have to produce a child and since Nicole didn't produce one naturally I think he tried to use that against her too.. also.. I don't know if any of you saw this, but MTV's PUnked did a punk on Katie before she was with Tom that she was auditioning to be someone's wife and live with them.. they never used a name, but it was a prank.. Tom totally saw it and went with it...
Lucifer I agree 100% with your post on how this all went down. Although it's a lot more fun to imagine katie liberating herself so imma go with that.
@Mizro - muah! I thought it was Michelle Williams who was with Segel? Carrie seems too bright to me. I vote Selena Gomez, she seems dull and harmless and we already know she likes to beard for midget twinks.
Mulligan is also already married to a Mumford and Son.
Well, according to the Bible, 33 is the age when Jesus rose from the dead. The resurrection of Katie! Praise the lawd and pass the potato salad!
Do we really think Tom can find another bride willing to embarrass herself at this point...obviously everyone knows his game by now, if they didn't already.
Stock Broker!!!!! *hug*
Dog: they can't hurt her outright but...
Can't be Mulligan - she and Jason Segal will end up married.
Can't be ScarJo - she passed him up last time.
Kate Bosworth is too blonde and slutty.
Lilly seems to have her head on her shoulders and I hope she won't go for the insanity.
This is frigging GOLD right here:
"...His first marriage was to actress Mimi Rogers. It, too, was wrecked by his Scientology ties and ended in 1990 after three years.
Rogers, 56, told People magazine Cruise wanted to become a Scientology monk and he “thought he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument, whereas I like to play mine from time to time....”
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 3:29am.
especially as you clutch your pearls, you witness your husband getting a pearl necklace from a room of male escorts at the same time.
Poor, poor Tommy. He and the other Scient-a-holes better make real, real sure that Katie remains healthy and unharmed.
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Tommy Girl & his puppet masters like 'em young - somewhat popular but not TOO popular because they can't overshadow Tommy.
Here are my nominees for Beard Auditions:
Carey Mulligan
Eva Green
Scarlett Johanssen (needs career boost)
Jena Malone
Kate Bosworth
Evangeline Lilly
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 3:29am.
How many times can you clutch your pearls before you give up!
A++ I can't even express how hard I laughed at this.
KatieBot sings to Tommy Girl video:
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes--their-most-memora...
Bawwaahhaa its trainwreck to watch.
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LOL @ anyone thinking this would have happened if the Scientologists didn't want it to. Sounds carefully orchestrated to me: she dumps him so it doesn't look too suspicious on HIS end that all his marriages ended at this point. HE gets to be the victim this time. I foresee another Oprah interview in his future, where he cries fake tears of sorrow and gets everyone to like him again. It's so easy to deceive the masses. That's why Brangelina is so rich.
MizDog, do you think CO$ would be insane enough to try anything on Katie for divorcing their Golden Gay Midget Boy?
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The comments on this post and the other TG/Katie post have totally made my weekend.
OT: It'll be interesting to see what develops if this is indeed Katie's "gotcha" move while Tommy Girl was out of the country. Hmm. And the numbers thing? I wouldn't put it past TG or the Co$ weirdos.
She won't get Suri if the scieno's can help it; Suri is being groomed: she's Medevage's and Cruise's demi-goddess.
All in all, I hope they all go down in a fiery blaze at the California and New York scieno centers.
Yikes. Sci-fientology AND numerology?
Tom Cruise is a truly disturbed individual. •Shakes head•
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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:53am.
The fact that her announcement refers to her as "Katie" and his refers to her as "Kate" pretty much sums up their issues for me.
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Ain't that the truth! I can't imagine this divorce being pretty. I hope she has her ducks in order because I'd hate to be going up the COS trying to protect their golden goose. Shame though - she's still lost the most important years of her acting career - all for that sofa jumping douche.
Silly peeps! Everyone knows 33 is when the dentata comes in, and if you're scared of pussy to start with...
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Submitted by gossipfan on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:52am.
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I love your avie!!!! So appropriate for this post.
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Submitted by gossipfan on Sat, 06/30/2012 - 8:52am.
ps. if Katie is seeking 'sole' custody of Siri, and if this was a sneak attack... me wonders if Siri is really his child genetically.
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Excellent theory! Wow! I hadn't even thought of that!
I wonder if the Gay Midget divorces them at that age because of some weird new CO$ ritual that he thinks will keep him forever young. But I don't believe for a second that he didn't know this was coming. He may not have known WHEN but he knew. My own theory is that they have been battling about this for months with him telling her she MAY NOT divorce him because of XXX and (he thought) she gave in yet again. Then, feeling secure that she is still his puppet and firmly under his control, he confidently went off to Iceland to do his next movie and she took advantage of his absence and WHAM.
Sorry for the over-use of conjunctions.
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One plus for Katie is that everyone's eyes have been opened to what goes on in Scientology. I think if this happened 10 years ago, she would have been toast. If Katie shows up missing or dead, Scientology will be gone with the wind and Cruise, Travolta etc will never have a career again. If Katie loses custody of Suri, the same will be said of that. She's leaving at a good time.
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The fact that her announcement refers to her as "Katie" and his refers to her as "Kate" pretty much sums up their issues for me.
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This is definitely a moment when 'Whoa' is appropriate.
The age 33 thing cannot be a coincidence with all three of these ladies! At this rate, Tommygirl is going to be the boy Elizabeth Taylor.
Tommygirl... just stay single for a while, no one believes in your personal life anymore. Stop the insanity!
ps. if Katie is seeking 'sole' custody of Siri, and if this was a sneak attack... me wonders if Siri is really his child genetically.
Whoa!