Marky Mark Getting A Spray Tan
Here I was thinking that Marky Mark got his golden glow from working himself up into a heated sweat while drop kicking rubber terrorist dummies in his garage to prove that if he, a one-man al-Qaeda killing machine, was on those planes headed for the WTC, 9/11 would've just been another day. I was wrong! Marky gets his tan in a can. Marky Mark is still in Miami and he's still shooting that non-porn gay porn movie with The Rock.
I've never had a spray tan and I hate to tell a professional skin browner how to do her job, but shouldn't she be spending more time on Marky's chichis zone? Homegirl should spray a little tromp l'oeil cleavage onto Marky's chest to really make his titties pop. That way the rubber terrorist dummies in his garage will be so blinded by his bountiful breasteses that they won't see it coming when he karate chops them in their rubber necks, sending them to their rubber god.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 7:31pm.
Honestly, twattalicious, I am so damned smitten. The sweetest part is that he is so excited for me to have his name. He is so deep too. I can talk to him about ANYTHING and he loves me no matter how crazy the topic. He's my savior in so many ways. I am so lucky and he feels luck to find me too so it's kind of a mutual 'lucky' thing between us.
I know what you mean about he feeling 'lasting' though. People stagnate in relationships and it's not easy to keep the flame burning. I hope I can keep the flame burning for my true love. I just want to smack myself with a shoe and wake up from this dream (that's how in love I am).
On topic: Marky Mark probably has a stinky, hairy, quivering, frightened bunghole.
I love it, Marky Mark is always trying to look like the vision of absolute masculinity. He's a total homophobe, over-compensating douche and now he tans just like a little BITCH.
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All muscles, no dick.
Ever since his ridiculous 9-11 comments, he reached a new level of douche. Boycott him!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 5:16pm.
When I was a teenager I used baby oil to tan with.
*kicks stupid 14 year old self in ass*
so did I..while using click clacks in my lawn chair
M.E.!! *hug* *kiss* Love that cute little face...
Give Maleficent tomorrow.
I used to love Marky Mark - found him really sexy until I learned he was one of those racist jerks in his youth. AND, he's always cheated ion his wife Reba.
MIZRO!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I saw the monkey orchid and HAD to have it. :D Though I feel Maleficent coming on....
How do you people keep up with each other? I feel awful when I realize I've ignored or passed up an opportunity to reply to someone who has been kind enough to reply to me, so I would just like to put this PSA out right now:
I AM NOT as gifted or as talented as most of the folks on DLISTED here and if you are kind enough to give me a mention or a reply, please understand my life is incredibly busy.
(That was my lamest attempt at not being LAME ever).
Anyway, thank you Twatter McTwatterson (I found a keeper and hit the jackpot big time, I'm so crazy in love it's a lil' bit insane how much I love this man), Submitted by Daniee on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 4:48pm., yes the SOY needs to be fermented but even then men can have issues with soy (unfortch), Submitted by Hockey fan on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 6:20pm, ha ha, you and me both. I just don't get the turn-on with this rubberneck dickwad.
M.E. - you changed your avie! Like it, it's odd.
I used to bake with baby oil and IODINE: what were we thinking?
Fortunately, as Hockey Fan said, moisturize all the time and stop sunning: I did 12 years ago and am so fortunate I don't look like a satchel.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 5:16pm.
When I was a teenager I used baby oil to tan with.
*kicks stupid 14 year old self in ass*
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I think he's a fucking hot piece -always have -Id hit it up side down,sideways... anyway.....
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These pictures would be hot if he weren't a self-obsessed, uptight, pretentious asshole.
Submitted by Fat Lady on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 2:17pm.
He's so fucking grotesque. I don't get his appeal AT ALL. No offense to the lovers of this stretch armstrong toy but I just can't with his primordial forehead and constant "I'm stoopid but, you love me right?" look he always has on his monkey face from hell.
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Yeah. What she said.
They should make a 90 minute film just about this.
Douche. Just utter, utter douche.
Can't wait till HIS kids write their memoirs.
Fat Lady -- a kind AND gentle guy? Wow, you hit the jackpot! Enjoy each other, hon. I couldn't be happier for both of you. I'm sure he's really happy with you, too.
When I was a teenager I used baby oil to tan with.
*kicks stupid 14 year old self in ass*
Two words...CARB BLOAT.
Submitted by Fat Lady on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 3:53pm.
Regarding Soy and vegetarians (which I have been for ages): if you are gonna eat soy, have the fermented stuff and avoid the processed stuff just like you would with meat. Also, it probably should only be eaten 3-4 times per week as you would with meat. Same goes for women....too much estrogenic food and drink isn't healthy.
There are however foods that chemically are considered estrogenic inhibiting which should be part of your diet if you are suffering from things like fibroids. i.e. buckwheat, winter squash, cabbages.
Sorry to go off-topic, but a lot of people don't realize this and I didn't either until I was having annoying fibroids in my breasts and uterus.
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Marky looks angry. Maybe 'cause all the tighty whiteys are in black? Or maybe 'cause even a famous underwear model can tell that his current movie is so bad he might be returned to the lip sync rap curcuit. The real fear of catching a Taylor Kitch is everywhere.
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Fat Lady -- hey, congrats on the impending marriage; way to go! Yeah, man tits are NOT attractive!
Thank you, Twat Muff! I'm so in lerve. Nothing like a hot, young black man to re-charge your life. He's so awesome, deep, kind and gentle in every way. Just thinking about him right now makes me a little crazy.
Fat Lady -- hey, congrats on the impending marriage; way to go! Yeah, man tits are NOT attractive!
Hey, Within!
IF, they used CRISCO? I suppose any grease would do. lol smelling like chicken, I'm amazed you didn't have buzzards circling the yards!
Wonder if baconslut used her grease droppings?? hahaha
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 3:26pm.
Fat Lady -- Marky Mark reminds me of the overly muscular guys on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, both Juicy Joe and Joe Gorga. Short, stubby, 'roided up little dudes. I can't stand that look. Then again, I like my guys on the long & lean side (but I'll take a little Meloni muscle on the side).
I love long and lean in men too. My soon-to-be hubby is 6' 3" and built like a machine. He told me that men who eat too much soy develop bitch tits because it happened to him (he's a vegan) and I was like, WOA? He quit the soy and his tits went away. lol All jokes aside, I think men on 'roids look really 'toolish and rubbery and lame. Roidy men look as fake as bolt-on tittay women. It's just not right looking.
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Good you get checked though! As kids we certainly never knew to slather on the stuff either. After my bad burn, I remember my eyes were like little slits, people were looking at me strangely and I was like, WHAT? Then I looked in the mirror, yeah, like Jessica's baby, only red! Had to take anti-inflammatory something or other and had the worst headache EVER!
Should probably schedule to get a doc to do a thorough feel-up, well might as well enjoy it, no?! hahaha ;)
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Baby oil is nothing! In Ireland back in the 80s, if we got a warm and sunny day (rare) we wore Crisco oil on our faces and bodies and lay broiling the entire day! Parents would apply it on us teens! Clueless! I'm amazed there wasn't a faint smell of chicken coming from our neighborhoods!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 3:24pm.
I had friends that used to tan with baby oil - they're all dead now. I keed I keed. But it WAS insane.
Worst burn I ever had was back in college on Florida Spring Break - laid out all day on an overcast day. Severely burned but I looked tan! Plane ride home was agonizing. Could not even stand sunlight on my skin for a week! Anyway, my dermatologist does screenings and I've never had anything suspicious. Fingers crossed!