Happy Easter!
What better way is there to enjoy your Easter dinner of a Cadbury Creme Egg Sandwich and a pitcher of Peeps-tinis than with these pictures of the most beautiful princess in the Disney kingdom Zac Efron fapping to a glass of orange juice on the balcony of his hotel in Sydney? (Nothing turns Zac on like a whole lot of Vitamin C.) You know, Zac Efron was always like a sugar-free Twinkie to me and he's never done anything for me, but these pictures might be a game changer. When did Zac Efron drop his bronzer stick and summon the hotness like this?
And for those you screaming at Zac that he's looking like a fool with his pants on the ground and needs to pull that shit over his "made to bottom" ass, he didn't listen to you, but he did something (NSFW-ish) better. Happy resurrection of Jesus, indeed!
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There I go puking a little in my mouth again. I can't stand this princess fart.
It doesn't look like masturbating to me. He looks like every other guy looks while scratching his stanky, sweaty, balls.
woooowww i found two easter eggs!!!! happy easter to everyone!
Wow. I feel a bit ok about lusting after him, that's he's getting older. V. hot. Reminds me of a younger Jakey Gyllenhaal...*swoon*
the fuck? is this jagoff jerking off to juice?
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 4:05am.
My only thought is if your gut instinct is telling you something, follow that. Parents know their kids best, as you already know. :) Can relate to feeling dazed and confused, too. The Asperger's link was good.
That Cracked link made me lmao, too, with a few eww's thrown in. The photo montage with the tickler made my morning, lol.
Yes, that's so true. Seeing as how they don't come with owners manuals then all we really *have* to go by is instinct and direct knowledge of our own individual child. Sucks that first few mths though when you're first getting in tune with your baby. After that though, it's a lot easier even when they're still unable to voice their pains and such with words and not crying.
Thanks for your input as well!! Glad you enjoyed the Cracked article. =o)
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:05am.
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Mustard Sally-
Hope your still around for one more minute:
I know, I had tears just rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard!! I love some of their articles! XD
Thank you for the link, I'm going to check it out tonight! Thank you for the help, it is greatly appreciated!! {{{hugs back}}}
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 9:02pm.
It honestly doesn't sound afterschool special to me. My older son will never say he loves me but he shows me in his own way. We do learn how to see outside the proverbial box living with our people, I guess. :) Patience, too. After watching too many Dog Whisperer episodes on sundays, I can say that calm, assertive energy really does work with people, too (when I remember it, lol). ;) They call him the Dork Whisperer. We have fun, which I can see better thanks to everyone on this thread who shared their experiences.
Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:08am.
Just passing through on my way to bed but, first, I had to tell you that that article was absolutely hilarious. It's been a long time since I laughed as hard as I did and that was a welcome relief. So what if I woke up the neighbours?! :-)
I don't have any personal experience with Asperger's, but this might be of use to you, in case no one else sees your post. You could try posting again, another time, when the parents are on who could give you the help you're looking for.
http://autism.lovetoknow.com/Aspergers_Checklist
Hugs to you.
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Zack sucked the right dick and gave up her fudge-hole to the right client years ago......and the rest is Hollywood history!
Oopsies.....double post
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I took Beginning Sign Language as an elective in college. The first day, the instructor read us a poem that was very similar to that poem posted earlier. I can not for the life of me remember who write it though. I thought it wonderfully described life as we think it's going to be when we're pregnant, and then several yrs down the road we notice that our itinerary and destination for our trip has changed completely.
My daughter, who is almost 17 now, has ADHD. She has "outgrown" (learned better social skills and applies them) a lot of her symptoms, but from about age 3 -14 she had pretty severe symptoms. I knew something was def different (wrong) when she was about 3, she would never sit still and talked constantly. (even in her sleep, lol). She was choking a little boy from another class in kindergarten (the other teachers son! Yikes! Lol).
The last couple of yrs though, I've seen more things about Aspbergers and actually wonder if she may have it. She does have some learning disabilities and still needs the "special education" classes but she has caught up a lot the older she has gotten.
Anyone with a teen with Aspbergers on here? Someone who might could help with answering some questions or things to watch for so I can determine if I should start a full on request for testing and everything?
This ho is so dazed and confused anymore, I's needs the helps!
Any help would be greatly appreciated!
I've seen so many of you discussing this and you all sound very well educated about your children and their limitations.
Sorry for the novel everyone, esp since my only 2 posts tonight have been OT!! {o:
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Hi Crazyassmom! Yes, I had a real good time at my sister's house.
How did you spend Easter?
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Well hello my little Owl, fancy meeting you here! Lol
How have you been? Did you have a good holiday (if you celebrate)?
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You guys! I have never laughed so hard in my life than when reading this article!! Totally safe site....it's just cracked.com. =o)
www.cracked.com/article_19488_14-luxury-sex-toys-extremely-rich-creepy.h...
I was laughing so hard and loud, I woke up the rest of the family through closed doors and on a different level of the house!!!! (scared the hell outta one of the dogs as well!)
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Spotted Dog, I downloaded an App called emoji.
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we can walk hand in hand with one another without seeing eye to eye. that being said, i think it's easy to goof on "stars". but i also think that's like fantasy world. my reality world is such that i fear for the future of myself and people i love who will never make it on to a blog cuz we are relevant. i can't imagine having a camera crew following my every move.
Submitted by Saphris on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 10:43pm
I posted that same poem and link here some time ago. She wrote it based on her experience raising a child with Down's Syndrome. I'll have to check out that book, Daniee, thanks for sharing.
Good to know. I always forget what the original inspiration for that was.
