Scammer Trying To Scam A Scammer
The dude who claims that Lindsay Lohan almost de-kneed him with her Porsche wants her to fart out at least $100,000 into his hands or else he's going to sell a video of her shifty crackie ways. The Iraq War veteran turned hookah lounge manager Thaer Kamal says he has surveillance video of LiLo smashing into him with her car and then trying to cover that shit up by switching seats with her passenger. Thaer has refused to talk to the police about this mess, because he's looking to get paid. This dumb ass, amateur scammer bitch obviously doesn't go here, because waiting to get paid by a Lohan is like waiting for a coked-up peen to cum. It's not going to happen anytime soon.
TMZ says that Thaer has hired high-powered lawyer Mark Geragos to work out a settlement deal with LiLo. At first, Thaer threatened to fuck with LiLo's probation by taking this so-called tape to the police, but then he changed his mind and threatened to sell it to the media instead. LiLo waved Thaer's threats away the same way she waves away dignity, because her lawyer was contacted by an insurance company investigator who claims that Mr. Hookah is a seasoned scammer and they're currently investigating him for 8 cases of fraud. The investigator says that Thaer Kama's real name is Amr Somethingoranother and he's using an alias to cover up his swindler tracks.
Instead of hiring a lawyer, Thaer should've hired a bitch to smack some sense into the scheming section of his brain. Like LiLo even has $100k! Bitch OWES the IRS $100k! LiLo's checking account is an abandoned, dilapidated warehouse filled with nothing but insufficient funds slips. Thaer is just embarrassing himself now and he has no idea who he's fucking with. I bet that White Oprah is going to e-mail Thaer and tell him to call her personally so they can talk AT LENGTH about settling. White Oprah will tell Thaer that when he calls an operator is going to ask for his checking/routing information, but that's just so she knows where to send the money. The number is 1 (888) 695-4543. And that dumb bitch is totally going to fall for it.
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Yes lollipops instead of smoking makes sense. Between Liehan, Thaer the con artist and of course Sarah Stalker who has seen everything this whole lawsuit is a joke.
Ah yes! Throw Lilo in prison -- she'll get 32 seconds and let out bevause of over crowding..Why fucking waste the paper!
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:17pm.
An adult with a lollipop....is this necessary?
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i ate them a lot when i quit smoking. i dont really know where the rule is that once you get to a certain age you can't eat them. i just wonder why lohan here would be. quitting smoking? binging on sugar while high on opiates? those were the only two reasons i ever ate a lollipop in public.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:43pm.
Do you guys remember those lollipops that were made for weight loss or was I did I dream that?
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yup i do - hoodia lollipops
also opiates make you crave sweets. just throwing that out there.
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"Fatsa or thinsa you still a bitchsa. :p. *poses with arms up for all future picsas* lol" - guest
Now wouldn't you like that sessy mouth all over your bits?
Forget Lindsay, who is that French-Brad-Pitt dude behind her?
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:43pm.
Do you guys remember those lollipops that were made for weight loss or was I did I dream that?
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I don't remember those, but I do remember driving to East LA once for some weed lollipops which alas, were a disappointment.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Good luck Thaer Kamal, you'll need it! Holan is probably good for it but no way will he see it, bitch hasn't made it this far for nothing! Now, if she'd only hit Kimtrashian, THAT would be worth the famewhoring fireworks they'd both milk from the "accident" and I'd buy front row tickets - both are master scammers after all! LOL ;P
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:07pm.
Hmmm what's with the lollipop?
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Come on GG a Ho has to keep working them skills, you just never know when you're called upon to give a blow job and the LAST thing you want is pull a muscle and get lock jaw when there's a bag of coke on the line.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:32pm.
can you imagine what her pits & ass smell like?
Twat you just made my eyes water and my throat contract! You win! I can't think of words to describe the odiferous quality of LiLo's pits/ass but I bet she can smell her own nether regions even when she's sitting down. *shudder*
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 1:32pm.
lastdiva -- her breath? Oh, you've got that right. But can you imagine what her pits & ass smell like?
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Blergh. There goes my lunch.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
At this point I'm afraid that his story is about as credible as Sarah Stalkers.
lastdiva -- her breath? Oh, you've got that right. But can you imagine what her pits & ass smell like? Her breath is the least of her worries.
that tranny Wendy Williams called Dina yesterday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhd-2fczwNY&feature=player_embedded
Wow. That is just so unbelievably pathetic almost as bad as Lindsay edorsing those fake ass ciggies.
Did you check out the link for that phone number? 'Dial-a-star'!! I don't know who half the people are, and not only are Dina and Michael Lohan on it but so is Kate Major. Who would pay to talk to Kate Major? And Octomom who I wouldn't pass judgement on for trying to make money even if it was a 'Dial-a-Farting-Star'.
