Strut, Pout, Put It Out!
Now that Joe Jonas is living in New York City, the city should really designate parts of the sidewalk as "The Joe Jonas Only Lane," because hos need to get out of the way when he busts out his signature swish sway strut. Naomi Campbell who? Joe and a hot friend sashayed and shante'd through SoHo yesterday afternoon and time stood still when everyone dropped their sunglasses to gaze at the strut show while men in business suits sang out, "Whoooooooooo's that laaaaadaaaaaaay?" Joe's pearl diggers (Do you really think he's digging clams in that outfit?) tell me that he wanted to keep his ankles free to really make each step pop!
No Joe Jonas strut show is complete without a theme song, so press play and get your snappin' fingers ready:
"Honey, don't stop a speeding train before it reaches its destination." It's like 1980s Sheena Easton was a visitor from the future and thought about Joe Jonas' strut when she sang out that lyric. No truer words have ever been sung.
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Submitted by JesusKisses on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:25pm.
Am I the only one here that noticed his big, wonky toe? I guess I'm just a foot whore. I can't stop staring at it!
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Wow, I didn't even notice. *LOL*
Yeah, his toe looks like it has some kind of deformity.
I wonder if Eurotrash BoyToy sucks on that toe??? Hmmmmmmmm...
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His big toe isn't wonky, he's bending his toes forward..
Lmao!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 10:08pm.
I just hope Joe and his fuck buddy let me sit on the corner and watch...
Joe does have chubby thighs. so there is plenty for his boytoy to grab onto.
Seriously. THIS. Why not just come out? those prettyboys you shop with are just friends..with benefits. And if the mens didn't give it away, those pants sure did.
Who knows what their real story is but one thing is for sure, a lot of girls go crazy when he is around. Of course most of us grown ups remember being like that, at least a little.
Sometimes we have to remember what it was like back in the day when we were fans of rebuy stars and couldn't wait to be able to see them.
OH yeah.. they're f*cking. That picture is worth a thousand f*cks.
Loopy, ololololololol you're on fiah today. Only regret, you did not see yourself in that scene... Mount/Shave-the-hairy/Stretched T-shirt ♥♥♥ AHAHAHAHA
ITA, Joe is the bottom, his bud has that bitchy air Tops have, YUM! ;p
I'll take one of each.
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Michael K, this is the best musical accompaniment you've posted since Charlene's I've Been To Paradise (But I've Never Been To Me).
My Hot Slut friend Kenny and I danced to this in an elementary school talent show. He now looks a lot like Joe Jonas will after a few years at Splash.
Submitted by Who Datt on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 8:42pm.
Wonder if Joe Jo is as we speak getting his "sugar walls" broken into by He-Man there as he moans "The Lover In Me"?
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Leave my sugar walls out of it! ;D
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Wonder if Joe Jo is as we speak getting his "sugar walls" broken into by He-Man there as he moans "The Lover In Me"?
Come on out Joe, the water's fine (and your career is over anyway).
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Shiitake happens...
Miss thing-a-ling has lady hips. Her man is FINE too! She's feeling "Shopping spree and fancy free"!
Submitted by JesusKisses on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:25pm.
Am I the only one here that noticed his big, wonky toe? I guess I'm just a foot whore. I can't stop staring at it!
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Wow, I didn't even notice. *LOL*
Yeah, his toe looks like it has some kind of deformity.
I wonder if Eurotrash BoyToy sucks on that toe??? Hmmmmmmmm...
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
His big toe isn't wonky, he's bending his toes forward...
Lmao!
Hey could you please please tell me the exact Breed/ mix of yr dog? My dog Aslan came from the pound and that pic could be of him. He looks EXACTLY like the photo of yr pup. I'm getting a dog and I want one with a similar temperament. Please help me! Ps you would trip if I sent you pics of aslan. The resemblance is uncanny.
Submitted by She Stinks on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:47pm.
How come he isn't out shopping with some starlet Disney girl? When its paparazzi that finds him, its always cute boys...hmmm....And his foot is kinda ugly. Wasn't he on the beach a while back with another cute boy?
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He tried the "date a Disney starlet" stunt, and it didn't work out. The last one he dated ended up in rehab.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by JesusKisses on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 3:25pm.
Am I the only one here that noticed his big, wonky toe? I guess I'm just a foot whore. I can't stop staring at it!
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You're not alone, I did notice it. With all the money he has, you'd think he could afford to get it fixed somehow.
Only his paid-piece would tell him it looks nice. That guy has to be an escort.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
How come he isn't out shopping with some starlet Disney girl? When its paparazzi that finds him, its always cute boys...hmmm....And his foot is kinda ugly. Wasn't he on the beach a while back with another cute boy?
Am I the only one here that noticed his big, wonky toe? I guess I'm just a foot whore. I can't stop staring at it!
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:49pm.
its a curse! i should be burnt at the stake for having these visions....
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Curse???? You mean BLESSED!
Burned at the stake????
Oh no, dearest. You are fantastic!
LOVED IT!!!
I could really picture Joe as a submissive bottom. He's just born that way. *LOL*
You should be writing erotica and the love scenes for Bill Compton and Eric Northman on True Blood. One hot scene between those two guys and everyone will BEG to have Sookie killed off... personally, I hope for it every episode. *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Ok. This is totally off topic but I have a dog- his name is Aslan- and I've been tryin to figure out what breed/mix he is since I adopted him @3 months old from the pound. He's 3&1/2 yrs now & looks EXACTLY like the photo of yr pup. Seriously!. I could send photos. It's uncanny. Please tell me what kind of dog that is! I always thought mine was a Ridgeback/ Red Pit or Boxer. He's the best dog in the world and I want to adopt a puppy with the same temperament but I need to find out what kind that would be..
