Thursday, March 22nd 2012
Behold, Rojo Junior!
So that's why it's almost like summer in NYC. It's isn't from global warming (it's totally from global warming)! It's because the apparent heir to the American ginger throne, 1-year-old Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni (Prince MEN-M) is heating up the sidewalks with the curly halo of flames on his head. No, Cynthia Nixon's hair didn't burn off from being that close to Max's short fro of sparks. Cynthia shaved it all off to do Wit on Broadway.
The rapture has been re-scheduled for a later date, because the world can't end now that a miniature Rojo is here. Prince Max saved us all!!! (See also: ginger babies are the best.)
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Cynthia has always been a lesbian no matter what she says. The kid is unfortunate looking.
ISprainedMyUvula
What a beauuuutiful baby boy!!!!!
"Shalikla!"
Does anyone remember the poop sock thing? I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
ISMU: your son is the cute variety ginger. Want to squeeeeeeeze him. . And you get extra points for not describing your husband as "blonde", but as "blond".
Humans off Earth: you are so very right about that photo. This is why I adore you horz. Sharing all kinda of cool stuff.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:43pm.
I mean no offense, but, wtf does Bette Davis have to do with..
Oh wait. Nevermind. It sunk in suddenly.
I think he is adorable, he looks like a little cherub.
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Honestly? How is this not possible anyway? Boys can be Kweens.">
Damn right. Flash forward for this kid:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DCBQ3nptxo0/TOwkrlO18aI/AAAAAAAADok/s6feVhC0hH...
Ginger boys grow up to be Conan O'Brien,
Love me a ginger boy! He is a cutie in his odd way.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:28pm.
{It's a shame it's a boy. That kid would make a better Queen Elizabeth I than Bette Davis, Judy Dench, Cate Blanchett or Glenda Jackson did.}
Honestly? How is this not possible anyway? Boys can be Kweens.
Well, although the kid's colouring suggests it, otherwise I'd never have expected Rojo to be the one that gave birth in a million years. That is so cool, no wonder MK is in over the moon mode about this one.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 10:25pm.
{I have to admit, that kid really looks like one that should have been aborted.}
Hey, Poopele the putz, Einstein was no 'looker' either. If we all killed people because they are considered 'ugly', most of us sorry fucks would go to the gas chambers.
It's a shame it's a boy. That kid would make a better Queen Elizabeth I than Bette Davis, Judy Dench, Cate Blanchett or Glenda Jackson did.
I have to admit, that kid really looks like one that should have been aborted.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:45pm.
OMG , your kid is so adorable and your makeup skills rock!
Thanks for posting the pic :)
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Bitchin' after the fact about a job that you wanted to do for the fat ass check makes you kind of dick. You go to work, do your bit, collect your money. Lik
ISprainedMyUvula wrote: "Ask how big of a fucking snafu it was that I threw those overalls in the Goodwill bag months later without thinking and donated them with them soaked in "blood"."
I'm laughing so fucking hard right now. I'm swiping tears of laughter from my eyes as I type this.
I can just imagine some holy roller church accepting your donation and freaking out, "OH sweet Jesus!" Then, followed by a prayer circle and speaking in tongues.
Great. Now I have incurable giggles.
MK's right with the tag "This Belongs in a Museum." The main pic is amazingly arresting. Both their faces are straight outta Vermeer. The bebe looks like he's floating in space. One of the the coolest, most interesting, unusual parent-child shots I've ever seen. And all because of Cynthia's brilliance and chutzpah in not putting on a baseball cap as any lesser and/or more vain celebrity gal would have done.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
UVY-so, so cute! And I gotta love another mum who loves Halloween!
Uvy, your boy is absolutely adorable!!!
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Uvy, what an adorable ginge! And you say neither of you is a redhead? Wow! ;P
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:57pm.
{Yep, liquid eyeliner, some eyeshadow and fake blood. Ask how big of a fucking snafu it was that I threw those overalls in the Goodwill bag months later without thinking and donated them with them soaked in "blood".}
I'm surprised you could get him to be still long enough to do such a good make-up job on him. Most boys are so restless.
His hair is absolutely freaky cool. I can't get over the COLOR of his hair! That is WILD, man.
You make cute babies. Good job, mama. ;)
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:57pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:51pm.
