Evening Crumbs
What in the Batman meets Hefty bag hooker Hell is that on Adrienne Bailon's body? - Hollywood Tuna
Sandra Bullock's maybe piece looks like a younger Simon Cowell. Maybe that's why Baby Louis can't stop side-eyeing - Lainey Gossip
Either Mad Mel finally got a blowjob or his veterinarians sedated him with the same shit they sedate rabid bears with, because he was TOO calm on Leno - The Superficial
January Jones' baby does have Matthew Vaughn's hairline... - Celebitchy
RuPaul is not about to let lying bitches fuck up the Drag Race finale - Towleroad
Why is Kate Upton allowing her nipple to get that close to Troyzan from Survivor? - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Where have the Glittery Gays of YouTube been, because I need them to recreate RiRi's new video next to the BBQ in their mom's backyard - The Berry
The skinny ass chipmunk that is Miley Cyrus walking to her car, take 5,298 - Popoholic
A true American hero - The Daily What
Patrick Dempsey is like the new Ryan Gosling - IDLYITW
Lady CaCa needs to be in prison for committing My Little Pony genocide - Just Jared
More privileged white girl problems coming your way! - Popsugar
Do you think Eddie Cibrian mumbled through the "for poorer" part or did he just skip it altogether? - ICYDK
Too easy: Queef Latifah will perform at Long Beach's Gay Pride Parade - Crunk + Disorderly
Behold, Jessica Simpson's first after-labor meal - Hollywood Rag
Exorcist baby (not a Snooki post) - Cityrag
No. - OMG Blog
Lionel Richie says "Goodbye" to Duets - SOW
I hope they call it Diaries of a Beard - I'm Not Obsessed
(Picture via Pacific Coast News)
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LMAO at MK's "No." hahahaaa I agree.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Yeah, but Perez, you haz saggy belleh.
Thanks, sal.
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Perez is a low functioning retard. He is a pure, undiluted cunt.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 3:03pm.
which link is the Perez link?
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Jacko: OMG Blog.
Somebody said that he looks like Ron Perlman before he was hit with the Beauty And The Beast stick.
It is funny that he hated all celebrities because secretly he wanted to become them.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
which link is the Perez link?
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
Perez is the ONLY one who thinks his video is a good idea and something ANYONE wants to see. He has some nerve calling Rumer Willis a potato head when he walks around with a Franken Potato atop his neck! yikes.
In reference to that OMG! blog featuring a weight loss video from a really tired and has-been gossip blogger who will NOT name (one of Paris' and CaCa's little whores), I totally agree with MIchael K.
Do we want to see his body?
Hell to the No!
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:18am.
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I see, re-reading this it totally makes sense. lol you'll have to excuse me I'm just getting my second cup of java into my system, it takes two to wake me up:)
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Two cups of java or two D-cups? *doink*
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Obviously D-cups:P
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:48am.
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Miss the Pigez video. MK's post about it was one word: No.
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I see, re-reading this it totally makes sense. lol you'll have to excuse me I'm just getting my second cup of java into my system, it takes two to wake me up:)
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Two cups of java or two D-cups? *doink*
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:48am.
^^^^^^^^^^^
Miss the Pigez video. MK's post about it was one word: No.
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I see, re-reading this it totally makes sense. lol you'll have to excuse me I'm just getting my second cup of java into my system, it takes two to wake me up:)
Sandra Bullock's son is freaking adorable.
www.poopreport.com :)
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:48am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:09am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:06am.
OMFG how did I miss that? MK is right: No.
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? I'm not sure what you mean, MK is right? Miss what?
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Miss the Pigez video. MK's post about it was one word: No.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:09am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:06am.
OMFG how did I miss that? MK is right: No.
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? I'm not sure what you mean, MK is right? Miss what?
Why is it that Pigez got out of every lawsuit filed against him???
He disgusts me. Now that he's thin his ginormous head is magnified. And his body does not look good. A little too much saggy skin, asshole, so don't try to say you did it with diet and exercise. You can completely see he's had a tummy tuck at the very minimum.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Perez Hilton embodies everything bad about LA. His celebrity sycophant. antics, the cattiness, the drama, obsessing about his image...get over yourself. His new look is gross because his derp face and brain are what's really wrong with him.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:25pm.