Ghey. That is all.
Loopy if you ever write a book - I will buy it!
Are you so sure that Joe is the bottom? Have you checked out that first picture??? JoJo is packin' some serious heat! Loopy, you might need to rethink that fantasy...LOL
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:49pm.
ive been gifted or cursed with the same powers my scissor sister Raven Symone has.
like the time, Raven was having a conversation with Chelsea at the lockers and a hot chick walked passed and the vision came into Raven's mind that she was scissoring her and she got all misty and Chelsea was like trying to wake her up.
so whenever i see Joe with a fuck buddy, the images just start manifesting like in Raven's show, all i need know is computer special effects team to do that zoom into my eye thing they did on Raven's show.
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:49pm.
its a curse! i should be burnt at the stake for having these visions....
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:36am.
Joe's fuck buddy has a good body, you can tell from the way the T-shirt drapes around his pecs and toned biceps.
I can totally picture him owning Joe in bed, bend Joe over doggy style, mount Joe with both his legs spread wide so if you look from the front, all you can see is him ontop of Joe and both his legs look like wings. And both his hands are on Joe's shoulders, pulling Joe closer as he pumps it, and his pecs are flexing when he reaches over to stick his finger in Joe's mouth and hook it like a fishermen hook, whilst Joe's eyes are rolled back and all you can see is white because he is in high heaven cuz he is getting a prostate rub.
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Wow, you really put alot of thought into this one, didn't you? You pictured it all in your head and had to stop typing to take care of those fantasies in your head. *LOL* You really have a delightfully perv-y mind, dontcha? *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 11:36am.
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*fans self* Thanks loopy!
Ha Joe is a very good looking guy in person, just mmm! I think Joe is just gay friendly. He does't give two shits about who he's walking with. If you are his friend, you're good to go out with. hell even the hangers on are cool with him. His brother kevin is the closeted married one and you would never know it. Nick, currently closing the How to Succeed show on Broadway is fanatically image consious. He's the one people should be paying attention to for many reasons. He lives on camera.
I am listening to the song on one page while reading these posts on another. Michael K, you are perfection. That is the PERFECT song for Joe.
I guess all the brothers are gay. Wow. Must make the Mormons proud. *LOL*
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 2:30pm.
The only way those 2 could be gayer is if they had a Skittle rainbow behind them.
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LMAO!!!! Okay, that was very very funny @Stock Broker!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
The only way those 2 could be gayer is if they had a Skittle rainbow behind them.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
This is the guy who fucked up with Demi Lovato's head. Apparently Disney execs got had them hook up so that she could beard for him, but she wasn't aware of this, fell in love with the guy and thought she was in a real relationship with him. When she realized he was using her, she went nuts, started doing drugs and cutting herself.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Fat girl thighs.
Just come out dude.
Joe has an inner fat boy just waiting to come out - thighs don't lie
Pretty little girls enjoying a Spring Day in May!
Hahahaha MK, you're slowly selling me on this Jonas bro. If I didn't know his name I'd think he was a hottie just stru-uhtting it! Toot toot... Shorts and pearl diggers are not my first choice but it's what's under 'em that counts LOL! His friend is tasty mmm mmm ... ☼☺☼
♪ It's just a form of appreciaaaaationnn! ♪
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Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:29pm.
:-)
The kid has a hot BF and the most adorable little pair of man capris, yet he still looks miserable. Sign of inner turmoil, right there. Just come OUT.
The kid a hot BF and the most adorable little pair of man capris, yet he still looks miserable. Sign of inner turmoil, right there. Just come OUT.
Cute little homosexuals.
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Everything one day will cease.
All the iron turns to rust
All the Cloud Men turn to dust."
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Are ALL the Jonas brothers gay? Dayum. A gayer family has never been born.
My good friend is gay and so are his twin brothers. Lots of drama!!! Parents are low key.
Another good friend is gay and so is his brother AND sister. Their father is a minister but his parents make it a non-issue.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 1:21pm.
No! They changed commercials and now there is some tampon commercial and some Jackie Chan thing. :-(
Every once in a while they will have that one on one of the sports channels, but it's not on nearly enough.
There is something about Joe that just makes me want him. Come out of the closet already!
Submitted by louise_brooks :
ETA: Radar has a pap shot of our boyfriend Adrien Brody riding his bike in NYC. It's a true pap picture, because he's got this sort of sad/"oh shit"/"why?" look on his face.
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Awwww, I'll go check it out. I always thought Gillette should have not bothered with those other 2 in their commercial. Have you seen the one where Adrien is doing little versions of some of his roles? Are you still catching them as you leave a machine at the gym?
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Submitted by sinjin on Fri:
I saw a clip of that show on The Soup last week (I think it was last week) where this guy was sniffing an ass. It was HILARIOUS! The guy actually said, "I know this smell...." LMAO
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I KNOW! I almost fell off the couch laughing from that one. :P I've seen every epi. They seem to have a lot of gay guys for some reason. Then there was the black couple team, the girl was afraid of everything and each guess was "Is it a worm?" LMAO.
@Snowpiece: It's on syfy. All New Episodes. Wednesday at 10/9C
http://www.syfy.com/totalblackout
He should come out of the closet already.