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"I felt very still and very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
← horse pic
← smiley face
← frog pic
See? I haz problems. No pics.
*mad face*
Dammit Wowl! I want pitchers! How'd you do it? I can see it on my iPhone but they won't show up when I try to put them in.
Here I was thinking I was all fancy pants with my hearts, clubs, diamonds and spades.
*pouts*
That was a beautiful poem, and applies to so many things in life with people.
Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:51pm.
Bwaa ha!! Me too gorilla! I bet his is all trimmed down and shit.
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He would be more trimmed then Vanessa, unlike vanessa, Zac likes to keep his private bits shaved smoothed. lol
the butt naked picture shows a smooth ass...
do many straight guys shave their asses?
the only guys with smooth asses i know are gay bottoms.
Bwaa ha!! Me too gorilla! I bet his is all trimmed down and shit.
Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 10:21pm.
Zac efron Butt naked.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30300000/-At-Hotel-In-Sydney-HQ-z...
thank me later bitches.
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Well, THAT makes it looked pretty staged to me. How lame.
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i think he should have turned around and done a Vanessa Hudgens and showed us the front bits.
Saphris.....what an inspiring poem. And so true! Thanks for sharing.
There is a cool book too titled "All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome" which is so neat for animal loving kids who may have aspergers/autism or who could use a greater sensitivity to it with their school friends etc. I think we all could use more sensitivity really. It's a beautiful book.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 10:21pm.
Zac efron Butt naked.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30300000/-At-Hotel-In-Sydney-HQ-z...
thank me later bitches.
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Well, THAT makes it looked pretty staged to me. How lame.
I always loved this poem regarding one parents thoughts on having a child with autism. It always felt pretty genuine to me.
http://www.our-kids.org/Archives/Holland.html
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"I felt very still and very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Zac efron Butt naked.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30300000/-At-Hotel-In-Sydney-HQ-z...
thank me later bitches.
Jelliebean: that reminds me of a cartoon: two chocolate bunnies. One ha his tail bitten off, the other has his ears bitten off. The tail-less one says "my butt hurts" and the earless one says "what??"
And thanks for "nosing in" re autism. I value everyone's opinion! You horz rock.
Watching Shahs of Sunset on Bravo. Love the gay mustache guy, why hasn't he been hot slut yet?
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watching Celebrity Apprentice now. Aubrey is beyond annoying!
Zach looks he fights the fat gene..... But fighting it well. ;)
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Happy Easter Dlisters! Did you bite the head off your chocolate bunny yet?
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 9:22pm.
Yes about Aubrey but she's an amazing player also!
Oh and poor Lou...nobody ever listens to Lou.
Just got home from drunken Easter Brunch. woot.
Zac is cute but he is not my type!
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Has anyone else been watching the shitfest that is Celebrity Apprentice? Fuck me, I can't stand that Aubrey bitch and her asskisser Lisa.
I'm tired...I hope everyone had a great Easter or Passover or whatever holiday you choose to celebrate. I was out at a friend's land on Friday night watching the full moon by a fire. It was awesome.
Hi Hekki, sorry to nose in, but I have two nephews with severe autism and a couple of friends with autistic kids. The signs you mentioned seem like symptoms of autism. I have heard that early intervention and treatment can make a big difference in some children, helping some of them to "mainstream" later in life and school. If it were me, I would mention it to the pediatrician, teacher and anyone else I thought could help. Do not give up trying to get him help. You could be making a big difference in your nephew's life.
autism/asperger's info:
hard for me to believe, and if i didnt know two families personally who saw dramatic changes, i wouldnt believe it, but:
gluten free diet made a HUGE diff for two families i know. one family, two autistic kids, one went off all meds, one went off all but one.
other family, one autistic child - potty trained at age 5 after two weeks gluten free.
worth a shot, anyway. wont hurt anything to try.
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Hekki, mention it to the pediatrician. Chances are that it will be brought up the minute he gets into preschool anyway. Early intervention is sooooo important, our oldest was 2 1/2 when he was diagnosed, and I wish we would have gotten him into therapy sooner (unfortunately our pediatrician blamed the lack of speech on growing up bi-lingual, which was bullshit. Your SIL and the nanny need to get over themselves and do what's best for the kid. Good luck to you all.
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Happy Easter to all and much love to all the moms on here that are dealing with autism. Had dinner and now just sitting here like a lump.
Hekki - I know you just love your nephew but IMHO, I just do not think it's up to us Aunts to talk to the pediatrician about him. I think it may cause more damage than good in your relationship, you know.
What I do know (just from my own family) is that Autism is more likely to be diagnosed after 3 1/2, so I would say that if he is still displaying these behaviours, the preschool will offer up some advice about going further to get a diagnosis. I'm sorry to hear about your SIL. Perhaps she is just feeling very overwhelmed by it all. I think my sister cried for almost a year when they were trying to understand and figure out my nephew's possible(at the time) autism.
Hope all who celebrate had a great easter.
I had the perfect day, food, play with my son, nap, food, nap. I never get days like this....
and gross on the kuntrashians showing up at church. those poor people trying to celebrate today amongst those nasty hors...
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I have never loved life so much.
Sonne....well, he adores me even though he has difficulty showing me and very often doesn't, so it truly is a mutually loving relationship. I feel our lives are richer due to his asperger's in many ways, and yeah, I know that sounds very after-school special like. lol.
Sometimes we have to look in different places to see ourselves their ways of showing us that they do really love us. And, of course, everyone is not the same.
You sound like just the bestest Mom, btw!
It looks like his underwear is on backwards. Is that the fly on the back? What's going on there?