Starr07 -- I will give you this, the guy who plays Pete is doing an excellent job.
Stan Derp -- I guess. I just can't stand Megan, though. I'm just hoping Don will eventually leave her ass. It's in his blood to do that at one point or another; he can't be happy for too long. I had heard talk that Don & Joanie will hook up at some point. I want to see some more Roger boning, though -- he's a hot number!!! Bow chick a wow wow indeed!!!
Roger is a blast! After his LSD trip on the show prior to this, he seems slightly changed...LSD can do that...and more relaxed. His character to seems to function as giving the people watching the insight to what's really going on. He still seems to have a great relationship with his ex wife...I find that to be a very enlightening attitude in itself.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 9:06am.
OMFG how did I miss that? MK is right: No.
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Perez looks like a fucking disgusting POS. WTF does the guy actually think he looks good? He looks like he final stages AIDS. What's with that fucking video, the guy has the rhythm and moves of a retarded Pinocchio.
Big giant water on the brain head and the jaw and teeth of a prehistoric donkey..great look retaaaad!
who is she? anyway so fail, she has a great cuvy body, tits and everything and thats what she wears?!
seriously ladies, what the fug.
SO GLAD PHI PHI didn't win!!! I'm also happy Latrice won Ms. Congeniality - she was my favorite. I can also appreciate Sharon Needles winning - she's different and she's pretty damn witty to boot. I hate myself for saying this, but Willam was actually likeable in the reunion!
Love MK's "No." for that wannabe celebrity. He looks gross. The chunk was more his look.
Mario Lavandeira has this look of .... disease about him. With that huge head, jaw and fuckin great teeth, THAT is what the focus is when one looks at him. Never mind the blubber that the sonofabitch carried on his fat ass, he looked BETTER then and that's not saying much. Of course, he thinks he's hot shit but basically he looks like any other hustlin' patron at the local bar. The hypocrite needs to just fuck off and disappear already.
That "suit" makes her body look all out of proportion....
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Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
This is what I wanna be
Suddenly I see (Suddenly I see)
Why the hell it means so much to me
I'm not sure why I am crack'n you up but whatever. SMH this place cray
Since Latrice got Miss Congeniality, I am glad Sharon Needles won. I figured Phi Phi was going to manipulate her way into winning. Yay Sharon.
Perez looks Aidsy.
Sleeves??? Sleeves on a goddamn swimsuit? Mother fucking god!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
saltydog, I think bloggers have a blog roll system of sorts, except MK adds the funny intro that makes me want to click, often the site is not as good as his blurb but I figure they could use the visit. ;)
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Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Lut, Zomay, ctfu and lbvs, oh and smdh! ;P
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:33pm.
saltydog88, I think MK has has set the bar higher and now when we click on these links we notice they're very commercialized and don't contain a lot of good writing. Just a thought... ;P
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Well he does set the bar higher, but the story about the guy flying to Dubai to try the pizza was interesting, but it was a piece commissioned by and published on collegehumor.com why not just link to College Humor directly instead of The Daily What because all they did was show a picture and link to the actual article
Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:50pm.
.... And don't give me that troll shit tonight.
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AAHHHHAAAAAAAHAAAHAAA!
You crack me up.
Let queen la be queen la!! And don't give me that troll shit tonight. I done popped the moscato. Lbvvs
saltydog88, I think MK has has set the bar higher and now when we click on these links we notice they're very commercialized and don't contain a lot of good writing. Just a thought... ;P
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♫"Now if you're sad and you're feeling blue
Go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes"♫ - Maggie M'Gill
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Starr07 -- I will give you this, the guy who plays Pete is doing an excellent job.
Stan Derp -- I guess. I just can't stand Megan, though. I'm just hoping Don will eventually leave her ass. It's in his blood to do that at one point or another; he can't be happy for too long. I had heard talk that Don & Joanie will hook up at some point. I want to see some more Roger boning, though -- he's a hot number!!! Bow chick a wow wow indeed!!!
Submitted by mefunigirl on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 8:01pm.
I was thinking Grace Jones.
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Oh yea, good point. She could.
Can anybody explain to me why blogs like this one link to The Daily What?!?!?!?!?