Your red-headed little boy is adorable!!!
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Thanks, girl! I can't believe he's getting so big.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Yep, liquid eyeliner, some eyeshadow and fake blood. Ask how big of a fucking snafu it was that I threw those overalls in the Goodwill bag months later without thinking and donated them with them soaked in "blood".
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:51pm.
Your red-headed little boy is adorable!!!
That baby seems to have a rather large cranium. Or hers is small. Odd that they appear to be the same size. Or maybe not odd, I'm not around infants very often.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:51pm.
That is one gorgeous child! LMAO at the "Chucky" make-up! Masterfully done. Did you do that? Wow. I'm impressed. So cute.
Looks like a gender-revese version of "Annie".
Mommy Warbucks and Little Orphan Mannie.
I know it's a stretch, but "Junior" and 'red hair' makes me think of the movie "Problem child" which was a hilarious and under-appreciated movie.
My guy:
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5539/img0403pa.jpg
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:39pm.
Is it just me, or is the CRAZY getting ratcheted up in here?
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Yep, Dr. Ruth is Fraggle / pip.
Submitted by Breaking Bad on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:47pm.
{CN is a natural blonde. She is NOT a ginge, how did this happen?}
Rojo got preggers, not Cyn. :)
Submitted by Breaking Bad on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:47pm.
CN is a natural blonde. She is NOT a ginge, how did this happen?
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Ginge is a genetic mutation. Both parents have to carry the gene and then there's still only a 25% chance they will have a ginge baby. My husband and I aren't redheads- I'm a brunette and he's blond but we have a mutant baby.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:45pm.
{Edited to add: Cynthia and Rojo had better dress that baby up as Chucky in the next year or two. Goes with the ginge territory.}
Laughed out loud. Scared the cat even!
CN is a natural blonde. She is NOT a ginge, how did this happen?
❝ I smile, I smile, and I smile. ❞
My Ginga Ninja is awesome. His hair is even more vibrant than Mr. Sir's up there. I don't think he's an awkward looking redhead but I might be mom blind.
Edited to add: Cynthia and Rojo had better dress that baby up as Chucky in the next year or two. Goes with the ginge territory.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:39pm.
{Is it just me, or is the CRAZY getting ratcheted up in here?}
The inmates have always run the asylum here. I don't really fathom your baffled retort.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:36pm.
{I have a ginge and he's three and just now getting freckles. They come with sun exposure and generally in the later toddler years}
Thank you! I was really curious about that. I'm smitten by freckles on all shades of folks. This child is so damned up straight-PALE but I bet once he gets a few freckles and darkens a little with some sun, he'll be irresistible.
Is it just me, or is the CRAZY getting ratcheted up in here?
My clan is very ripe. Especially after chili night!
Uvy, you are so lucky!
She's lucky she has a nicely shaped head. Nice and round. My skull is not shaped nicely under all my hairs. my kids have inherited my skull shape. Isn't that odd?
I love everything about that photo! The bald gayelle, the ginger baby, the birkenstocks, the urban landscape. Makes me want to write a screenplay based on that single picture. So edgy!
Holy fuck what is...what...how...what ahhhh!!!
*runs other way screaming*
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Spoiled, the size of the nests those birds build! I could park a car in some of them! And the racket they make when a bunch of them take flight. OY!
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I have a ginge and he's three and just now getting freckles. They come with sun exposure and generally in the later toddler years.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
awwwwww. MEN-M is unbelievably adorable
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:32pm.
Otay.
I'm not always privy to people's inside jokes.
Pull my finger? No, don't! Really. DO NOT!
Garbanzos. Whole can. High protein. Full gas. Not pretty.
GG, remember that conversation we had about stinky socks in the hamper? LOL! Boys stink. Period.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:21pm - "...We have tons of wild parrots around here..."
Gotta love those crazy green Monk Parakeets! Except when they eat up our fruit trees. :)
Dog is cool. Im used to poo humor - only female in a house full of men...too bad the kids have no ginger going on! :( So much for my genetics experiment.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/22/2012 - 9:28pm.
[[But GG, it makes you think, doesn't it? I mean, your whole marriage could be based on a miscommunication! LOL!]]
Which end do we pick you up from, Dog?
You are so mean to GG. I think you both need a foot massage at the finest horseshoe maker.