Dina Lohan is the most expensive by far at $25 a minute. Of course she is. Except for Kris Herzog at $27 a minute. I've never heard of him and had to click to see who he is - he's a damn bodyguard! It's a Facebook of losers.
Look here fellow dlister's.... we need to take a break from trashing on Lilo and just be damn grateful we don't have to look at that atrocious yellow hair (?) anymore. Let's all take a step back and appreciate. She must have read the comments, or someone in her circle hog tied her and poured miss clairol on that trick.
Would I be stating the obvious to say she looks like her breath smells worse than a dumpster full of rotting garbage on a hot summer day?
Who is the Hottie McHighlights behind her?
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
On page 968 of the "Who Stole My Passport" excuse book written by Lohan...states, "when all else fails deny...deny...deny!
Do you guys remember those lollipops that were made for weight loss or was I did I dream that?
Wish she had hit me, I am legit....figures she will skate on this too, red, blonde, brunette, black hair a skank is a skan...btw is today twofer one skank day with Kuntrashian and Hohan this early???
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by loopygorilla: "...lindsay is soo fucking broke, she picked that lollypop off the ground, after some homeless dude was sucking on it..."
*FITS of laughter*
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just look at the self satisfaction smile on her face. its the "Yeah ima be alright bitches, i just picks me up a lollipop" look...its either that look or bitch is high of glue sticks (since she cant afford cocaine anymore)
There is a video of her switching seats -- http://ww__ww.x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan_pull...
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So that's how she ruined her teeth. Lollipops. And we thought it was meth. LOL
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:21pm.
Honestly, because she knew that even if it was a bump as soon as the person found it was Lilo - LAWSUIT.
I'm actually disgusted by this. Although, why was she there in the first place. Stay at home, crackie. He shouldn't be allowed to extort her though.
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Submitted by Helena on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:18pm.
I know...it's like that old Love line shit from the 80s. LOL!
I'm inclined to believe he is a scammer. TexnDoc's theory is plausible.
However, if she was innocent, why did she feel the need to switch seats?
Submitted by loopygorilla: "...lindsay is soo fucking broke, she picked that lollypop off the ground, after some homeless dude was sucking on it..."
*FITS of laughter*
Not sure what the law is but I think he just has to prove hit and run. Videos can be deceiving and if his credibility is in question because of his alleged prior lawsuits his testimony is worthless. Why can't she hit a normal person!
Bwahahaha! At 888-695-4543 it's only $12 / hr to talk to "Nadya Suleman" when it's $20 / hr to talk to "Chris Crocker." LOLOLOLOLOLing 4-EVA.
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Devil's advocate.
An adult with a lollipop....is this necessary?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/23/2012 - 12:07pm.
Hmmm what's with the lollipop?
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Oral fixation.
PSL -- ain't that the truth? When I first heard she hit someone, I did the happy dance, knowing she violated her probation and was certainly going to jail. Now I'm not sure at all. Shit.
"...the same way she waves away dignity"
Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Hmmm what's with the lollipop?
Oh come on. If anything the scam is White O is working with the guy to get the $ from Lindsay's insurance company and she's in on it too. Saw it in a TV movie once.
"LiLo was backing out of the parking lot while surrounded by the paparazzi when her car grazed the knee of a dude who manages the nearby Hookah Lounge (New York Post Headline: HOOKAH MANAGER HIT BY HOOKAH!). LiLo drove away without getting out of her car to check to see if the dude's knee was alright"
That was the original report here (where of course we only get the TRUTH). "Surrounded by paparazzi" when did she "switch seats with her passenger"?
I would love to see her thrown in jail for probation violation, but I will not get my hopes up. This stupid cunt gets away with everything.
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not a Lilo fan, but not thinking extortion should be rewarded, either ... hope the scammer gets thrown in the pokie
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is every argument against nepotism rolled into one.
This is one bitch I am really tired of hearing about.
Why can't she hit someone who is legitimate? How does this skank keep skating?
You know the tootsie roll in the middle of that lolly is cowering in fear.
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Scammer scammer bo scammer banana fanna fo fammer fe fi fo fammer. A scammer!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I love this post!!!!
*shuffles away snickering*
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!
Bitch is broke.
The fact he thinks Linds HAS 100k that's isn't already in baggie on a scale with a 4 x 4 foot mirror beside it makes me think she should counter sue him for simply being an idiot.
lol $100k? from hohan?
if bitch had $100k i would walk from melbourne australia to sydney naked, backwards, with a butt plug up my arse.
lindsay is soo fucking broke, she picked that lollypop off the ground, after some homeless dude was sucking on it but it was strawberry flavour and he HATES strawberry.