That shit-hole of a site only takes content from other, better written, more interesting blogs and puts more ads on it, making you jump to page 2 to see any of the story (which 90% of the time then links to somewhere else)
I get that links are a "I'll scratch your back, you scratch mine" kinda deal but why bother making the deal with such a shitty waste like that?
The more I see January Jones' baby the more I think Josh Groban is the father. They were together a few moons ago.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:52pm.
Thank god there was less of Pete the weasel, though. ___________________________________
I know most people can't stand Pete, but for me he makes the show! We're in the midst of Season 3 right now, so I am refraining from watching Season 5.
On a separate issue, Mad Mel is looking kinda hot in that video. Yeah, I know, stupid me, but what can I do? God gave the man looks. When his voice stays below a certain octave, he looks all right.
Pete and Mel. Yep...not gaining any friends on the D tonight.
Submitted by Daniee on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:57pm.
Yep...she will be forever changed.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:23pm
I was thinking Grace Jones.
This girl looks uncomfortable, and is that crotch fat coming out the one side?
yeah.
no.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:52pm.
Megans huge teeth! Don loves the fact she's not going to take shit from him. Beginnings of womens lib the way I see it plus she saved his ass from being fired from the beans ad...shows she has a brain.
sawrry dble post......Re: MAD MEN last night...
....oh, poor, poor Sally.....seeing her Granny from Quebec giving her date head!! Could see the horror in her eyes. lol.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:00pm.
Years ago
I haven't been to Perez since 2007
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LSam once I started to read MKs style I found him SO entertaining, funny, selfdepricating (something Perez has never heard of) that I was hooked. The other thing was reading everyone's comments and how much fun they were having I just wanted to join in. Mind you I was very intimidated at first, sort of like your first day in highschool and you wanted to hang with the cool kid but weren't sure how to approach them. It took a good while before anyone would really talk to me (stuck up bitches:) ) but once you made a few friends it was a lot more fun:)
I found Dlisted through Perez's site. So I will be forever grateful to him for that. This was WAY back when my 8 year old was a little pip, so...
Never a fan of the Perez dude...his tactics were always questionable....but I seriously feel bad for him. He is seriously looking ill. You could tell from his posts back in the day that he places a whole lot of emphasis on peoples looks and was dying to be svelte.
Every time I see January Jones little boy, I just want to chew on his chubby cheeks......he is just adorable!!!
I used to post once in a while on Perez. If you ever saw someone calling him Purex that was probably me. Because he pretended to be so moralistic. It was boring and seemed like a pack of lies. His new look... I don't know... I didn't care for his old look, and I guess if I was him I'd rather be fit, but why is he showing it off? Who wants to see that?
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Stan Derp & Evil_Cupcake -- Really, EC, you're hating MM? I'm loving it. I can't help but being a bit turned on by Roger getting his knob polished, only because I know I'd do it to him myself; I find Roger irresistible, perhaps even more so than Don. I positively detest Megan, though, her & her goofy ass huge teeth. I cannot see why Don is so enthralled by her. Her father was so pissed that she didn't follow her dream. What the fuck did he think she was going to become -- a fucking brain surgeon? I think not! Sally's head is going to be fucked forever. I loved the episode, though, though Joanie isn't getting enough time. Thank god there was less of Pete the weasel, though.
Can you hear the sound it makes when she peels that thing off? Thhhhhhhhhhssssshhhssshshshshhssswwwwwwwwwwwwuuuuupppph!
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:00pm.
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Years ago before I discovered the mighty D....
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Sacrilege Whamo! Haha I know, I
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Ya well once I found this site I never went back because I hated evey thing about him. He is the BIGGEST hypocritical fucking POS there is. I LOVED watching him crying like a little bitch after he got popped in the head, he was saying he almost had his eye taken out by a little shot to the head.
Where are you seeing this picture of him? I must be overlooking the link.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 04/30/2012 - 7:00pm.
Years ago before I discovered the mighty D I use to read Perez,now most of his threads have zero as in absolutely NO comments at all. He does get very few face book and twatter comments but his on site comments are almost non existent.
I haven't been to Perez since 2007, when I had just started Uni and worked part time as a receptionist with fuck all to occupy my working hours besides surfing the web. I'm too ashamed to ever go there again.